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-England has never won the first round since the first group match of 1980 European Cup. Last time England won the European Cup, the first game was back to 1968.
The above line of data was compiled by me during the halftime of the European Cup, but I didn't expect it to be rotten after the game. Because England didn't win this time. In this kaleidoscope-like world, Xiao Lizi won the Oscar, and Curry will soon win the FMVP. Only England can persist for 50 years, so that we can continue to play their first game in the next cup. ...
That's a real gospel.
Ok, thank you. Let's take a look at how the Three Lions Corps, which has high hopes, has gradually become a three-meow team in this competition.
Step one: hide your identity.
Perhaps, from the beginning, this game was destined to be a carnival of mouth gunners. Before the game, experts and scholars from all walks of life were predicting England's starting lineup and arguing endlessly, because Hodgson used different formations in each of the last five warm-up matches, and even the final formation was a mystery.
In the last two months, Hodgson has lined up the traditional 4-4-2 diamond midfield, and captain Lu has turned into a front line; I also used a steady 4-2-3- 1, and Deere and the drinking brother partnered in the back; I also developed an enterprising 4- 1-3-2. Kane, who can shoot from any angle, hangs with the little prince Vatti, and the picture is simply gorgeous.
However, none of the above strategies worked for Hodgson. As it turns out, all the warm-up matches are just a cover-up arranged by Master Huo.
Step 2: Bone reorganization
In order to be a successful Meow, Hodgson arranged a 4-3-3 lineup for England in this game.
The full-back of this squad is originally from Tottenham Hotspur, the winger is former and current, and the center is harry kane. These five people were taken out as the standard for Mahan, Ma, Ma and Bao to sit in the middle, and there is nothing to blame. But the problem is, Hodgson found that there was no room for his favorite players after the line, so he decided to put two Zhan Zhao in the back-
Rooney, whose striker changed to central defender, Ali, whose front waist changed to central defender, and Dill, who changed to central defender, wrote a new English midfield combination. Well, I can see that Master Huo really wants to build a Scholes. ...
Step 2: Bone reorganization
In order to be a successful Meow, Hodgson arranged a 4-3-3 lineup for England in this game.
The full-back of this squad is originally from Tottenham Hotspur, the winger is former and current, and the center is harry kane. These five people were taken out as the standard for Mahan, Ma, Ma and Bao to sit in the middle, and there is nothing to blame. But the problem is, Hodgson found that there was no room for his favorite players after the line, so he decided to put two Zhan Zhao in the back-
Rooney, whose striker changed to central defender, Ali, whose front waist changed to central defender, and Dill, who changed to central defender, wrote a new English midfield combination. Well, I can see that Master Huo really wants to build a Scholes. ...
Step 3: Pretend you are still a lion.
England, with its bones changed, did not fall down immediately. On the contrary, they played a pleasant game in the first half. There are three main reasons for this.
A. the collective launch of Tottenham's anti-grab lineup. England frequently steals the ball from Russia in the first half, which can be quickly divided by Rooney and Deere.
B. the wheel impact of full-backs and wingers is powerful. In particular, the main speed flow of Ross and Sterling on the left only used the trick of "passing the ball to his teammates after three seconds" to stall neustadt, Russian tall right-wing Wesmolov and the defense, and got a one-on-one chance with Smolnikov.
C. this Russian team is not good. They are the third oldest team on average in this European Cup, but they still give people the impression that zhirkov is old, Arshavin has not been reincarnated, and Juba, the only killer, sat in the bar for the whole half because of lack of midfield support.
In the first 45 minutes, Russia's technical disadvantage fell to the corner of the stadium. From the data point of view, England has tried to pass someone 20 times and succeeded 15 times, which has surpassed the full-court data of any game before this World Cup. Ross, Walker and Sterling completely penetrated into the Russian side, and a big wave came.
England is ready for everything except the goal, but it just can't wait for the goal. The reason is simple, they lost their teeth in the process of evolution, hum.
Step 4: Pull out the minions.
"England didn't score in the first half", it is estimated that everyone is tired of listening today. The reason why Britain sowed seeds everywhere but didn't harvest them was because there was no scoring function in the formation arranged by Master Huo.
Lalana, for example, missed two chances and participated in almost all offsides, which is what a real striker should do. For example, Kane, as the only striker, was assigned to take a corner kick, and as the center, he sent out the team's most six crosses in the first half. For example, Rooney, who took a corner kick, is still in the defensive position of his opponent's counterattack. The drinking brother who should have done this job didn't buy a ticket to France at all.
Hodgson's brain hole, which blends Chinese and western cultures, is full of a deep sense of patchwork and the beauty of division. Sterling and Lalana always lead the English team in key shooting positions, while harry kane is always far from the restricted area or corner kick. As for Ross and Walker's Spurs version of the flat draw pass +3 to 4 points flying out of the middle, this is what fans expect. ...
Alas, so many cakes flew in, but I couldn't swallow them. I really should bring some water to moisten my throat.
Step five: sissy.
During the intermission, Hodgson deeply analyzed the process of the lion meow, and thought that this much-anticipated England had achieved the achievements of the Premier League giants: boldly grabbing Tottenham, encircling but not shooting Arsenal, shooting but not entering Liverpool, moving the midfielder Gan Kun to Manchester United, and the full-back switched back and forth between being bombed and being bombed. There was only one key step to turn thirteen orphans into farts-COS Fox Town fully retreated, and then did not fight back.
So the whistle sounded in the second half and England's formation fully recovered. However, five minutes later, the fans found that this England was still a few blocks away from being freely put away. Once the Russians are allowed to control the game, their disadvantages of single strap and two fake waists are revealed. The space behind the full-back is completely exposed when the winger is still responsible for organizing the attack.
The only good news is that Russia also lacks a deadly weapon, so in the second half, the two teams basically presented a beautiful scene of you and me. If you strip off the settings of the European Cup, a deep rain can be seamlessly stuffed every minute.
Step 6: The Last Roar
By this time, all the lion attributes in England have been castrated. But according to the script, people who have experienced such a painful cycle must roar to be reborn. Therefore, the English team tried their best to shout out the slogan of this European Cup:
"20 16 European free kick championship, yeah!"
With a loud slogan, Walker stole two catties of Russian fat beef in the 77th minute, Ali fouled and took the meat to the edge of the restricted area, Kane set up an oven as a cover, and finally Deere cooked the meat with a big fire. This pure Tottenham goal, with a clear division of labor, makes me want to scatter cumin on Russia. 1 0! England has taken an important step to break its destiny!
However, this step is a bit big, exhausting the last hormones of the British army.
Step 7: Finally, make three meows.
After scoring 10 minutes, Hodgson changed into Wilshere, who was stopped by everyone in the first half, and then used the possession midfield to fight back. England has opened up a harmonious social model of backcourt defense, midfield running and front court covering the corner area continuously. The youth storm in the first half has disappeared, and the whole team is filled with diligence.
The lack of progress in the middle and frontcourt also caused the situation in the backcourt to plummet. In the sprint stage, slutsky led the Russian army to launch the most primitive attack. They put aside tactics, midfield and cooperation, and threw grenades into the England penalty area as long as they were 30 meters in front of the penalty area. Ah, by the way, I threw a group of long-legged dads to England with three substitutions.
Finally, in the hurry-scurry stoppage time, we staged a familiar English movie, which is also a three-episode series. The names of these films are: Aliton diplomacy, Ross's life, and joe hart's troubles ... Oh, if it weren't for this goal, we would have forgotten that English goalkeepers still have a fine tradition of being hanged.
In the end, the Russians broke out the energy of fighting nation in do or die, and explained the scoring rule of "Being sick all over is a bitter day" with practical actions. Britain, on the other hand, successfully completed the degradation of this species. In close-up, the light of hope in the eyes of this youth army slowly goes out with the bleak gesture visible to the naked eye. ...
Different people may have different analyses of the current results in England.
Optimists believe that England, which reached the semi-finals of the European Cup 1996, also drew in the first round of the group stage, which is a good sign.
Pessimists believe that the England team in the 20 14 World Cup played a good half-time game like this in the first round of the group stage and achieved a regrettable defeat. However, the story behind it is that they were eliminated five days later, and even 12 teams did not start the second round on the day of booking return tickets.
You know the ball emperor, what do you think?
Anyway, I feel that England is sorry for the football hooligans who made trouble with Marseille.
Meow meow meow.