Lead: bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and no one can make up for the broken clothes; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry. The following is a funny sentence that I shared with you to express Singles Day. Welcome to learn!

1, 65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles' Day, 65438+1October1and165438+/kloc-0. Image spokesperson: a bachelor; Holiday mascot: 4 fried dough sticks! Slogan: Long live the bachelor!

2. "Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? "

3, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

4, four fried dough sticks and an egg, I wish you a happy singles day! The imperial edict is: the emperor summoned you to carry goods in Fengtian, and now you are appointed as: Prince Bachelor; Appointment time: 20 1 1. 1 1。 1 1~ forever; Task: 1 1 every year. 1 1 Organize a Singles Day party. Qin this!

My birthday happens to be165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

6. I just graduated from school and returned to being single! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.

7. You walked into the besieged city and forgot your brother; Washing and cooking is your patent; Cleaning diapers is a pleasure. Clockwork information stimulates you, and bachelor lives freely. But I tell you quietly, if you have a chance to enter the besieged city, don't forget your single brother!

8. Singles Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you secretly love misses you at night; If you sneeze at noon, it means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, forget it. You have a cold!

9. Advantages of bachelor: 1. High degree of freedom: not bound by family and responsibility; 2。 Low sense of responsibility: you can find someone to chat and drink after work; 3。 Small financial pressure: control in hand, one person eats enough to keep the whole family warm.

10 "If God wants to demote the Sri Lankan people, we must first accept their will?" God trusts you. You have a great responsibility, a long way to go and a mainstay. Then why are you missing half the sky? You are also a pillar, let's work together!

1 1, I want to announce a shocking news to my friends: I planned to stay single for 20 years this year, long live a bachelor! Ps: Don't forget to recommend me if you have a beautiful woman!

12, today is your holiday. I'll give you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle points-11. 1 1! Happy Singles Day!

13, naked men and naked women, panic on Singles Day. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light. Make plans early and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it and gives birth to the next generation of light!

14, Singles' Day, I wish you polish your worries, drive away your worries, wipe away your pain, forget your worries, get rid of your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to spring. Happy Singles Day!

15, when did your girlfriend have it? I said to myself. I wonder if the female netizen has a boyfriend? If not, my bachelor will not last long. Today is Singles Day, and I am determined not to be a bachelor. I want to say to you: marry me, if you don't, I swear to marry you.

16, a new interpretation of Singles' Day: looking for love wholeheartedly, wishing a better life and smiling bitterly year after year.

17, our bachelor is not afraid of divorce even if he is afraid of anything. Who, like a housewife, will have an internal dispute, and her fixed assets will be reduced by half if she is not careful.

18, don't be afraid of being single, think about Andy Lau; Single don't complain, think about Takeshi Kaneshiro; A bachelor doesn't vent his anger. Think about pigs.

19, life is helpless, worried, sad, and I am unhappy without anyone to cheer. With your help, take care of me and let me know that life is beautiful. The blessing was given on Thanksgiving Day. I wish you a happy life.

20. Gentle greetings have merged into all my blessings, and faint blessings have poured into my infinite sincerity and tranquility.

A short message quietly flooded the screen! Always happy.

2 1, you are the most beautiful leaf I have ever seen, let my forest wither for you; You are like a melody that makes my life more harmonious. I can only say thank you in a small voice, so small that only you can understand it! Happy thanksgiving!

22. Manage love with sincerity, pursue career with persistence, treat friends with kindness, treat hardships with indifference, pray for happiness with piety, repay the world with gratitude, follow your heart with love, and wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

23. Blow the most sincere blessing wind to your side, turn the most sincere greetings into rain, float to your window, turn my thanks into thousands of words, and pray for your happiness forever.

Turn my gratitude into sunshine, light up your sky, turn it into rain and dew, moisten the flowers in your heart, turn it into words and tell you personally. Thank you and have a happy Thanksgiving.

25. Do you know what kind of people are happiest? A grateful and happy person. So I am very happy, thank God for making me a good friend like you! No matter how cold it is in winter, I think of you and let me see the warm sunshine! Happy thanksgiving!

Your bright smile will stay in my heart, your kind words will always accompany me, your enthusiasm and encouragement will inspire me to move forward, and your sincerity will help warm my heart. On the occasion of Thanksgiving, I sincerely thank you. ......

27. Thank my lover for giving me many unforgettable memories, a nearly perfect relationship, and a family that is not completely harmonious but always warm. Let me relive it again and again in the years to come, so I want to be happy.

28. I am grateful to know you in the vast sea of people. I thank God for creating you and me at the same time, so I often think of you in windy days, and the days with you are no longer lonely. I suddenly looked back and felt shocked. Knowing each other is a kind of beauty.

29. When I can't see you, I am eager to see you; Seeing you, I am afraid of leaving; I can't be happy whether I can't see you or not.

30. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!

3 1, maybe I can't give you all the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you all my best things. May there be only three words: I love you! Forever and ever!

32. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ......

33. I love your eyes the most, hiding my deep affection and your gentleness; Love your lips most, share my passion and your infatuation; The person who loves you the most gave you my life and yours!

34, bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor life screams; No noise, no trouble, bachelor's life is really free; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

35. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

36. There is nothing wrong with the moon and the stars, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

37. Love is in my heart. Missing is the sound of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

38. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe. Because I still have you around!

39. A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, to face up to the incomplete life, to laugh at the affair, to resist the temptation of forbidden fruit, and to tolerate our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles Day!

40. Singles' Day is coming, to my dear stick: Don't feel tearful, loneliness is just around the corner, the world is everywhere, don't panic before the fate is over, I wish Guangming an early change!

4 1, in fact, it doesn't matter if you are single. A happy life is the most valuable. No one will cry without the drag of family. Although love can be beautiful, it can also break people's hearts. Someone will accompany you, and I will accompany you to live a wonderful life. Happy Singles Day.

42. To believe in true love, TA must exist. Either we don't love, we love happily. Without irrigation of love,

Life is boring. Keep a good attitude and be happy. Love is also dependent, don't be hasty. True love will always exist!

43. The bachelor's life is very chic, and the whole family does not worry about eating alone; Single days are very helpless, and no one cares about illness; The days of being single are very deserted, and there is no one to accompany me during the Spring Festival. Singles' Day is coming. May you finish your last Singles Day and find your other half as soon as possible!

44. The sky is the companion, the stars are the companion, the earth is the companion, the horse is the companion, the wind is the companion, it is refreshing and comfortable, the rain is the companion, the wise man is at large, you are the companion, no regrets, dear, today's Singles' Day, I hope we are no longer lonely and love you.

45. Some people care about you, some people care about you, some people care about you, and some people bless you. Although you are still single, I wish you an early love hug and enjoy a beautiful life! Happy holidays!

46, netizens are much ado about nothing: Singles Day, change back to being a bachelor! Singles Day broke up, but I still silently prayed that he would treat himself well and never be impulsive. His safety is my greatest wish.

47. In order to prevent traffic congestion on Singles' Day, a restriction notice was issued: men travel with single numbers and women travel with single numbers. Whoever pretends to be a bachelor shall be punished by forging a number plate. I hope that the majority of bachelors can arrange their travel time reasonably! Happy holidays!

48. Why is165438+1October 1 1 designated as Singles' Day? Because in addition to ridicule, there is also a blessing: 11,four1,just like four chopsticks, just make up two pairs, indicating that chopsticks are paired! I wish you a quick pair!

49. Warm reminder: Singles Day is coming. You can throw away troubles, polish troubles, throw away failures, throw away unhappiness, throw away helplessness, drive away loneliness and spend all your money, but don't run away. Happy Singles Day!

50. How much trouble can you have, just like a group of bachelors dancing in the early days. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

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