Son, I'm at the blood donation station. So many uncles and aunts downstairs have to witness your father's donation feat ... what, they didn't applaud (applause)? How can they not applaud? Thank you. Listen, so many people cheer for us. I'll donate right away. Son, this is 100 yuan. I recorded it on my mobile phone video. Let's have a look when you get home. Son, this 100 yuan is not much, but ... but how to get this 100 yuan? Where's my cell phone? Oh, my God, I threw it in. Oh, no, it's not. Someone didn't. Who cares about this box? What happened? Right here.

B: Hey, hey, enough to pinch?

A: Stop it, I haven't arrived yet.

How much did you steal?

A: Just 100.

B: Why did you steal 100?

What are you doing? Have you ...? ... take a picture? What did you steal? Who stole it?

B: Your hand is in the donation box now, so you don't admit stealing?

A: Look carefully. I'm here to make a donation.

B: Donations are all about putting money in a box and taking it out of the box, you know?

A: Brother, I can't steal my hand. Why steal money?

B: Do you want to take your hand out?

A: Certainly.

B: Can I help you?

Thank you, big brother

B: Do you want to leave this hand in the box, or do you want to take your arm off and pinch it?

A: Brother, you can choose any place. I support you.

Hold on. One,Two,Three ...

A: My God, my God, you scared me to death.

B: Needless to say, come here, come here, come here.

A: Huh?

B: The witnesses and physical evidence are all here. Come with me to the police station at once.

A: No ... witness, I saw a little man. Where is the physical evidence?

B: on hand 100 yuan.

This is my money.

B: Who can prove that this money is yours?

This is the money I just donated.

Do you call this donating money?

A: That's right.

B: I didn't see you donate. I just saw you pay.

A: Big Brother, I can see my donation clearly. .......................................................................................................................................................

B: You don't call it donating money.

What's that called?

B: return the property to its original owner

A: No, I can't tell you clearly. I ... I'm really here to donate money, big brother. Do you think I donated it

B: No, you don't call it donation. You don't call it donation. Tell me what happened.

Don't worry, brother. I tell you, I just donated money here, but I'm very excited. I take money from my left hand.

I use it as a mobile phone and my right hand uses it as money. I wanted to make a video, but I lost the donation box when I got excited.

Went to the forest

Are you a big fool?

A: Brother, how do you know my nickname?

B: Well, what a coincidence. Hey, I don't believe it. Did you get the money?

A: Right.

B: Cell phone in hand?

A: Right.

B: this can fall in. How did this fall in and pinch? Why can't my mobile phone fall in?

A: Brother, I fell in when I was on the phone.

Call?

A: Right.

B: Is it open?

A: It's open.

B: Watch this.

ah

B: This mobile phone won't fall in either.

No, I'm still talking.

What did you say?/Sorry?

Son, look at this.

B: Let me squeeze it ... Who are you cursing?

Who scolded you? That's what I said at the time.

Oh, yes.

A: How annoying.

B: What is it?

Son, look at this. ...

I beg you not to keep telling me this, okay?

A: I beg you, too. Can you stop looking at me when I say this and wait for your father's love to come to you? Watch your son, dad.

It's time to donate. Go ahead, son. Get down.

B: Is that all?

A: Right.

Look at this, son. Dad is going to donate money. Go, this phone ... hey.

A: Brother, why on earth did you let go?

No, hey, hey. ...

A: Hahahaha, I didn't lie to you, did I, big brother?

I see. You are not only a thief, but also a big liar. You tricked my mobile phone into the box, didn't you?

A: No, big brother, that's absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, really nothing.

B: Isn't it?

A: Who would have thought that you would really let go? My mobile phone is also in the cupboard.

Who is looking at the box? Hey, I dropped my cell phone.

Dude, stop yelling. No one. I've been yelling for a long time ... don't buckle. People are dirty.

What should I do?

A: What should I do? There's only one way. When people come to withdraw money, they open the box and take out the money, as well as the mobile phone.

B: No, what time is it? I will take the eight o'clock train home for the Spring Festival.

What should we do? You are really loose. Wait a minute.

Ok, wait a minute.

Give it back to me, fool. I don't think you are much better than me.

B: Big Brother?

A: No one.

B: Why did you think of donating money?

My son was admitted to the county high school.

Yes, don't film me.

A: My son is the first in the senior high school entrance examination in the county, with more than 1 1,000 students. At that time, life at home was difficult, and the villagers pooled their money to send him to school. Isn't that why I have money now? I said I would donate some to people in need, so I am grateful, right?

B: Right, right, right, right.

A: Unexpectedly, my excitement turned upside down and my mobile phone fell in.

B: Good man, my child is not as clever as your son.

Where are you still studying?

I am a girl, not a boy. I didn't do well in college this year.

Which school did you go to?

B: Isn't this just admitted to the British University of Beef Tendon?

A: Not big brother, no hooves.

B: With hooves.

A: It's a grocery store with hooves and a famous university without hooves.

That should be?

Oxford University, not Oxford University, you know, mom?

Oxford University?

A: Right.

B: Ha ha ha. I thought it was Tendon University.

A: Yes, hehe.

Well, what time is it? Why hasn't anyone come yet? What should I do?

A: There's nobody here either. I'm worried. I have something to do.

We have to do something.

Hey, hey, big brother, what did you say you do? What do you do?

B: I'm a carpenter, a class 9 carpenter.

A: Big Brother?

hum

I kindly remind you that it is made of wood.

I know it is made of wood. What do you mean?

What do you mean? What can a carpenter do when he sees wood? Why didn't he take out his cell phone ... and cut it?

You are so clever. Why didn't I think of that?

A: Why?

B: 15 second.

A: I'll give you a push, big brother. Let's go

B: Which of us dropped the phone first?

A: Brother, I fell in first, and you fell in later.

B: Then you should go first.

A: Big Brother, I can't use this thing.

Are you playing smart with me?

No, I really can't. I'm worried because you are a carpenter in the ninth grade.

B: Will it work?

hum

Will this work?

A: No, Big Brother. What do you mean?

I still don't understand. Click, click, cut open the box, take out your mobile phone and leave.

A: Brother, please pull over and don't cover you. Dude, I'm sure I can get this axe out of my phone when I go down, right?

Go in?

B: That's all right. I will testify for you, won't I?

A: Big Brother, that thing is like this. I'll cut you open and see you, and we'll make it complete and prove each other.

B: No problem. Listen to my slogan.

A: You shout, that's it.

One, two, three ...

C: Don't move.

A: Come on, let's take a picture.

C: What are you two doing here?

A: Hahahaha, what about donations?

C: donations?

A and B: Yes, that's right.

C: I've never seen anyone donate money with a saw or an axe. I can tell you that this man has all the physical evidence. Come with me to deliver it.

extinguish

No ... no, comrade, witness. We admit it. Where is this physical evidence?

A: That's right.

C: Yes.

B: No, this 100 yuan is mine.

C: Who can prove that this 100 yuan is yours?

He can prove it.

A: Elder sister, I don't know him well.

No, why are you like this?

C: You were standing there, too.

No, we are not on the same team.

No, I ... I'm here to make a donation.

C: I didn't see it.

You didn't ... Do you see it? This is a donation.

A: Sister, I just donated 100.

C: This is not a donation, but a return.

B: Who seems to have said that just now?

A: You are right.

No, we are here to donate money.

A: That's right.

Really?

ah

Captain: Then what's he doing with an axe?

B: He, er, chopped boxes.

C: That's it. What do you do with a saw?

See the box?

C: Isn't that stealing, huh? Hey, no, you know what? This is the love money of ordinary people, and you all have this money.

Do you still have a conscience for stealing?

Comrade, let me explain something to you. He really caused this.

A: Right.

B: His son was admitted to the county high school, and 1000 people won the first place. Think about how difficult it is for the farmer's son to win the first prize. He is very excited and happy, so he is going to come here to donate some money, 1, 000 yuan. As a result, he turned the whole thing upside down when he got excited. He thinks money is a mobile phone.

A: Sister, what the villain said is basically true.

Can you believe it?

C: I don't believe it

Don't say you don't believe me, and neither do I.

No, big brother, how did you ...

How could he? So I will recreate the scene at that time.

A: Right, right, right.

B: I tried one, too, and it turned out to be, alas, just that inch. My mobile phone is too small and fell into the donation box.

C: Make it up. Keep making it up. Hey, don't you think the story you two made up is a little fake?

She said our story was a little false.

A: Sister, we won't be too fake.

B: What do you mean it's not too fake, but it's true.

All right, stop inking and go to the police station at once.

A: No, well, elder sister, you called me, and my mobile phone is still in it.

Yes, in it.

A: If it rings, it proves that what we said is true, so you have to believe us.

C: What's your mobile phone number?

A: My mobile phone number is 1 ...

What is 1?

Sister, stay away from me. Can you come and talk? annoying

C: Keep listening.

A: Listen, listen (phone ringing: Hello, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable). Why is there no signal on this mobile phone?

No, this box is shielded. No signal?

A: Brother, go to the police station.

Which police station are you going to? Comrade, it doesn't matter if his cell phone doesn't have a signal. My cell phone must have a signal. Call.

My mobile phone, my mobile phone is also in this box.

A: Right.

C: What's your mobile phone number?

Well, then 1 ...

There are so many thieves.

Listen (phone ringing: hello, the number you dialed is out of service)

A: What's this? It owes you money.

B: You don't owe money early, and you don't owe money late. You owe money at this point.

C: OK, OK, OK. Will you two stop cheating here? This one has money in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. You can fall in.

Going?

A: No, no, no, elder sister, if you really don't believe me, you can also drink him and reappear at the scene.

B: Right, right, right. You re-enacted the scene once.

C: Then I'll trust you again.

A: OK, OK, Sister.

C: Isn't that money in your left hand?

A: Right.

C: Hold the mobile phone in your right hand.

B: Right.

C: Did you fall in?

B: didn't it fall in?

A: Say something.

Yes, you still have lines.

C: What line?

B: What lines?

Son, look at this.

B: I beg you, will you stop pointing at me all the time?

A: I beg you, can you stop looking forward when I call my son?

hey

Son, look at this. Dad is going to donate.

Yes, that's it.

Okay, kid, be careful. Dad is going to donate. Did he fall in?

Brother, let's go to the police station.

Which police station did you go to? Right, right, right, right You didn't say the key words.

A: Yes, two words are missing.

What two words?

A and B: Let's go.

Son, look at this. Dad is going to donate money. Let's leave now. Did you go in?

B: I didn't go in.

Brother, let's go to the police station.

C: Did you go in?

B: I didn't go in.

C: Did you go in? (slamming the donation box, mobile phone goes in)

I went in.

A: Sister, you have it.

B: I went in, eh, hahaha.

C: Ah …

A and B: Sing, whoever helps us turn over will help us. ...

C: Huh? Then my mobile phone fell in. You two are so happy?

A: That's not happy.

B: It can prove our innocence.

A: Right.

Hey, I believe you. Tell you what, you watch the box here, and I'll find the person in charge to open it, so that our mobile phones can be easily taken.

appear

A and B: Great, great,

C: Look at this.

B: Uh-huh, ahem, elder sister, you'd better take that 100.

A: Brother, it's me anyway. I'm embarrassed to take it.

B: Then I must be embarrassed, too. I'm sure I put it in the box.

C: Hey, I was fooled by you two. I'm also here to make a donation.

B: Great, it's 100 again.

C: Watch the box.

A and B: Hey.

B: Hey, brother, with my status and experience as a Grade 9 carpenter, the design of this donation box is particularly unreasonable.

A: Why?

B: If I designed it, there must be someone in it. In case someone makes a mistake, they can take it out in time. There are so many people.

Make sexual characteristics

A: Big Brother, I find that you are not only naive, but also mentally retarded. Ha, ha, ha. How is that possible?

Who did this? Who did this? Just after I was asked to repair the props, someone smashed the mobile phone inside, which was so strange. Call once.

Ah, knock me out and throw me 100, knock me out and throw me 100. The most immoral thing is the last time. That mobile phone is too thin, and it is directly inserted into my head. Who did this? Who is it?

A and b recognize each other.

D: You two don't have to run. I know you all gave love. Do you want to give a round of applause to those who give love?