There are no two identical leaves and no two identical men in the world. Therefore, we should use it flexibly in practice and never copy it mechanically.
Now men in the world are divided into several categories, let's analyze them one by one.
Ning-style classical handsome man.
Such a man is young and handsome, gentle, kind and upright, and shy and affectionate in front of girls. If you want them to take the initiative, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for your sisters to fade, not to mention that such men have always been a once-in-a-century hot commodity. And once I lose my virginity to you and become your person, I will be loyal to you until I die. So the best way is to strike first and find a suitable opportunity to kill him.
Necessary tools: bed, wine, moonlight, roses.
In order to pass the buck, pretend to be drunk with wine. Moonlight and roses can make your memories more beautiful, because Ning men pay more attention to spiritual slip, who makes them a little literary talent?
Now introduce the first lesson of rape:
Pretend to be drunk in his arms, then turn over and press him hard, put his left arm on his head, press his right hand on his chest, look into his eyes and squint and kiss him. Bite and kiss gently first, and then kiss when he kisses back.
If he doesn't kiss back, you don't have to think about anything else, just kiss all the way. Then put your hand there and feel it swell, so that you can put his hand in your coat.
If he pulls it out again, you can put his hand behind your back. If he still refuses you, you can ride on him, tear off his belt and tie his hands to his head.
Then unbutton his pants, kiss him gently and put his toys in your container.
Afterwards, you must remember to say, "I'm sorry, dear, I really love you." I really can't live without you. "
Second, Guo Dage's wooden virgin
Such men are extinct animals, but they occasionally meet one or two in a class. They are plain-looking, stocky, taciturn, silently caring for the girl they like and taking care of them in every possible way, so they can be called "wet nurses" men. Women may feel a little ignorant of amorous feelings and romance. In fact, they just have thin heads, but they lack a thin rib below.
They think that the girl they love should be respected. The so-called respect means not taking the initiative to kiss or touch, but pecking at the forehead and face at most.
If you rape such a man, you must pay attention to your discretion. If you don't pay attention, you may lose your strength and you. Because their ideas are very traditional, being too tough will scare them away. If you give him the image of an adulteress, even if you lose your virginity, you will try to escape.
Rape lesson 2:
Tools: porn, bed, house without parents, birth control pills.
The first step of rape is to lure him to watch porn, and then pretend that he doesn't understand and say, "Brother, have you ever played?"
"No."
"Me neither."
If he doesn't talk, you go on talking.
"Elder brother, I want to try. I'm an adult. You kiss me. "
"No, I'm sorry."
"If you are embarrassed, let me do it."
Then don't worry about whether he answers or not, because he certainly won't dare to answer. Kiss him. I don't have to teach him how to kiss, do I You can't play without kissing.
Remember to take the medicine first.
Then he groaned and told him, "Brother, I am so hot. I really want to. What happened? I've never done this. It's all your fault! "
That guy must be numb, and then you turn over and say, "No, I want it, I want it, you take off your clothes, and I won't talk to you if you don't take it off." I am angry. "
He will take it off.
Next, you should be below and never climb up. Close your eyes. "Brother, will you?"
No, he has to pretend for a while. Slowly, he will like this game.
Third, a romantic and intelligent man of Wei Xiaobao style.
This kind of man is very attractive and extremely intelligent. There are many women around, and I'm afraid the average beauty can't enter his eyes. Intelligence is both his pride and his weakness. He likes women as smart as he is, so he can only outsmart such men, not storm them.
Note: Wisdom seeks failure, not victory. The final victory must be given to him, so that he is willing to capture you.
Tools: bed, difficult brain teaser.
In order to make yourself sure of winning or losing, warm up with "scissors, stone and cloth" first.
"Elder brother, let's play with scissors, stone and cloth. Whoever loses takes off his clothes. "
"Yes, yes!"
Come on, scissors, rock and paper, it doesn't matter who loses. You can't eat so much that you can't take off his pants, can you? What did you do in kindergarten for three years?
If you run out of clothes and pants, you can play a difficult sharp turn.
For example, "Brother, I'll play a brain trick with you. If the sperm runs in my dense room at the pulse rate of 100 per hour, and the road ahead is tortuous, wet and greasy, how long will it take him to reach the uterus? Which one is the most tired after reaching the finish line? "
No matter what the answer is, you should let him prove it with actions. Finally, he is the most tired runner.
Fourth, the black whirlwind is rough and savage.
This kind of man has an excellent physique and a strong body. But when it comes to love, kissing and touching are almost the same. They often don't have very high requirements for women, and only talk about first come, first served. In his bed, he conquered his territory After going to bed, as long as you remind him of his responsibilities from time to time, he will continue to serve you to the end. If necessary, if he pushes, you can tell him, "This requirement can't satisfy a woman. What kind of person are you? " ! ",to ensure that he obediently.
Fight violence against such people!
Tools: lawn, starlight, dinner paper, river.
Note: Do not hit people in crowded places.
First, find fault with him.
"Tiger Brother, what time did I ask you to come?"
"Nine o'clock."
"What time is it now?"
"9: 03?"
"Did you take my words to heart? Who do you think I am? Have you ever cared about me? " -The volume must be loud, and you can squeeze out some tears if necessary.
He must have wanted to explain without saying a word. Don't give him a chance.
"You don't say, every time you always have a reason, you go ahead! What am I in your mind? ! "
That man is anxious. He must be full of anger.
"Damn, what do you want from me? Shall I cut off my head for you? "
"Yes, I just want to cut off your head."
Then fly to him, throw him on the grass, burn him with the warmest kiss and bite him until it hurts.
When the temperature is enough for cooking, order him again. "Why don't you undress your aunt?"
Sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's hot, and he thinks it's because he cares about him, so at this time, although he is a seven-foot man, he is as good as a son.
Then you fuck him and bite him as you do it. "useless man, useless man, I hate you."
He can't stand it. He will try to prove himself useful. You must be so cool at this time!
Five, Zhou Lao urchin big boy.
The biggest problem of this kind of men is that they don't follow sex, watch porn, get close to women, don't tell dizzy stories, and like to talk and laugh with girls, but they are like sisters to everyone, which seems difficult to call. This kind of man is the biggest headache for girls.
You can't put down the girl's shelf and say to him, "Brother, I miss you, please kiss me!" " "When you are joking, he will laugh and then run away. It's not easy to get them into bed.
Tools: remote hut, bandage, towel, pen and paper.
First trick him into a remote cabin, of course, there must be a bed in the room.
"Brother, I'll play a game with you."
"No, I'm not free."
"You are not my brother. If you don't accompany me today, I'll never talk to you again. "
"Well, sister, I'll go with you."
He was really taken in.
When we arrived at the hut, we said, "Brother, the game we are playing today is called dressing up as a pig and eating a tiger. You tie me up and I'll be a pig, okay? "
"No, you are a sister, so beautiful, how can you be a pig, or I want it, I want it!"
So he will reach out and let you tie him up.
Take out the bandage, pay attention, tie it tightly, and separate the leggings.
When the tie is strong, undress in front of him and cry like rain.
"Brother, I have always loved you. From today on, you are your person. "
He will definitely refuse loudly and shout for help. All you have to do is gag him with a towel. Then suck his penis, his chest, his mouth and put him on the ground to make him feel good.
Never leave the last step behind.
Sign a contract with him and promise to love you forever, otherwise you will tell him the story of adultery.
The kaleidoscope of paragraphs 6 and 6 is full of compassionate men.
This kind of man, handsome, has a little spare money, loves everyone, meets each other after a brief encounter, steps on n boats and plays with women in his hand. If you meet such a man, if you are interested, consider him a public servant. Don't be polite to him.
Tools: masks, candles, cigarettes, invincible hedgehog sticks, scissors.
Needless to say, you know this formation, and you are going to fight SM to get back at him.
Get the evidence of his fickleness first, and then ask him if he loves you. He says he loves you. Such a man sees more women, and the general moves can't interest him, so he will be more willing to play some tricks.
"Elder brother, I know that a good man like you must have many women who love you. I should be happy for you, but you are sorry for me after all. "
"There is no such thing, I only love you."
"You lie, that I see your sperm bank is enough? If you can't reach * * * ml today, I'll kick your ass! "
All right, suit yourself. In fact, my favorite person will always be you. "
Put on a mask, take off his pants and show his penis. Light a candle and a cigarette. Be careful, don't get excited, cigarettes are smoked, and candles are used to light cigarettes.
Ride on him and spank him with a hedgehog stick while riding.
Cut off his JJ hair with scissors when you are finished, so that he will remember you forever.
It's too late tonight, so write so much for the time being, and send another slogan, hoping that my compatriots will hang it on the bedside.
"Better be a traitor than a traitor!"
This herringbone cannot overlap. Super prank, don't take it seriously!