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What will happen if LOL becomes a compulsory course in high school?
I don't know much about LOL, but I can tell you clearly, if you have to take a compulsory course ... to what extent will you vomit blood when you see LOL? That is, you have to stay after school to make up for 1000 soldiers before you can go home. Playing LOL is no longer fun, but a terrible mechanical operation. If one soldier is missing or even one soldier is loaded in three seconds, points will be deducted, which requires a lot of practice to make up for it. Why is this happening? Because you are facing millions of opponents, you must do well in the college entrance examination competition, and you only have one chance, and you are not allowed to make any mistakes. If you fail, you have to repeat your studies or go to a second-tier university. Can't you afford to lose? And once you don't play well, everyone will laugh at you and you feel hateful. Although I don't know as much physical and chemical knowledge as you do, LOL is a first-class level. When LOL becomes a course, do you think you are awesome? No, Xueba will still crush you. ....

At home: "Mom, I want to read a book" "Read a book? Do you know what your league is like now? You don't even have gold. This time, the first one in your class is diamond. Look at you, how far behind others, and still insist on playing ten leagues every day. Going out to buy a dish is embarrassed to meet people. " "But I've been playing for a long time. Let me have a rest." "no! Son, the college entrance examination is a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. Do you know how stressful it is? How is it possible to test 985? " At school: Teacher: "The mid-term exam results have come out. Our class has a master's degree with five diamonds and eight platinum. The teacher praised these students. But the tail of our class is still too big, especially Xiaoming! Look, it only takes ten minutes to make up 28 yuan. Are you adc? It's almost 70 yuan from the people in Class 3 opposite him, but you're not half as good as others. And Xiaohua, I'm embarrassed to say that your wild fighting is only level three. Let the wild monster kill twice and let Class Three kill the wild once. Can you play? How do I usually teach you? You two came to my office after class, which really pissed me off. " After class: "hey, Xiao Ming, stop playing LOL and go out and read!" " ""No, I have five innings to play. You go first. "It's the first time to get so many praises, thank you for being spicy! Forgive me for not updating in time, and continue to write now. Teacher Bu Bing: "After reading everyone's homework, Xiaohong did a great job. She is both coquettish and conscious. Most importantly, the ice cloth is great. (Turning to others) People average 8 knives per minute. What about you? "

Think about it. Everyone got high marks in the senior high school entrance examination. Why is there such a big gap now? I said that the subject of conscription is very important, and some people still failed. It's you again, Kay It's no use putting you and your degree on the same table. Oh, my God! Really dead wood. I will give you a lecture after class. "Equipment teacher:" Equipment is particularly important for an alliance, which I have been emphasizing, but some people in the class are embarrassed to say you. You said you were the first person to hit Guanghua naked with a knife, what resurrection armor! This is nothing, and some people use Yasuo's first naked hourglass. This is really a ridiculous thing in the world, so they are so afraid of death. This is meaningless. "Teacher:" Xiao Hao, I'm glad to hear that you went to the library, but you seem to be reading an extra-curricular book called Advanced Mathematics. "You know you are a senior, and your grades are still so bad? Not much to say, just last time, a woman shot you, you bloody witch had to run away. As a result, you gave the bullet to Xiaohua with residual blood, killing Xiaohua, causing him to fail in kda. Another time, I was busy with you on the Q line, and even if I left, I might be caught by you ... I will punish you for handing in double homework tonight. If you do this again, you won't want to have a winter vacation! This is really annoying for babies. "

Do you think the LOL exam is only practical? Don't be naive. Come, come, brother, let's do this lol college entrance examination. Multiple choice questions (103) 1. The attack speed bonus provided by the bow of flexion is () A.25% B.30% C.35% D.40%2. The health bonus provided by the red crystal is () A. 150b. 188. () A. 1 sec B.2 sec C.3 sec D.4 sec 4. Avalanche of the Deep Sea Titan [passive]: His normal attack will cause additional damage to the target, making the target comfortable in the same place, that is, the stun effect. How many seconds can this special effect only work on the same target once? () A.6 seconds B.8 seconds C. 10 seconds D. 12 seconds

5.S3' s new item "Rune Barrier" is a combination of the Legion's Holy Shield (+250 health, +20 spell resistance and +20 armor) and an anti-magic cloak (+20 spell resistance). What is the spell resistance of the rune barrier? () A.30 B.35 C.40 D.456 Which of the following equipment synthesized by Cage's Lucky Hand provides a +5% movement speed bonus? A. Moreiro's Secret Book B. Polar Ice Fragments C. Double Shadow D. Anyan Torch 7. Which of the following equipment attributes is "+500 health, +30 armor,+14 health recovery /5 seconds, +7 mana recovery /5 seconds, only-passive-butcher (increasing the damage to wild monsters by 25%), only? () A. Stone of the Spirit B. Spirit of the Broken Ghost C. Spirit of the lizard elders D. Spirit of the ancient golem.

8. Which of the following heroes does not have the skill of "getting a shield to absorb damage after use" () A. Ramos B. Skana C. Kama D. Diana 9. Which of the following is the popular Central Asian hourglass attribute of AP heroes in Zhonglu? () A.+80 spell strength /+50 armor/initiative: let your hero freeze for 2 seconds and cool for 90 seconds B.+80 spell strength /+50 armor/initiative: let your hero freeze for 2.5 seconds and cool for 90 seconds C.+ 100 spell strength /+50 armor/initiative: let. () A. Galen Galen B. Night Hunter-Vayne C. Bloodthirsty Hunter-Warwick D. Yannv-Lux II. True or false (54 points) 1. Swift Scout-Timo is Ionian. () 2. If there are time guardians-Kieran and Thunder Roar-Volibear in the same team, Volibear will not enjoy the bonus effect brought by Kieran's passive experience. () 3. As of Judge Wei's version of Picheng Site, League of Legends has only three jumps: Shen and Kenan. () 4. In S3 version, the magic bender can synthesize polar ice fragments and soul vestments. () 5. In the S3 version, the apostle of Kik consists of a burning gem and a vampire scepter. ()

3. Fill in the blanks (152 points) 1. Please fill in the title or name of the following hero. (1) Doomsday-(2) Skana-(3) Shadow of War-(4) Shville-(5) En Nivea-(6) Kalkas-(7) Clockwork Devil-(8) Vanity Predator-(9) Lengar- (20 points) 1. One day, the fox and Casadin met in the middle of the road. When they were 18 years old, the fox had a spell strength of 300 and a spell penetration of 20.20%. Her fraudulent orb [Q] base damage 140(AP+0.33), base damage when the orb is recovered 140(AP+0.33), Casadin spell resistance 100. 2. How is the percentage of 2.LOL armor against low gear calculated? 1 armor is 1, but 100 armor is about 40%. Please refer to the percentage formula of armor and armor resistance.