Singles Day Declaration: 1. As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it. 2. Valentine's Day without lovers, only Singles' Day. 3. No gifts tomorrow, only girlfriends! 4. I am light, so I am. What do you want? I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day. 6, "Naked" tutorial The most embarrassing thing between men and women is to borrow things, and if you borrow one, you will have two opportunities to meet.
2, "Leftover" has said: dust to dust, soil to soil, being a bachelor is not hard, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere and eventually have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.
3.111Singles Day holiday arrangement: eat 2 fried dough sticks in the morning and put them aside; Take the bus 1 1 twice, go out once and come back once; Eat on time11:0011:Eat with two pairs of chopsticks, one for the left hand and one for the right hand; In the afternoon, I sang karaoke, a single love song, and I was lonely all my life and broke up happily. Four bachelors were invited to play mahjong at night, and only four of them were idiots. Go to bed on time at night11:0011.
4, single happiness: 1, one person consumes, no drag, independent, simple decision; 2, do not sweep the house, do not fold the bed quilt, keep nagging, will not kneel; 3, all income, self-control, spending money smartly; 4, surfing the Internet day and night, chatting with girls, flirting, daring; 5, running around tired, physically and mentally exhausted, going their own way, no regrets; 6, life is short, freedom is precious, single time is short, cherish free and easy!
5. 1 1 year1/day 1 1 hour 1 1 minute1/second. Sincere greetings and cordial condolences to single revolutionary comrades struggling in the front line of work: solve personal problems as soon as possible and build a harmonious society.
6. 1 kitchen 1 toilet 1 people live, 1 vegetables 1 soup 1 people eat, 1 pillow 1 quilt 1 people. 1 happiness 1 worry 1 worry 1 work 1 fatigue 1 work 1 bear 1 bear/kloc-0. 1 heart 1 means 1 positive light, 1 health 1 generation, 1 people have 1 people are wonderful, 1 people have 1. Happy Singles Day!
7,11/singles day, six have been repeated to you, I wish you a bright future; Career, smooth sailing; Success, take the lead in setting an example; Family, life is safe; Trouble, gone forever; Good luck in your life!
8. 165438+ 10/01Singles' Day. Singles should implement the "three lights" policy. First, they must clear up their troubles; Second, forget all the love hurts; Third, try to get naked this year; I wish you an early nunchaku!
9. I am single, I am happy, and I don't add life to my country.
When will love come? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if you have. If not, why not have a drink together? Maybe at the same time! If you all have it, I wish you happiness forever! Happy Singles Day!
1 1, Super Singles Day, some people are disappointed, some are lovelorn and some are missing. Of course, some people are rich, some people are fat, some people send invitations, and I send text messages: I wish you happiness.
12. Single for sale, price to be discussed. There are many discounts for the top 30. If you reply to the order immediately, you will get a pair of underwear as lost and two pairs of socks as lost. Don't look back, bachelors streaking for a week!
13, the moonlight shines in front of the window, and today is not a pair. Single is also happy, single shines, single is the most free, single has ideals, single is the most comfortable, and single flowers are more fragrant. I especially wish you a happy singles day!
14, Welsh onion: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick: I am an unyielding bachelor. Noodles: I am a soft bachelor. Fried dough sticks: I am a tortured bachelor. 1 1 Lu: I am the most popular bachelor. Happy Singles Day!
15, river of no return, all the bachelors in the world go to make friends, leave when they say so, and I will leave when you leave! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy Singles Day!
16. Singles are called "bachelors", those who get married are called "naked marriages", those who get married for the first time are called "getting naked", those who get married for the second time are called "reflecting", those who get divorced are called "polishing", those who flash marriage are called "borrowing light", those who get married for singles are called "getting naked", and those who get married on TV are called "getting naked". Singles' Day, whether you are "light" or not, makes you touch "light". I believe there is always bright sunshine in life!
17, single is good, there will be no brokenhearted and no troubles; It's good to be single. You are quiet, and no one is noisy. Love is beautiful, not lonely or troubled; Marriage is good, and husband and wife love each other forever. Single, love, singles day, I wish you all the best!
18, solitude: when you are alone, it is very quiet and quiet; When you are alone, you are free and unaffected, and the small world walks at will; When you are alone, walk with a smile and face with a smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant! Singles' Day, what if we are single!
19. Look at the girl across the street. The bachelors here are very cute. Two bachelors run fast, one has no wife and the other has no wife, which is really helpless. As long as girls show a little love, the world will become a world without bachelors.
20. Relax and celebrate Singles Day. Relax and celebrate Singles Day, hahaha! Single people remember that happiness is invincible! Who is separated in entanglement! If the red knot is not tight, then calm your mind and smile!
2 1, just graduated from school and returned to single! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.
22. Let me tell you some terms: 65438+1 October 1 Small Singles' Day, 65438+1October1and165438+/kloc-0. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang". The mascots of Singles Day are four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Together, it is11.11. Recently, everyone has been talking about the possibility of the lunar calendar 165438+ 101coincidence. ...
23. The bachelor is back, the bachelor is tired, and the bachelor's hope for girls; Being single is bitter and lonely, and pretending to be busy on Valentine's Day. Singles are miserable, singles are hard, and Singles Day is ruined by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!
24. Single people don't know and are harassed every day. How much do you know about being blind at night? Don't worry, don't make noise, as long as you work hard, the "light" will become true. Super Singles Day, I wish you a peach blossom robbery and a happy ending.
25, bachelor out, a top three; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, fashionable and romantic. May your troubles slip away and your life be more beautiful on Singles Day.
26, bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, bachelor life screams; No noise, no trouble, bachelor's life is really free; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!
27, Singles Day, remember to pursue the "Eight Lights" policy: career should be glorious, life should be beautiful, love should be exposed, wisdom should shine, happiness should be exposed, happiness should be borrowed, troubles should run away, and friends should invite you to join!
28, Singles Day, please listen to my new explanation to you: It means that you must have a confidant who knows you best in your life, and you must have someone who loves you deeply in your life. You must achieve something in life and realize a grand dream in life. Friend, I wish you happiness forever!
29, Singles Day, want to streaking, don't just talk but not practice, teach you streaking: get rid of marriage, get rid of emotional prison, get happy, walk around, and get rid of children and grandchildren. Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!
30. On Singles Day, I wish you to polish off your troubles, drive away your sadness, polish off your pain, forget your sadness, get rid of your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to the state of spring. Happy Singles Day!
3 1, Singles' Day is coming. I wish you worry about the baldness of light, worry about the wandering of light, good luck and happiness, and happiness will always shine. Happy singles day
32. Singles' Day is here, and I wish the wedding nunchakus all the best; The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!
33. Singles Day is here. I wish you a sweet love, all the best in your marriage, and good grades as a minor! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!
34. Singles Day is coming. I wish all men, women, big bachelors, little bachelors, former bachelors and present bachelors, former bachelors and present nunchakus, former nunchakus and present bachelors a happy holiday.
35. Singles Day is here. Do you want to say goodbye to being single? Send you a pair of the best folk prescription: ten packs of believable granules, twelve kinds of Tongxin grass, ten happy capsules, and take them with colorful honey for three days to ensure that you are sick. Happy Singles Day!
36. Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, butterflies get divorced, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? Come and fall in love!
37. Singles Day Classic: Part I: Last year's bachelor, this year's bachelor, next year's bachelor seems to be the first part: the deskmate has a master, the classmates have a master, and the peers seem to have a master cross-recognition: Nima I am single.
38. Singles' Day is coming, and I will give you a three-light policy: seize all your troubles, burn all your bad luck and kill all your sorrows. Only health and happiness will accompany you all your life.
39. Singles Day is coming. Attention, comrades. Due to the influence of inflation, the price of marrying a wife will increase. Therefore, if you have a wife, don't divorce. If you don't have a wife, you should find it as soon as possible and attack the world of two people!
40. How do you spend Singles Day? 1 October 1 1 get up 11eat1and1fried dough sticks. Take the bus 1 1 to 1 matchmaking agency, 1 Canada 1, and take the subway 11Go home and watch 165448.
4 1, the best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!
42. Classic life of a bachelor: 1 1 minute, 1 1 second, get up, have breakfast1bread1glass of milk, and then take the bus1/kloc.
43. The Singles Club announced that all adult bachelors,11.11,can receive free blind date coupons, with limited opportunities. The special code is Happy Singles' Day! I won't talk to him about ordinary people!
44. The bachelor turned back, and now only the Yellow Crane Tower is left; When the bachelor turns back, several families are happy and several are sad; The bachelor turned and asked where the restaurant was; When the bachelor turned around, the cowherd and the weaver girl broke up; Single five times, Liu Xiang played table tennis; When a bachelor looks back, a river flows backwards. 111/Super Singles Day, I wish you undress soon!
45. Good news: You can get tickets for Noah's Ark. Bad news: Your partner has your ticket. Today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles Day. Go find it. I wish you a smooth boarding and unlimited happiness.
46. The person who calls you a fool is not necessarily a partner, but also a beloved friend; The person who says I love you is not necessarily a partner, but also a relative who loves you; People who worry about you are not necessarily partners, but also respected teachers; Tell you, the person wearing clothes is not necessarily a partner, but also Mr. Weather. Honey, what are you worried about when you are single? You already have a lot. Smile! Single!
Sha Yi Hook got married this year! Big s is married! Lin Xilei is married! Patty Hou is married! Stephanie is married! Christine is married! Deng Li is married! Rene Liu, my favorite milk tea, is married! Gavin Gao Dong Xuan is married! Jason Nana is married! Sonija Kwok is married! Karen Mok is married! Liang Yongqi is married! CoCo Lee is married! Selina is married! What are you waiting for? Get naked!
48. This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!
49. Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating. You are out of the organization, and you are in trouble. Do you remember being a single friend?
50. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will … marry you!