Singles' Day jingle sentence
1. Male naked, female naked, flustered on Singles Day. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light. Make plans early and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it and gives birth to the next generation of light!
Attention, men and women. Respond to the call of low-carbon economy, please actively participate? Naked? Big move, two people have a house, two people cover the quilt, two people eat vegetables, two people use their income, and two people celebrate Singles Day!
3. Sunbathing, bubble bath and lights come and go; One stick, three sticks, when did it become two sticks? It is true that men are outside, women are inside, and the opposite sex attracts each other; Androgen and estrogen only suffer from precocious puberty; Singles' Day, so bitter!
4. Learn to be brave when you are afraid and no one is with you; When bored, no one asks, learn to bear it; Tired, no one to rely on, learn to stand on your own feet; No one complains when you are bored, learn to harass, and you know how to spend Singles' Day.
5. Singles Day Stripping Meter: Can you take a broom and sweep the streets? Light? ; Alienate beauty, retreat for progress, because five? Light? Ten colors; Empty the neighbor's wall. Can I borrow it? Light? ; Black face, can be dull? Light? !
6. I have been a piece of jade for many years, and now I am going to break? Light? A trip. Hook up everywhere and give sweet talk to beautiful women. This is the right of bachelors. Don't expect three wives and four concubines, just agree with monogamy. May happiness and love tie you up on Singles Day!
7. Go out alone, one is the top two; Brilliant, lacking an object; Open and aboveboard, live happily; You are the only one who glorifies your ancestors; Brilliant, fashionable and romantic. May your troubles slip away and your life be more beautiful on Singles Day.
8. Notes on Singles' Day: Hooking up everywhere is every bachelor's natural right, protected by the Happy Singles Law, and no one has the right to stop it. Although it may fail, as long as you persist and are not afraid of losing face, you will definitely encounter peach blossom luck.
9. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of the central, local and local Singles Day posts, I would like to express my sincere condolences to the naked men and women who fought in the front line of Singles Day. Please don't panic and hope to take it off as soon as possible? Light? !
10. I know that the sky is very high and far away, waiting for my lofty dream. I know that the sea is vast, waiting for my vast dream. I know my heart is empty, waiting for you to fill it. Happy Singles Day.
1 1. You only care about the revolutionary cause, so you have no time to talk about love, right? 11.11Singles' Day, friendly reminder: life is precious, love is more expensive, don't be busy with work and forget to enjoy yourself!
12. I don't want to be inseparable, just want to hold my wife; Don't ask for a shining cow B, just ask for an empty heart; Irrigation is not courting, but seeking not to be a public hazard; Do not seek blind worship, but don't be hasty. Singles Day, I wish you an early reproduction!
13. Singles Day is coming, should singles of all ages follow it? Bare? Policy, let troubles run away, sadness wander, lucky to enjoy the light, happy to borrow the light, happy to steal the light, happy to shine, the image is shining, the mood is sunny, and enjoy the good scenery of life!
14. Tell naked people how to be naked, and those who are not naked tell those who want to be naked. It is better to tell those who are naked not to be naked than to tell those who are naked not to be naked. Singles' Day, don't be dizzy if you don't believe it. Have fun.
15. Singles' Day, wishing a single man find a dear, loving and deeply loved person to bid farewell to singles; I wish the female bachelor find a person you love and say goodbye to being single!
Singles' Day greetings
1. Singles Day, I wish you trouble (light) and happiness (light); The future (light) is bright and the career (light) is bright; Love (light) color and let me touch (light)!
Singles Day is the last day of being single. The last thing on Singles' Day is to receive a message on Singles' Day. The last thing singles see is: Happy Singles' Day!
On Singles Day, I want to give you this special mascot, which will bring you incomparable happiness, boundless good luck and endless happiness. Please cherish it. Here.-These chopsticks!
4. Singles' Day is coming, and I'll give you three treasures: a chopstick. Wish you? Chopsticks? In pairs; Give you a fried dough stick, wish you? Oil? Wife? Oil? Small; Give you a crutch, wish you? Gan? Take off your clothes. Happy Singles Day!
You have hugged your wife and your son, but I am still singing a single love song to comfort me. Please don't hug your girlfriend when you invite me to dinner. Just bring enough money.
6. The north wind is howling and the snow is falling. The bachelor's life is not chic at all: self-reliance-warming yourself; No one to talk to-online chat; Loneliness-looking for a bosom friend. Friend, what are you waiting for? Come and help the poor bachelor!
7. When the cold weather comes, the life of a bachelor is often chaotic. Worried, worried, worried about how I will spend this winter, being single is the most uncomfortable; It's not surprising that nobody loves and is single this winter. In fact, I am not a bad bachelor, I deserve a lot of love.
8. It's Singles Day again. It is rumored that veteran Yue will reward VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, express red line, free postage, and take whoever you want. Everyone who reads text messages has a share!
9. It's nice to be single, with quiet ears and no pressure in my heart, a free Ren Woxing. Really:? There is no limit to the happiness of bachelors? . Bachelor friends, continue to work hard for our bachelor era.
10. Today is Singles' Day. I wish you Singles' Day: get rid of your troubles and get happy. Rolling around, rolling around, the unique advantage of being a bachelor is rolling around. I brought you my blessing. I wish you a bright future
1 1. You are a special person and have loved festivals since childhood. Children's Day, Youth Day, stepping into Valentine's Day in one fell swoop, almost living on Father's Day, the classic program April Fool's Day, and keeping Singles Day for a long time. I wish you a happy life, and every day is like a holiday!
12. If you are single, please find a lovely person to bid farewell to being single, but first I wish you a happy Singles Day. If you are not single, I wish you a happy Singles Day!
13. Time always has faded memories, and years always have old poems. No matter how gorgeous the melody is, there is always a ray of sunshine passing through the heart. Dear, Singles Day, please let the sun of love rise at the best time in our lives.
14. How beautiful it is that the world is so impetuous, love is so ridiculous, single, carefree and happy, and occasionally bored. Look at the streets, single beautiful women coquettish, single handsome men proud, just ask how to grow old together, really single-minded Singles' Day is here. I wish you undress as soon as possible and have a good love affair!
15. One day, a male bachelor met a female bachelor. Male bachelors don't want to be bachelors, while female bachelors want to be bachelors. Male bachelors can't convince female bachelors, and female bachelors can't convince male bachelors. Finally, they simply mixed bachelors together. Happy Singles Day!
Humorous greetings on Singles' Day
1. It's another Singles' Day. The club sent a congratulatory message telling you to eat when you are hungry and to discharge when you are lonely. Don't just spend money without making money. When you go out, make more eyes. Don't say I won't do it. Singles Day, please do it!
2. The imperial edict is: bring goods to heaven, and the emperor said, you are now appointed as: Prince Bachelor; Appointment period: 2008.11.11~ forever; Task: Organize a Singles Day party once a year.11.11. Qin this!
3. The bachelor is good, the bachelor is wonderful, and the bachelor life is screaming; No noise, no trouble, bachelor's life is really free; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!
4. Give me a fried dough stick, which is delicious; One more, not enough; Another one, but I still want to eat; The last one, yes. Look, now I want to send you my blessing: Happy Singles Day!
If you are a bachelor, don't be afraid. Think of Andy Lau. If you don't have a wife, don't complain, think of Takeshi Kaneshiro; Be a bachelor, don't be angry, think about the pig. Four fried dough sticks and an egg. Happy Singles Day!
6. Marriage advertisement: gender: male, hobby: female, specific requirements: height is not limited, as long as it is not Yico Zeng; Fat or thin, as long as it's not Li Gang's father. Interested parties contact code: Happy Singles Day!
7. The "Bachelor" club announced that all adult bachelors,11.11,can receive free blind date coupons, with limited opportunities. The special code word is: Happy Singles Day! I won't talk to him about ordinary people!
8. If you want to end your single life, please write eleven short messages and send them to eleven friends on Singles Day 1 1/day, asking for eleven opinions, changing the shortage at eleven o'clock, and striving for eleven recommendations, and you will be satisfied at eleven o'clock.
9. Sunshine, moonlight and starlight. May every ray of sunshine bring you health and happiness; God stick, fairy stick and human stick, may each stick bring you good luck and happiness; May every festival bring you relaxation and happiness before, during and after the festival. May the life on Singles Day be sweet and happy!
10. Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; Hard work is hard, and the road is difficult; People should have deep feelings, and they can love each other in the next life! Today is Singles Day, Happy Holidays!
1 1. This year's Singles Day, today's Singles Day, pay attention to Singles Day, what is the secret of undressing? Light? Blind date runs out of resources, love letter runs out of words, pursuit runs out of energy, love runs out of wages, Weibo exposes the news!
12. Today's Singles' Day, I wish all the bachelors in the world go out with a red face, a shining image, a colorful life, enjoy the scenery of life, take good luck every day, sweep away their troubles and live a bright and beautiful life forever!
13. Singles' Day is creative: only eat a fried dough stick for breakfast, only eat a chopstick, only take the bus 1, only play mahjong, karaoke only click "Lonely Life" and only send a text message. Happy Singles Day!
14. Singles' Day trick: All singles, go to pick up girls today. No matter what the reason for being single is, don't spend Singles Day alone, don't just increase your loneliness; Let's get together with a friend and don't let yourself be naked. You can also enrich your busy work by working overtime, or play games online to kill loneliness. Remember that Singles Day is a happy day.
15. Singles Day trick: first, dress handsome, second, be bold and not lack of calcium, third, turn around with the cheek, fourth, look down on failure, fifth, take the opportunity to play hooligans, sixth, roam the beauty area, seventh, blink wildly to show love!
16. The reality is a little helpless, and the feelings are still blank. Just waiting for true love and being single. If nothing happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flower of true love is in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. Pray for bachelor friends to get love irrigation early!
17. Singles Day happens to be June 1 day. This blessing is full of profound meaning. Let's be happy together, laugh happily together, earn RMB together, be young and beautiful together, have sweet love together, and run naked together. Happy Singles Day!
18. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!
19. Singles Day, I wish you: on the road, a Ma Pingchuan; Career, overnight; The mind is spotless; Bad luck, all clean; Trouble, make a clean break; Success, high spirits; Lucky, call a hundred times; Family, harmony; Friendship, a lifetime; I wish you peace and happiness all your life!