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In addition, I reprinted it, and the copyright belongs to the translator MM, thanking her for her tireless translation:) Enter her diary, which contains a category called "donkey", just open it.
She didn't put the following passage into the category of "donkey", so she posted it for you. . .
But not everyone is so bold. This man never thinks he is handsome, and this woman never thinks she is handsome. Does he have the courage to ask you if his crystallization is beautiful? He didn't know that his action was actually asking people, "Look at my crystallization, is there any genetic mutation?" Can you say something?
"Five words, your son looks healthy!" You ordered me to tell you! He broke up with you!
"That's it?" "Well, you shouldn't break the law when you are old." You wouldn't do that, would you? You will say "Ah ~ ~ so proud ~ ~", which actually means that he (the child) is really "tight". "Wow, I really look like you" is not a compliment, I hope you understand. Ah ~ ~ so special. I really don't know what I'm talking about. Stop pushing me!
True story, ladies and gentlemen, true story. A friend of mine gave birth to a son and showed another friend a photo. The friend said, "Your son is not as ugly as you, just like your wife." I think these are the revolutionary slogans of the revolutionary party. If these revolutionary parties pass by, you will be fine at this moment. "Look at my son first. I conclude that your son is not like you, so ugly, like your wife." Wow, boss, how do you know? These are not like any social pressure! Can you talk or not? I can't do it.
If you don't want to be like him, but at the same time you don't want to say these perfunctory words, "I'm so proud." There is another way, ladies and gentlemen, ask this friend, "You give me a picture, and I'll help you put it online and ask your opinions." Do you think he has enough courage to give it to you? No one has enough courage to give it to you. I know some girls are crazy enough to walk in the street and show them to the police. "You see, my son is like a wanted man. Is he familiar with the mantra?" I don't have the courage to let my son show it to others online.
Those friends who think they are beautiful girls but are not teachers' milk also have the courage to put photos on the Internet and ask, "Is this person a teacher's milk or a beautiful girl?" I believe you will hear something you have never heard before, because as we all know, on the Internet, everyone can "say something". This is the most important thing I want to tell you today. On the internet, the internet is the most important and greatest invention of mankind, which can let everyone release themselves completely. There is a saying.
In real life, I will definitely say that this child is beautiful, otherwise you must break up with me. You must say, "of course, he hates children, because he can't give birth to the numbness of children!" " "I must call you a pretty girl, or you will poke me at once." He is only two years older than me. Not only that, he also picks up girls and picks up yin to replenish yang. "Journalists and friends like to say that about me.
Ok, but online, there is no such problem. Everything you are afraid to do in private is put online. There is a conversation below, which I copied online. It's two people who met for the first time on the Internet, okay? This is a basketball court forum. Here you are.
When we first met, A simply said "Yao Ming is the greatest player of our time", OK? It's too simple.
B said, "There are so many great black players in the NBA that you don't even talk about them. Do you talk about Yao Ming? Another narrow sense of nationalist lackeys, you worship when people are tall, and it must be a short-legged dog that is only five feet long. "
A replied, "You like black people so much. Obviously, you are a super gay man who transcends race and has a broad mind. If there is a black charcoal who knows how to get up and walk, you will not let go. Burn charcoal quickly. "
Then B answered him, "You China dog, black people are not people. Is Po human? You are so patriotic, then I wish you death, but you were killed by a tank car in China! "
Just four sentences, I see here. Think about it. In daily life, you may know a person in less than four sentences, call him a' short-legged dog' or a' super gay' and then call him a charcoal burner, wishing him to be killed by a tanker and completely release himself.
A Qiang, a friend who likes to pick up girls online, came with the first sentence, which was not implicit at all. The first thing he said was, "Guess what I'm holding with one hand?" Extremely lecherous, he said that he liked it directly enough, because usually half of the women would immediately answer him "bitch, arrest your grandmother". In real life, many women want to say this, but they have no courage to say it. Don't believe it? Man, go back to work tomorrow and try to find a female colleague. You look at him from behind. "What do you think I have in my hand?" That female colleague will answer you, and most of them will say, "Good or bad, I don't even know what you are doing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "in fact, he knows exactly what you are doing. You are a bitch.
But if A Qiang meets a girl online, it seems that she will answer him like him, "What do you think I have in my hand?" A Qiang would be great, wouldn't it? His advantage, ladies and gentlemen, is that A Qiang will meet some women. A Qiang asked, "What do you think of my hand? What are you catching? " The girl replied, "What do you think I'm eating?" He said catch, then this girl doesn't need to pay attention to you. I like eating, so I'll just say eat. "The most impressive girl he has ever seen is" What do you see in my hand? " The girl replied, "if you want to tickle, tickle." Why not try Zhou Jiaquan's skin water? "I don't know if her father is Zhou Jiaquan.
In short, I am what my people are. I don't need to give you face to be myself. There is a saying. Ladies and gentlemen, there are many such examples on the Internet, which I call too numerous to mention. I just want to tell you an example that I think is the ultimate self-release on the Internet. Okay？
It's almost over. Let's put up with it. Only half an hour.
What do you mean, life is wonderful? You have a meal with a friend, so you can eat this friend through this meal? What is wonderful? You wanted to eat McDonald's, but you ate Uncle McDonald's? 200 1, in Germany, some people may not know. A man named "Gao Jiawen" posted an advertisement on the Internet, openly soliciting a man between the ages of 18 and 30. This man must be in good shape to cook his dinner and be eaten by him. What a picky eater. That is, we want a roast pigeon with a good figure. Because he is too demanding, he has nothing to eat for a year. This year, someone really sent him food. Oh, no kidding, but they got cold feet at the last minute. No kidding, it's really wrapped and burned. You got it? What did Arvin do in the past when he retreated at the last minute? Go to the theater for pizza. I really think he is civilized to many boys, and he has slept with them. You got it? Suddenly the girl said, "Let's go to the theater." "Really, now go to the theatre? Ah ~ you're going to play, and you have to watch the play at the same time ~ ~ "It's so scary.
A year later, a year later, Gao Jiawen's Mr. Right Bobo appeared. Bobo's English name is Bernd Brandis. Gao Jiawen wants a man who is 30 and Bobo is 42. He wanted a roast pigeon, but he got an old turkey. But this is not a problem, because they talked a lot online, made many good friends and had many frank exchanges. Bobo once asked Gao Jiawen, "Gao Jiawen, do you smoke?" Gao Jiawen said, "I smoked it." Bobo said, "That's good, because I smoke. I hope you don't mind eating bacon. " I deleted some of their most powerful sentences. I'm afraid everyone is not satisfied. Bobo asked Gao Jiawen, not asking, but telling him, "Gao Jiawen, I really want to see your stomach." Many men and women like to say to each other, "Come out, I really want to see you." Finally, Gao Jiawen doesn't even need to find Bobo himself. Bobo drove 300 kilometers by himself to the meeting place. Before he became food, he told Gao Jiawen to cut a piece of meat on himself and taste it together. I don't want to tell you anything about meat. I'm surprised everyone is depressed. In short, this is the easiest meat for men to cut. Then we had dinner together and said "so tough" and so modest. In the end, Bobo succeeded in becoming the first real food eater in history who I think is completely voluntary. Listen carefully, it's not vegetables, it's food, but if you like vegetarian food, I don't think he even cares about plants. Arvin was finally caught by the police and sentenced to eight and a half years' imprisonment. Recently, he was sentenced to life imprisonment.
This case caused a lot of discussion, because Bobo was completely eaten voluntarily by him, while Gao Jiawen didn't eat voluntarily. So is this order a murder or a pure Yuetai private kitchen? These are not places that interest me. I'm interested in you, Li Bei and Bobo. Think about it. If it weren't for the internet, he wouldn't be able to find each other in another 10 thousand years. What about you? What can you do?
"Old friends with you for so many years are false, aren't they, A Qiang? Everyone has no afterlife in this life. Can you give me a right leg? I always said that in a few years, you will be hard in a few years! " What can you say? "Wow, Mrs. Chen, your kitchen is really beautiful. Your pot is so big. Can you let me sleep? Can you give me a hug? You taste it, come on ~ ".
What can you do? There are two conclusions in a story. What kind of person do you like?
The first conclusion: I think that after millions of years of purification, human beings finally invented the Internet. Everyone, really, now, can completely release their own space. At a certain time, cannibals can openly recruit friends, and foodies can find their own homes. What does that mean? In other words, this is really an era without excuses. The cannibal found the food man. What's so rare about this? I don't even know. I'd like to give you an example, so it can be done, but nothing is more difficult.
So what excuse should we find? I can't find what I want, you can't find your house, your job, "no, I really can't find my little dragon girl." Why can't you find your little dragon girl? "Because people say I'm not Yang Guo." Many little dragon girls on the Internet already have a Yang Guo at home. He just wants to find a god to relax. "Finding a god carving really suits me, because many people say that I am really a beast." The Internet can turn Jin Yong's condor hero into a' condor next door' (pronounced in Cantonese).
The second conclusion: there is a person who is more powerful, turning the condor heroes into condor feasts. Is Chen Zhiyun here? There is nothing more like Stephen than you. The host is the God Carving, next to Yang Guo. The vulture and Yang Guo said that you have never heard such a wonderful conversation. The vulture said, "Wow, I want to eat you". Yang Guo said, "I will be eaten by you". No, it should be called "Carving Theological English".
Do you understand that our ability to deceive ourselves is really unfathomable? We have evolved for millions of years, millions of years, and finally we can completely release ourselves. A person takes advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to release the self that this kindergarten taught him to be. "I am a big apple, sweet and delicious." This is the most exciting black humor I have ever heard. The above words "alcohol will not make people better" and "sleep will not make people rich" will be followed by "why do you deceive yourself?" Because I am a big apple, listen carefully. "I am a big apple, sweet and delicious." Thank you! ! Ok, thank you, thank you for helping my friend, thank you for your support.