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super teacher

Gangster wizards are teachers, teaching girls and playing gangdom.

My slogan is: "All traitors should go to hell; All my students must succeed! Because I'm a special teacher in the history of shipping in China. "

[Style]: relaxed, interesting, rebellious, high to cool.

The first demon in history

An ordinary citizen who is always unlucky suddenly, a piece of broken jade that can make strange things, and a group of electrical strange people who like to make trouble. ...

I found a little girl. She likes to kill demons, especially ice cream. Her greatest hobby is using magic.

I have a Greek fiancee who is jealous of my boss's wife. The problem is that they change as soon as they break out. ...

I have a group of monster pets, rice cookers like robbing banks, laptops like hackers, and mobile phones always imitate my voice to pick up girls. As for the battery car-well, it is to practice hard and strive to evolve into Cadillac as soon as possible!

Just to buy a house and a car, you have to collect a bunch of inexplicable broken jade, try to get rid of bad luck and fight with a group of fairy monsters!

But in the end, they actually called me ... meow, it's none of my business, I'm just a delivery guy, okay?

The first mashup in history

People cross, I can only be crossed. People pick up girls, and I can only be picked up by girls. ...

In my Longmen Inn, I received the old locust tree essence, female ghost, half-breed, fake maoshan taoist and others, and a series of stories happened that made people laugh.

This book is full of parody, and it is indispensable to freeze the truth, travel, city and love. So it is called "the first mashup in history"

note:

1 is not an old work.

This article is documentary literature, oral: Long Yangyang, written by Zhang Xiaohua.

Full-time expert (online game)

The glory of online games is known as the top player at the textbook level. He was expelled from the club for various reasons. After leaving the professional circle, he became a small stationmaster of an Internet cafe. However, with ten years' game experience, he returned to the game in the newly opened Glory Tenth District with memories of the past and an unfinished homemade weapon, and began the road to return to the peak. ...

Butterfly Blue's articles are also good and funny, but almost all of his articles are online games. I don't know if you like it or not.