2. After a day trip, I saw the advertisement of urban greening: Give me a little love and give you a touch of green. Husband said: You mustn't tell me this, especially when I'm wearing a hat.
I said: Do you dare to jump for me at such a high place? If you don't jump, you just don't love me.
Husband said: Will you ask me to jump at such a high place? You told me to jump, but you didn't love me.
4. Husband said: We are made for each other, just like a crazy fairy flower stuck in cow dung.
5. Husband said: If you don't fight for three days, you will go home to uncover the tiles. If you don't coax for a day, your skin is swollen.
6. Husband said: Revolution depends on self-consciousness, and clothes and pants are taken off by oneself.
7. I said, honey, will you accompany me to watch the romantic drama in Taiwan Province Province?
Husband said: in principle, you are you, I am me, and cats don't play with dogs.
8. We have signed some agreements.
Husband said: there are laws to follow, and there are laws to follow. Law enforcement must be strict, and violations must be corrected.
The husband added: However, we must insist on being reasonable before moving our feelings. I was really forced to bring him to justice.
9. Husband said: I heard the advertisement that what a woman wants from a man is what a man wants from a suit. One word: quite! Therefore, men's requirements for women are women's requirements for sanitary napkins, in one word: suck!
10. I said: Many young sisters like to pour out their emotional troubles like enthusiastic big sisters.
Husband said: well, that's one of the few ways for big sisters to become addicted.
1 1. Today, I chatted with my husband very speculatively, and occasionally lamented: Husband, we are like twists. If you twist me, I will twist you.
Husband said: yes, we are still like cabbage, and the more we pack, the tighter we get!
12. I said: If your mother and I fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?
Husband said: I forgive you for asking such a question for the first time! Remember, a slightly more beautiful woman may ask such questions, but a slightly higher IQ woman will never ask such questions.
13. My husband played mahjong and even touched three unwanted chickens.
Husband said: I have a chicken is enough. Only Mulan, who is not married, likes' cock after cock'.
14. I said, "Husband, will you be seduced by other women in the future?"
The husband said, "I was lucky to hide. I took the bait." However, if you are really a tough guy, you should dare to face the swinging life. "
15. The husband said: "In the world of two people, peace and development will be the long-term theme. Even if some conventional wars are inevitable, at most, some home-made weapons are allowed to be used, and negotiations are conducted while * * * *, and nuclear threats and blackmail are absolutely not allowed.
The foundation of a harmonious society is a harmonious family.
Slogan: strike hard, cry, make trouble, hang yourself, resolutely oppose it, and commit suicide at every turn. "