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Husband and honey, I need something similar.
1. I bought a bottle of gray nail polish today, and it feels good when applied. I just want to show it to my husband. Husband actually said: "painted onychomycosis, one infects two!" " "

2. After a day trip, I saw the advertisement of urban greening: Give me a little love and give you a touch of green. Husband said: You mustn't tell me this, especially when I'm wearing a hat.

I said: Do you dare to jump for me at such a high place? If you don't jump, you just don't love me.

Husband said: Will you ask me to jump at such a high place? You told me to jump, but you didn't love me.

4. Husband said: We are made for each other, just like a crazy fairy flower stuck in cow dung.

5. Husband said: If you don't fight for three days, you will go home to uncover the tiles. If you don't coax for a day, your skin is swollen.

6. Husband said: Revolution depends on self-consciousness, and clothes and pants are taken off by oneself.

7. I said, honey, will you accompany me to watch the romantic drama in Taiwan Province Province?

Husband said: in principle, you are you, I am me, and cats don't play with dogs.

8. We have signed some agreements.

Husband said: there are laws to follow, and there are laws to follow. Law enforcement must be strict, and violations must be corrected.

The husband added: However, we must insist on being reasonable before moving our feelings. I was really forced to bring him to justice.

9. Husband said: I heard the advertisement that what a woman wants from a man is what a man wants from a suit. One word: quite! Therefore, men's requirements for women are women's requirements for sanitary napkins, in one word: suck!

10. I said: Many young sisters like to pour out their emotional troubles like enthusiastic big sisters.

Husband said: well, that's one of the few ways for big sisters to become addicted.

1 1. Today, I chatted with my husband very speculatively, and occasionally lamented: Husband, we are like twists. If you twist me, I will twist you.

Husband said: yes, we are still like cabbage, and the more we pack, the tighter we get!

12. I said: If your mother and I fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?

Husband said: I forgive you for asking such a question for the first time! Remember, a slightly more beautiful woman may ask such questions, but a slightly higher IQ woman will never ask such questions.

13. My husband played mahjong and even touched three unwanted chickens.

Husband said: I have a chicken is enough. Only Mulan, who is not married, likes' cock after cock'.

14. I said, "Husband, will you be seduced by other women in the future?"

The husband said, "I was lucky to hide. I took the bait." However, if you are really a tough guy, you should dare to face the swinging life. "

15. The husband said: "In the world of two people, peace and development will be the long-term theme. Even if some conventional wars are inevitable, at most, some home-made weapons are allowed to be used, and negotiations are conducted while * * * *, and nuclear threats and blackmail are absolutely not allowed.

The foundation of a harmonious society is a harmonious family.

Slogan: strike hard, cry, make trouble, hang yourself, resolutely oppose it, and commit suicide at every turn. "