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Turn over through a divorced wife (End+ Fanwai) "

Lingyun, who was summoned back to ancient times by the wizard, became the third wife that the owner of Yejiabao Castle disliked the most. After waking up from suicide, she was told. You're divorced. This cruel man is not only cruel, but also heartless ... Divorcing her in front of the whole world makes her lose face. So what? Divorced women can turn over.

Ye Ruoqian, the owner of Yejiabao Castle, is cold and handsome. She's been married for half a year and hasn't even touched it. However, after she committed suicide, she conquered herself a little ... He said, Lingyun, I regret leaving you!

She said: hurry up, I'll ask the boss of Huichuntang if he regrets selling medicine!

Yu Shangguang, the eldest son of Shangguan Palace, is romantic and gentle by nature. But because of Lingyun's prank, he jumped into the pool in shame. He said, well, from today on, I will make you like me!

Pointing to her head, she said, are you sure you're not broken here? Or is it flooded? We both scraped our clothes and didn't spark.

Jia Bao Ye's second son, Ye Ruopian, is humorous. Strangely, he took a great interest in this abandoned sister-in-law. He said, Lingyun, why can I only be your buddy?

She said, do you want to be my sister? Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

Dragon's harem

A girl who was never used to being a leader was expelled from home and ate a bowl of depressed instant noodles, thus being smoked to the ancient times when men were superior to women. When she opened her eyes, she saw a beautiful and seductive figure kissing her snow-white thigh naked, and suddenly felt: God, the thin air in the middle, God finally faced up to the real reason why she couldn't sleep at night, and understood that the light rain was cold several times. The sudden arrest of the rape crowd made her understand that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and the road of derailed men still needs to be worked hard, but can these people bind her fate? Even the abnormal purple-eyed palace master put on a live film as soon as they met, and she didn't press it down as a human cushion? I'm so sick that I rushed out and threw up! Hum! Who wants to bully her? You have to weigh your weight and see if you have the ability to "scold the country"! Purple-eyed Palace Master explained the task, looked at the heroic spirit of small farmers, and cried out, "If men don't take it, it's better to be an asshole's majestic slogan, spoof the world where men are superior to women, recover stunning men and laugh at themselves." ...

The abandoned wife of the iceberg king

I wanted to surprise him when I came home from a business trip, but I bumped into the person he loved and trusted most in bed. What should I do? Hide your face and cry and flee the scene? Ask him to cry? Neither! I want ~! ! ! Why did you suddenly faint? Was he set up by two people? When I woke up again, I got a slap in the face Someone roared in her ear: marry if you don't marry. If you die, you must take your body to Wang Fu! What? What is that? Touching the unusually painful face, Li Yun really felt dizzy. You want to marry a monarch, a ruthless monarch? Or be a concubine? !

This abnormal and heartless monarch has been in bring disgrace to oneself, and many of Wang Fu's concubines are bring disgrace to oneself. What should I do? Fight back? How to fight back? Escape, how to escape.

This fucking sick king thinks he's right! Actually, it's a human head and a pig brain. I scolded you. Why? Ah ~ ~ illusion, what I just called is your old man's illusion. Actually, I didn't scold. Hum, it's not too late for a woman to take revenge for ten years, but she can still bend and stretch. Shameless and proud!

She wants to be a bird without feet, always flying freely, and the moment she dies is the moment she lands.

So, Jianghu, here I am. It's just that the sick king seems to be coming. What should I do?

The hostess is very strong, not a bully! A little impulsive, a little smart, a little shameless ~ hehe ~

Xiaoji is not loved.

Being oppressed for a long time, a little girl was furious and with a stroke of a pen:

One: I don't love you!

Two: I have committed seven deadly sins!

Three: You are uncomfortable in the room!

Four: I feel lonely.

Five: You have killed me countless times!

Six: You are so beautiful! Make me feel inferior!

With the above, it is enough for me to divorce you. Now I have a divorce agreement, and I won't take your money. You continue to be your prince, and I am still the legendary Xiaoji. From now on, you go your way, and I will cross my wooden bridge.

Doesn't matter!

A royal highness saw the divorce, furious, very anxious to dust off the legendary Xiaoji bones:

One: I never loved you! But I want to torture you to death!

Two: seven dare to commit a crime! Kill without forgiveness!

Three: uneasiness about the room. This is the characteristic of this palace. You have no right to interfere!

Four: shameless! Yin. Swing!

Five: Are you dead? But this time you have to die!

Six: ugly!

What a shame to dare to leave this palace! I happened to meet you on the wooden bridge!

Torture to death! Kill without forgiveness! Must die!

These are nothing, the important thing is to meet you on the wooden bridge! This is immortal, but worse than death!

PIA's flight history of Xiao Qiang mistress

This story will tell you how a Xiao Qiang woman didn't give up after crossing. . . With the indomitable spirit of "you can't get the handsome boy's heart, but you have to get the handsome boy's body (hanging on the handsome boy like a koala bear)", after being released by PIA again and again, the small universe is still burning and crawling towards the handsome boy. . . Near, near, finally near, and finally I can lie on the handsome guy like an octopus with eight claws ~ ~ ~ Pa! Pia flew again. . .