B: It's about cross talk.

A: So I'm still different from you.

B: You don't belong to our scope of work.

How can I say this? How can I say cross talk without such a bad person as you?

B: Yes, what's the matter with you? Who are you?

A: We, we are serious college students (patting the chest and coughing).

B: (Reaching out to help) This college student is not in good health. Are you a college student?

I am a college student. What do you think makes sense?

B: How is that possible? No need to be reasonable! If you are a college student, it goes without saying that you have found a good job, right?

A: I can't say that either. A high degree of education does not necessarily bring a good job.

Really?

A: For example, I know a senior who graduated with a doctorate with an annual salary of100000.

One hundred thousand dollars a year is not a little less.

A: I also know a classmate with an annual graduation salary of 200,000.

B: Two hundred thousand. That's more.

A: That's nothing. I also have a classmate who graduated from high school with an annual salary of more than one million.

He graduated from high school with a million dollars. How did he earn so much?

Answer: It's upside down, Mazar-e, socks, slippers, ear gouge.

Department store? How many ear gouges do you have to sell to earn this million?

What is that? I also have a classmate who graduated from junior high school with an annual salary of more than two million.

How did he earn it?

A: jiaozi, yellow sauce, soy sauce, pickles, pickles and spicy radish.

(Interrupting) Are you stupid? It's all pickles

A: Break the monopoly of Liubiju!

B: Not easy.

What is that? I also have a classmate who graduated from primary school and earned more than 10 million a year.

Too many. What did he get?

He sells cans.

B: Cylinder?

A: Water tanks, porcelain and pottery are large and small, with different sizes.

B: Then who did he sell it to?

A: The one who graduated from junior high school.

B: I'm afraid your classmates will return it all at once.

What is that? I know the other one. He grew up to be mentally retarded and his brain was only the size of a pine nut.

What kind of person is he?

A: This one later became the Japanese Prime Minister!

B: All right.

A: Therefore, a high degree of education may not necessarily lead to a good job, and job hunting does not depend entirely on academic qualifications.

B: What do you want to see?

A: Look at your beard (touching B's Adam's apple)-

B: OK? Quality!

A: Quality, Xie Zi, I can't say clearly.

B: Jiang Yang folded this! You have a foundation?

A: Yes (rising tone).

What is your exclamation? Just say you have a solid foundation.

A: I have a solid foundation. Let's say it's ten years in primary school, seven years in junior high school and nine years in senior high school.

B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Ten years of primary school. How did you learn this?

A: After ten years of cold window, I can't bear to graduate. I laid a solid foundation and several principals died.

Did you find a job?

A: Yes (rising tone).

B: Can we not talk about your exclamations?

A: Looking for a job, the first step in finding a job, do you know what it is?

I don't know

A: That's it. Go to hell. You've been doing cross talk all your life, and you still have to stay in your desk.

B: As for such a big crime, me? what did you say ?

A: Write a resume!

B: write a resume.

A: Your resume is very important! Many people don't have enough experience, so they have to make up.

B: there is this passerby.

Someone wrote that he organized a collective fund-raiser.

B: There may be.

I planned a benefit performance.

B: It's hard to say.

A: Those who have organized the Olympic Games.

B (laughs) This is more difficult.

A: The most exasperating thing is that I helped Obama run for president.

B: That really needs to be made up.

A: You don't want to think about it. Someone called the white house office and asked, isn't it all exposed?

B: Does the White House care about this?

A: I am different from them. I have rich experience. This is my resume.

What experience do you have?

A: Let's just say, ten years in primary school, seven years in junior high school and nine years in senior high school, a lot of things!

Are you losing money?

A: After writing your resume, you have to feel something about the job information.

Just say you have found it.

A: There is too much discrimination in finding a job now!

B: Why is there so much discrimination?

A: Here's one. Looking for R&D technicians requires a master's degree or above. Isn't this discrimination against undergraduates?

B: Other researchers have academic qualifications, which is not discrimination.

A: It is discrimination. Education does not mean ability. A classmate of mine graduated from junior high school with an annual salary of more than two million.

B: All right, all right, forget about your pickle garden.

A: One more, recruiting a flight attendant with an annual salary of120,000, and asking for a woman. Isn't that sexist?

B: nonsense, stewardesses don't want women.

A: It seems to be non-discriminatory.

B: What unit?

A: Hotel public relations, emotional escort, with a monthly salary of 20,000, can work part-time and can be employed without training. Good-looking and open-minded are preferred.

B: (smirking) Do you understand?

A: (Bah) Bah, you are vulgar!

B: You didn't go?

A: Of course, looking for a job depends on the job fair.

B: job fair? I heard that this job fair is not so easy to find.

A: that's them. Who Are We? Knowing astronomy above, geography below, harmony between people, yin and yang, gossip, strange doors and hidden armor, in the process of strategizing, thousands of miles away won every battle, better than the sage of Guanzhong Le Yi, sitting on his knees, arrogant and romantic, and decided to leave the country in three points.

Is this about you?

A: Zhu Gouming.

B: Don't get used to the ancients!

A: I mean I am better than Zhuge Liang.

B: It's quite bright.

A: There are millions of people inside and outside this job fair.

B: Huh?

A: thousands of books, a three-foot Longquan, was born in the sky. What do I think? If I can't serve my country and conquer the world, whose husband am I?

B: Did you find a wife? Not looking for a job.

A: Anyway, I remember having a husband.

B: I don't have this.

I sent my resume. A manager answered it. The manager wore a suit and took a look at the simple local flavor. "China Cuisine University?" "

Vegetables A vegetable seller?

A: Pharmacy, you see this is a pharmaceutical university. "This job requires physical strength. How are you? "

B: Ask the body.

I am in good health. "I'm telling you, take a test and you can carry this burden."

Burden?

A: Let me see. A pickaxe, two baskets, radish, green pepper, wax gourd and beans-

B: picking vegetables?

A: My heart says that people are going to take the exam, so let's not hesitate (using a folding fan as a burden). The manager is still asking me to pick it up. "Will you shout the slogan of our company? '

What slogan?

A: (singing) coriander, spicy green pepper, winter onion, green vegetables, lentils-

B: (stop armour)

Don't stop me, the road is still long!

B: Do you want to sing it all? Vegetable seller!

A: (putting down the pick) I'll put it down. See you later.

B: Let's go.

Change it, this time it's Old Master Q's "Chinese medicine". How much do you know? '

B: Ask you a question about Chinese medicine.

A: A little.

Do you know anything about Chinese medicine?

A: Knowing everything makes life more colorful.

Sounds familiar.

A: People ask, "How many kinds of pulse conditions are there?"

Do you know that?/You know what?

Is it difficult to stay here? Two kinds!

B: Two kinds? What two kinds?

A: One is the pulse of happiness.

Everyone knows that. What about the other one?

A: Not a happy pulse.

Let's calm down. Even I, a layman, know 28 pulse conditions.

A: "Chinese medicine can't. Let me ask you something about Chinese medicine. "

You'll get another chance.

A: "Look, what is this?" (Opening the folding fan) I looked at the picture.

B: What's this?

A: Well, it's called seven leaves and one flower. Bitter taste, slightly cold, slightly toxic, entering the liver meridian.

B: Not easy.

The old man is firm. What do you think this is? "I looked at it, this, this is the resurrection grass, bitter, and flat.

You're really great.

Chinese medicine, we have taboo things (left leg on the table)

B: Go down (push the nail) and compliment you on the table!

A: I didn't expect the old man to be so bad, and he took out a medicinal material for me to recognize. (I looked at it again and again, feeling very worried) I really don't know.

B: Yo, what kind of rare medicine is this?

A: The old man said, "This is called garlic."

B: Garlic? You know seven leaves and one flower, but garlic doesn't? What kind of knowledge do you have?

A: It's not in the textbook either. Where did I recognize it?

B: You haven't eaten noodles?

Answer: (outward application)

B: It's a scam.

No, I deserve it. I will die! I won't leave you here, I have my own place to leave you, and I won't leave you anywhere. I took the no.8 route.

Listen to this word.

A: Gold always shines. The similarity between pregnancy and pregnancy is that it will be seen after a long time.

Did anyone see it?

A: Yes.

You will never forget this.

A: A company asked me to go to Ermian!

B: Two sides?

Do you know what two sides are?

What are two sides?

A: It is a person from Grade Two who comes to interview you.

B: Is that right?

A: How many kinds of interviews are there? Some are foreign language interviews.

B: Oh, check your foreign language level.

I opened the door and entered the room. I saw an Asian. I greeted him in a foreign language. (waving) Hello, hi?

What did the man say?

A: (shaking his head)

I don't think I can speak English.

A: こんにちは

B: Japanese.

A: (shaking his head)

B: It's not Japanese either.

A:?

B: Korean.

A: (shaking his head)

B: Neither are Koreans?

What are you talking about? (Reverse Shanxi Dialect)

B: Shanxi dialect?

A: Authentic Thai dialect.

B: that's too original! Return to Thai.

A: And stress interview.

B: stress interview?

A: I am trying my best to manage you, not to give you a good face, but to test your ability to withstand pressure. For example, if you come for an interview, I am the interviewer now.

Have you been to that special school?

You are so dirty! Devote oneself to art.

B: Let's get started.

A: Our company is a prestigious enterprise, which is famous for being kind to employees in the industry. So please introduce yourself first.

B: My name is-

A: (Interrupt) Don't talk. Don't talk until you are told to. Pay attention to workplace etiquette at work, and leaders must not stir up when they speak. Ok, now introduce yourself.

B: My name is-

A: (Interrupting) No, no, don't talk. Is there a chance not to talk? Shouldn't you be talking? Come on, introduce yourself.

B: My name is-

A: (Interrupting) All right, all right, stop it. I just said. I have a chance to talk to you. I should say it, not say it. How nice it is to give you a chance to introduce myself and get to know each other better. Can you explain it?

B: I-

A: (Interrupting) Shut up. It's your turn to speak. Is that how you usually talk? Please explain.

B: I-

A: (Interrupting) Shut up! I can't be in such a hurry with you. Let's talk.

B: OK, OK, I can't come here.

This is stress interview.

Are you employed by any company?

A big company wants to sign a contract with me.

B: How big is the company?

A: The boss said, "We get paid every moonlight, and the whole company gets more than 20 thousand."

B: more than 20 thousand? Is that a big company?

A: When I heard that he was a liar, I was angry from the bottom of my heart, and evil was born on the edge of courage. At that time, I was so angry that the three gods of death stormed and the five tombs were arrogant. I want to get out of here!

B: that's retrogression! Get out of here for who?

A: That's retrogression! That's retrogression!

Did you finally find a job?

A: Of course.

What do you do?

A: Let's talk about homophones here.

B: That's it? Funny sketch script-exam mania-cloud (campus sketch)

People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher.

Scene: Content:

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Freshman: "(walking out of the platform, as if wandering) I am a freshman in Grade #, 16 years, unmarried. I, a very talented person, have great momentum. I know everything from astronomy to geography. Today, I suddenly heard that my students are going to recruit new students as cadres. Originally, I was not interested in being an official, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite imposing. Go and have a look! "

(shaking to the student union)

Freshman: "Wow! As soon as you enter the door, it is the learning department. Our school really focuses on learning! "

Learning cadre: (As soon as the freshmen entered the door, they met the minister of learning department, who was reading a collection of poems passionately over there) "Is there frost on the bright line at the foot of my bed?" . Looking up, I found it was moonlight, sinking again, and I suddenly thought of home! " (Khan! ! ! ! ! )

Freshman: (applauding him, of course, in a flattering tone) "This must be the Minister of Learning!" Come and see me, junior! ! "(hands bow)

Learning cadre: "Oh, yes, I am the minister of learning department who claims to gather the top learning backbone of the whole school!" " (smug) I wonder what's the matter with this brother? "

Freshman: "I'm here to apply for the position of student union cadre. I was in your learning department as soon as I came in, and I was attracted by your voice, so I applied in your learning department first! " I don't know what it takes to be a cadre. "

Learning cadres: "Dare to think and do! Brother is really ambitious. The conditions are hard to say, but we need some basic things. " (Shen takes a positive and negative look)

Freshman: "What is it?" (looks curious, looks at her hand)

Learning cadres: "(facing the audience) For example, the academic performance should be ranked in the top ten of the whole school. In fact, I am the first in my grade, so I have relaxed my requirements for you. This is the most important; Then, if I want to know a musical instrument, such as piano or flute, I know three musical instruments! (turning to the freshman, watching him motionless, and then turning to the audience) So I relaxed my requirements for you; Of course, I also have the same ability to appreciate art (freshmen immediately spit out when they heard this and ran off the stage). There is no need to be as poetic as I am, but they should have the same hobbies as me. Finally ... huh? Where are people? "

(Before he finished, the freshman was gone. )

Cadre: "Why are students so impatient now? Forget it. Even if I am the only one in the Ministry, I can hold up a sky! I am so poetic! ! ! HOHOHO！ The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? ... "(read aloud from the audience)

Freshman: "(running to face the audience) Wow! I didn't expect there to be such narcissists in the learning department. If I am elected, it will be miserable! Go to another department. Huh? There is a girls' department in the student union? I don't know if this department is closely related to MM? " (a rather lewd expression appears)

Female cadre: (Seeing someone outside the door, she comes out and asks) "What can this classmate do for you?" I am the Minister of Female Student Affairs of the Student Union. "

Freshman: "(whispering) Wow! The girls' department really hides beautiful women. Hey, big sister, I'm here to apply for the position of student union cadre. "

Female cadre: "Oh, welcome, which department do you want to apply for?"

Freshman: "this ... hey!" " Only your girls' department! "

Female cadres: (facing the audience) "Ah? But our girls' department has never received male cadres. Because a lot of work in our department is centered on girls, all in order to let girls have a better study and living environment, you are a boy ... "

Freshman (crazy, suddenly want to open): "Sister, this statement is poor!" " There was Shang Yang's political reform in ancient times, and now the United States is attacking Iraq. There are exceptions to everything, and everything seeks innovation. I always care about girls in every way. Girls' problems are my problems, and girls' troubles are my troubles, big sister! For the happiness of hundreds of girls in our school, please let me join the girls' department ... "(kneeling on one knee, decisive)

Female cadre: "... OK, OK, OK, I'll take you there, and our department will make an exception and accept you as a male cadre." Then you come with me now to solve an urgent girl problem ... "

Freshman: "Oh? What's the problem? "

Female cadres: "Alas, although we girls usually love to talk and laugh (there are pictures of two girls joking on the table), we sometimes have some minor conflicts." It's not true that two girls in Grade Two are quarreling over a trivial matter now ... "(Don't make any noise when you start quarreling, be more intense, this is sudden).

Freshman: "Hey, isn't it just girls quarreling?" I'm going to solve it ... "(I just wanted to leave, but I was pulled back)

Female cadre: "Wait ... you don't know. Our girls' problems are small and big. If you don't handle it well, they may ... "

Freshman (scared): "What will happen ..." (Two girls watch the platform together)

Female cadres: "Grasp the hair (new students hold their heads), hook their nostrils (cover their noses), tear their clothes ..." (At this time, the two of them are at the table, and the female cadres do what they say, just for fun)

Freshman: "(hands blocking chest) Wow! Indecent assault! ! "

Female cadres: "Are you afraid?"

Freshman: "Ah ... no, no ... this dress of mine belongs to Metersbonwe Bang Wei Bang Wei. This question is not suitable for a boy like me. Let's leave it to you girls to solve it yourself! I walked first ... "

Female cadres: "Hey! Don't go! We girls need you ... "(chasing the freshmen off the stage and coming back soon, I said to the audience," Hey, let me solve the girl problem myself! ") As he spoke, he went over and said a few words to the two girls, and then the three of them walked down the steps together.

Freshman: (running on stage again) "These girls are really troublesome! Forget it, then go to other departments. "

Veteran cadre: (appears from the opposite side) "Alas ..."

Freshman: "Hey? Why does this big brother sigh? Is it also for girls? "

Veteran cadres: "Oh! No, no, I'm the Minister of Labor and Health. (To the audience) It has always been our bounden duty to let everyone live in an elegant campus, study in a bright and clean classroom and rest in a tidy dormitory. (I didn't return to absolute being for a long time, and then I brushed it at the freshmen.) Excuse me, are you ... "

Freshman: "(To say the least) I have heard a lot about the Ministry of Labor and Health. My brother is here today to apply for the post of cadre of the Ministry of Labor and Health ... "

Veteran cadres: "Good! You come with me at once! " (Pull up a freshman and talk while walking)

Freshman: "Go? Where to go? "

Veteran cadres: "canteen!"

Freshman: "(excited) canteen! (Walking forward for a while, whispering to the audience) Oh, the Ministry of Labor and Health is the Ministry of Labor and Health! Talk about everything at the dinner table! What a style! (Stop to hold the hand of the veteran cadre) Big Brother! I support you ... but? It seems that it's not time for dinner yet. What about the future? "

Old minister: "Alas, where is the rice?" ! We will reflect our opinions on the canteen to the students. "

Freshman: "What do you think?"

Old minister: "You are a freshman, so you may not have noticed. I ask you, when you go to the canteen to cook, do you find that when the waiter scratches your rice or food, your hands always shake like this ... "

Freshman: "(thinking for a moment) hmm ... it seems that there is such a thing."

Old minister: "That's right. Every time she shakes it like this, she loses ... a piece or two of meat. " It hurts to count the fallen meat. ! ! ! ! ! ! )

Freshman: "(Never mind)? Isn't it just one or two pieces of meat? "

Old minister: "classmates! (Seriously) You don't understand this! Each of us lacks one or two pieces of meat, and thousands of our students add up to a fat pig! " (makes a gesture of holding a pig)

Freshman: "Ah! ! ! Sorry, I'm not good at bargaining. You'd better go by yourself ... "

Old minister: "Hey! Why don't you go? Classmate ... "(chase)

Freshman: "(Khan! ! ! ! ! I went on stage again to face the audience. How many times is this! ! ! ) The Ministry of Labor and Health used to be a bunch of cheapskates! It doesn't matter if this department doesn't make progress. Huh? These two men in front are extraordinary in spirit. There must be some connection! (Running up to block the front) These two heroes, I will meet you. "

Minister Zhi: "Oh, I am Minister Wei, and he is my assistant. It seems that you are a new student, right? Our security department is the security department of the cooperative college, doing a good job in school security. Do you need help? "

Freshman: "No, no, I, I want to apply for the cadre of the medical insurance department ..."

(The phone rings suddenly, and the assistant picks it up and hands it to the minister, saying, "Minister, your phone!" " " )

Minister Zhi: "Oh, wait a minute, I'll take a call. Hello? Yes, this is the medical department. What happened? (Curious freshman, sneaking up to listen to the content) What? There are two drug dealers in our city? Nine deaths and one injury have been caused on the way! (The freshman looks surprised) What? Probably hiding in our school! ! (Freshman looks stiff) Ok, please inform other departments, I ... Oh, I just recruited a new cadre here, call him right away! (The freshmen run away in a panic) Wait a minute. How did the Yi people disappear ... "

Freshman: "(Super Sweat! ! ! ! ! ! ! Run up again, angry! That was close! I didn't expect it would be dangerous to join the medical department ... (seeing a boy walk into the student union) classmate! Classmate! Do you want to apply for a student union cadre like me? I advise you not to go! The student union is full of weirdos, either bitchy or stingy, plus a narcissist! By the way, life is in danger! ! Listen to me, don't go! Don't go! " (At this time, the four ministers took turns to take the stage to greet the chairman, and then glared at the freshmen to step down and hid in the eavesdropping. The freshmen bent down without hearing the chairman's words once until one hand touched the ground. )

Freshman: "O Lord ... Chairman"

Principal: (the principal helps him up) "Well, hello, classmate, I forgot to introduce myself to you. I am the president of the student union in this field. What you just said is absolutely right. What our student union cadres do is really hard, but as long as we can serve the students and help them, we will do it no matter how hard and tired we are! (Four people hiding on one side come out to applaud, and then follow the chairman's sentence "I'm not finished" and run down. If you are just addicted to official business and afraid of hard work, I advise you not to join the student union. "

Freshman: "... Chairman, you are absolutely right. Compared with other cadres just now, (looking at the stands) I found myself selfish and insignificant. Be sure to correct it when you go back and learn from them! (Affectionately) I had n chances to join the Student Union, but I didn't cherish it. Suddenly, a student came running and handed him a napkin. After the freshman took it, he twisted his nose and said thank you and gave it back to the students. The student looked at the new student with an expression of disgust. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely apply for the presidency of the Student Union (pause)! ! "

President: "Oh, my God!" " (stunned, four people came to the stage to help the chairman, and all stopped.)