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The funny lines of Lapras's eccentric husband.
1. Sacrifice yourself and only eat roast goose! Mrs. Jia: I remember a person who fell in love with the country, hated locking the golden pot and specialized in inventions. [Simon] 3. Rude, with a head and a pig's brain. [Ximenkou makes Yuhuan] 4. Very charming and very smart. [Simon] 5. I remember I came from the "West" of Sherlock Holmes. [Simon] 6. If you buy a left bag with nothing, you can guarantee nothing. Everything is a happy event. If it is not, it is none of your business. [Xia Shang Jiu] 7. As long as you have perseverance, you can weigh the long needle. [Xia Shang wine] 8. 220 mosquitoes a night. [Up and Down Nine] 9. Earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, the teacher saw ti Teng. [Simon] 10. The rocks are clever, and the kite hits the paper owl. [Simon] 1 1. Charming, Tan people eat sugar. [Simon] 12. I love you, love you, just as black clothes love chickens. Chou-heung13. Ling ling in the sky, ling ling underground, maoshan taoist broke a urine journey, as urgent as the law. [Baiyun Mountain people] 14. Students love freshness and eat more than the sky. [Simon] 15. I am a person everyone loves, sedan chair lifts people, idiots see genius in the west gate. [Simon] 16. Fall in love with the country and smash vases. [Chou-heung] 17 I find that you have a lot of fish, because the closer you row, the more redundant you are. [Ximenkou is still making trouble] 18. There is no mother on the narrow road. It's a long story [West Gate]

19. I dream of having my own bakery and my own salted fish. [Jiangnan Avenue] 20. The thread ran to the toe hole, but the pants didn't wash into the hole. 2 1. What a pity! [Fa Jia] 22. It's really a call! [Fa Jia] 23. Cut ginger with soy sauce to make mustard hot sauce. [Mrs. Jia]-The first sentence of the original song "Sailong won the gold medal" 24. It's none of your business. It's a waste of time to die. [Fa Jia] 25 years old. In "Such a Bright Line" at the foot of my bed, the guy on my head is suspected to be a guy with teeth on the ground. Looking up, I found that this is a moonlight biscuit. Look down and think about your old hillbilly. Good poem, good poem! [Jiangnan Avenue] 26. Hook your fingers, hook your fingers and eat booger. [Simon] 27. Sour and salty are mine. [Chou-heung] 28. Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, the rice is ready! Ah, ah, shout at the voice of the sand! La la la la, la la la, go steam sausages. I know I spilled the L 'Ang tea sauce. Washing clothes, cooking porridge and cooking wrong meals make people lazy. If they are good, they will succeed. If they are ugly, they will be smart and you will be shocked! [Zhaojun]-Original song "Daejang Geum" 29. Chou-heung is reliable, and kites know trees. [Simon] 30. Looking at the sun, all his glory, the tiger is all grass. Go up the hill and bite the pervert. [Dialogue between Ximenkou and a tiger painting] 3 1. Clothes make a man, and makeup depends on Buddha. [Mrs. Jia] 32. Miss Chou-heung is not human. Nine days later, the fairy came down to earth. There are no wrinkles and wrinkles on the skin, which makes me nervous. 33. Remember my ultimate slogan: Wu Dexun's autobiography, laughing till you gasp! 34. A scholar meets a soldier and a pretty girl becomes an orangutan. [West Gate]