There are many fish in the sea.
Why go to the university to find it?
Not only is the number relatively small,
And the quality is not good.
If the sky is sentimental, it will be old.
If people are affectionate, they will die early.
Nanyi's girl, He Hai's Han nationality,
The bachelor majoring in computer science is full of complaints.
Big girl X turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings.
When Miss X turned around, the earth fell and the water flowed backwards.
Big girl x turned around three times, and the sun and the moon were dark and ghosts.
Big girl X turned around and Halley's comet hit the earth.
Big girl X turned five times, and Xiaoping went south and north.
Girl X turned six times, but Jordan couldn't play basketball.
You are so creative! How brave you are to live!
Qinyuanchun examination
Examination room scenery,
Thousands of miles of paper float,
Wan Li glance.
Look inside and outside the classroom,
The scenery is very good,
Whispering to each other,
Gestures to each other,
Want to compete with the examiner;
Need to come tomorrow,
Look at the exam results,
Congratulations to each other.
Cherish the stereotyped writing of literati,
shake one's head
Rote by rote,
Very distressed.
A generation of tianjiao,
The pride of the times,
Cheating in exams is a brilliant idea.
It's all gone,
Romantic master,
Let's look at it now.
If the score is not high, just pass;
Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual.
I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure.
Novels turn quickly and magazines turn frequently.
Think about playing chess and watching videos.
You can doze off, write love letters,
No noise of books, no fatigue of reviewing.
This is a dance floor, comparable to a casino.
Psychological cloud: "Mix a diploma!"
From the back, if you want to commit a crime,
From the side, I want to retreat.
On the positive side, I want to defend myself.
It is said that NTU girls are good.
I came to Nantah to look everywhere.
After watching it for a long time, I just want to say-damn it
China girls are sore and lose their teeth.
Social girls are not in the mood.
Business is really proud.
The wave of journalism is unbearable.
hey
It really makes me sad.
Nanda dinosaurs ran all over the ground.
There are many fish in the sea.
Don't look for it in Nantah.
There are many fish in the sea.
Why do you want to go to Dongda to find it?
Dongda originally had little grass.
The harvest is not good this year.
With a deck of cards in his pocket and an old man's head wrapped around his waist, China can stand in front of everyone-that's enough!
There was a deck of cards in my pocket, and the creditor hit me on the arm, and Venus flashed on my forehead-bah!
With a deck of cards in your pocket, you will meet a straight flush and tips will fly all over the sky-men!
There is a deck of cards in your pocket, and excitement hurts your brain. 38 is 2: 8-Sun Ghost!
With a deck of cards in his pocket, he cheated the pot at 2: 30, 1 fainted after 1: 30!
Put a deck of cards in your pocket, Pai Gow rubs the hairy monkey, and the dealer is chinemys reevesii-vomiting blood!
With a deck of cards in your pocket and a thousand hands exposed, your head becomes Tathagata-110!
With a deck of cards in his pocket, he went out in frustration and came home with twenty-five cents on his body?
With a deck of cards in my pocket, I bet on everyone and I will lose every bet-alas, I quit!
Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.
Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.
Horizontal batch: I just want to go!
Teacher: Look at the students across the street.
Look here, look here,
The short message I said was wonderful,
Please don't pretend to ignore it.
The students across the street look at it.
Look here, look here,
Don't be frightened by my voice,
Actually, I am very kind. (Hehe, nobody cares about me)
The sadness of the lonely teacher,
Come on, who knows,
Please raise your head,
See if I can understand the class.
Classmate: I look left and right.
It turns out that every topic is not simple.
I thought and thought, guessed and guessed,
What is written on it is really strange, alas!
How strange! (hey! Forget it, go to sleep)
BBS ballad
First-class netizens are moderators, and your fate is up to me.
Some moderators serve you well, while others make you cry.
I'm not as happy as the webmaster if I can't get on the system
Second-class netizens are deputy editors and have the right to work hard.
There is no point in deleting your article. Personal hobbies are the reason.
Whether my seat is stable or not depends on the moderator.
Third-class netizens are webmasters, I buy machines and I build networks.
My parents quarreled with me at my bedside.
Appear in the water. Do you complain about waste?
Fourth-class netizens are long posts about Lao Jiang's history and humanities.
No matter what you say at ordinary times, someone always comes to pay tribute.
Two old ginger are tired, and the moderator is busy cleaning up.
Fifth-class netizens are good examples for Taiwanese businessmen under one country, two systems.
Beautiful treasure island, I can't go in and out of my territory at will
Sometimes it's ok to go out for a walk. This is a boring party.
Band 6 netizens are hooligans, and they never want to swear.
As long as you make me angry, shake your sleeves and go on stage.
I'm not afraid to change my name.
Seventh-class netizens are the most passionate patriotic slogans of teenagers.
Patrol and security guards in the eighth district are busy dealing with traitors.
Excited and often fouled, the webmaster was busy complaining on the page.
Tsinghua, a netizen of Grade 8, has a large number and a loud voice.
There is nothing to say in the canteen, criticizing girls' bad ideas.
Usually, they are honest people. Can't compete for the first place.
Ninth-class netizens, the acid people's party hid in the corner and told the truth.
Love, romance, confidant, less self-pity and less reward.
Tears, form a string of wonderful prose.
Ten-level netizens are busy with each other.
I don't know how to use many experience introductions.
Follow General Secretary Weidong and run naked next year. Don't count on it