As the dean of Lei Yin Tiantan Academy, you are faced with all kinds of students every day, so you should set an example and be a teacher. Did he do it? No, education laws and regulations explicitly prohibit teachers and professors from wearing strange clothes, making up and perming their hair. You Buddha didn't obey it at first, and the most intolerable thing is that you still have curly hair at such a big age! You think you are eighteen. Is he handsome? Besides, aren't you a monk? Don't monks pay attention to the so-called "four empty and six clean"? What's the use of these "worries"? Why not shave your head? Then how do you ask students, such as 500 arhats and 3,000 King Kong, to shave their heads, no matter what color their skin and eyes are? Others ask for six purity, and you don't care? It's the crow that falls on the pig-you can't see yourself when you see others are black. Second, the rewards and punishments are unclear and arbitrary. This is even more inappropriate. Let's see if several things he handled are fair and just.
Tang Priest turned out to be Gao Feixia, his second disciple, a graduate student. Just because I didn't listen well in class, the Tathagata Dean "opened" the Tang Priest with a wave of his hand. As the head teacher and professor of Tang Priest, your students have problems. First of all, you should help them find out the reason and see where the problem lies, whether it is because they are homesick or because they are a little restless in adolescence. Is it because you are not feeling well or because your class is too boring? Find the crux of the problem and then prescribe the right medicine. However, the dean and the head teacher did not have the patience to persuade and educate, nor did they hold a public meeting on school affairs, nor did they dismiss Elder Tang without authorization according to the regulations of the college. As an educator, he obviously didn't do his job well, and he was rude and lacked patience and love. Isn't it a crime of dereliction of duty to kill a student who made a mistake with a stick
Third, greed, fame and fortune, Tathagata, why, are you still unconvinced? Is it wrong to say that you have this problem? Look at you. As the dean of the college, you didn't manage the school well. You do nothing but make extra money by lecturing and making guest appearances all day. I really don't understand, a monk who says money is just a thing outside his body all day, regards money as his life! The four priests of the Tang Dynasty have gone through all kinds of mock entrance examinations, large and small, and arrived at the gate of your college. You also received sponsorship fees. When you were giving a guest lecture, you boasted the story of the fees and said, "You can't take it lightly, you can't take it for granted. When you went down to the monks, you recited with Elder Swasti Zhao at his home to keep the living safe and the dead detached. " Don't you have enough money to buy three barrels of gold? It's really expensive! Price bureau, you must have given a gift! Otherwise, why didn't anyone investigate you and revoke your school license? Besides, have you ever paid taxes? Embezzlement in tax evasion. Monks themselves should fast for a living. Why do they need so much money? Do you still want to go to McDonald's or KFC to eat fast food? You miser! You stand in the stands! Fourth, family education is lax, and relatives violate discipline, which is even more; Your mouse, the white-haired mouse with golden nose, is a demon in the lower world. If you catch the Tang Priest, you must get married. Your scorpion has become a demon in the lower world, and Sanzang has been arrested and will be married soon. Your weasel is a demon when nobody is in charge, and becomes Huang Fengguai to obstruct Buddhism; Your Dapeng Golden Eagle is also in the lower bound to interfere with the demon and learn from others. Tathagata, what did you do? As the saying goes, "the son is greedy, the father is guilty, and the teacher is lazy." These relatives in your family have problems, and you can't escape. What do you have to say about this problem of lax family education? You haven't even achieved six clean-ups, not to mention these things at home. No wonder! Fifth, in the process of organizing mock examination questions for Father Tang, goblins from all over the country were mobilized. While examining the Tang Priest, it has also brought endless disasters to the world. Wukong did not execute a person who was more or less related to the Tathagata in the process of demonizing and catching monsters. Anyone who has nothing to do with Tathagata will die. Besides, it's time to say it. I don't want to say that the green cow of the upper-level old gentleman is a demon. Wukong's friends in heaven and earth have been invited all over, and this demon has not been caught yet. In fact, you know the origin of Daoyao. When Wukong asks you for help, you just have to say so. You are still afraid of hurting people, and you are afraid that the upper-class old gentleman will be dissatisfied with you and deliberately hide it. Isn't this equivalent to helping others? Don't you know that a day's delay in the sky means a year in the ground, and how many lives this demon has hurt in a year? Besides, you have so many disciples who have followed you for many years, such as "Three Thousand Buddhas, Three Thousand Showing Truth, Eight donkey kong, Four Great Bodhisattvas, Five Hundred Arhats, Eight Hundred Bhikkhus, Popular Youposai, Bhikkhus, Youpoyi and Zunsheng". Graduation is coming soon, and it's time to issue diplomas to others. What about you? I know anyway. Or is it to give your college a strong facade, so as to recruit students more smoothly in the future? Sixth, elegance, beauty and endless desire. You are a monk and pay attention to everything. Then why are many beautiful young women flying around your head and melon seeds when you are giving a lecture, and they are also called "flying"? Since all beings are equal and men and women are equal, why not let a few young baldheaded melon seeds monks fly on it. Why can't I move when I see a beautiful woman? You see, you are not much better than other students! And you put these flying things on the podium, obviously to make students lose their concentration in class. No wonder Tang Priest is absent-minded in class, so that's it! No wonder people always say "there is no Amitabha in the south" when chanting. Yes, there is no Amitabha in the south, so why worship? In fact, it is useless to worship you like you, or Wukong pointed out the common problems of your so-called immortal church. Therefore, Wukong said a slogan, "It's better to make your own decisions than to ask someone for divination". Well said, Wukong!