Li Chengru's classic lines:

You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. The elevator goes straight to the home, and the minimum size of the apartment is 400 square meters. What broadband, optical cable, satellite, all the flowers (children) on the roof, the swimming pool in the building, and an English housekeeper standing at the door,

wig

, special

sir

In this way, the host will say to people as soon as he enters the door: Yes, no matter what happens.

I

help

And you, sir? An authentic English cockney accent is twice as respectable!

It will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year to build another aristocratic school in the community with Harvard textbooks. Building another American clinic, waiting 24 hours, is only one word (child) expensive, and it costs 18 thousand to see a cold. The neighbors either drive BMW or Mercedes. I am embarrassed to say hello when driving a Japanese car!

How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway. ) two thousand dollars? This is the cost, starting at $4,000. Not too expensive, and there is no discount! You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners. Owners who are willing to pay $2,000 for a house don't care about another $2,000. What is a successful person? A successful person is buying.

What's that

Buy expensive, not the best.

Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive!

Another wonderful thing

conversation

(Ge You): There used to be a madhouse. There are too many patients in the madhouse, all of them are idiots, and there are not enough doctors and nurses in the hospital. So the dean thought of an idea: take care of patients with patients. Choose a patient on each floor as the head of the building, and of course choose someone with normal mind. So the dean came to the first floor. He took an apple and asked them what it was. Many patients shook their heads.

(Rosamund Kwan): Hey.

(Ge You): Suddenly a patient raised his hand and said "I know". The dean said, "You say you say." "Apple". The dean said, "What's it for?" Dean Shi said that you are the building manager on the first floor.

(Rosamund Kwan is anxious): Hey, they are testing you. Don't screw it up.

(Ge You): The Dean came to the second floor again. He took a banana and asked the patient, "Who can tell me what this is?" The patient said he didn't know, and suddenly another patient raised his hand; "This is a banana," the dean asked. "What is it for?" "Food" asked the dean. "How to eat it?" "Stripped and eaten" "Well, you are the building manager on the second floor". The dean came to the third floor again and he took one (I can't remember). ......

There is a big horn and a crank.

That's ... what was that again? (A doctor in the stands answers): "The phonograph".

(Ge You applauds): You are the building manager on the third floor.