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A joke about job hunting
Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Interviewee: Yes.

Examiner: Is she a local?

Applicant: No, she is out of town.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Interviewee: Why?

Examiner: You won't work here for long. In addition, our company doesn't want to greatly increase the long-distance telephone charges because of you.

(2)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Interviewee: No.

Examiner: Have you ever chased a girl?

Applicant: I did, but I missed it.

Examiner: Do you chase girls after work?

Applicant: Work hard first, and don't consider personal problems for the time being.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Interviewee: Why?

Examiner: Your public relations ability is not good and you lack confidence.

(3)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Interviewee: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Interviewee: Not beautiful.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you.

Interviewer: Does the unattractive girlfriend affect the image of your company?

Examiner: No. However, our company deals in artworks, and your aesthetic taste doesn't seem to suit our business needs.

(4)

Examiner: Do you have a girlfriend?

Interviewee: Yes.

Examiner: Is she beautiful?

Interviewee: It's beautiful.

Examiner: Was she your first love?

Interviewee: Yes.

Examiner: Sorry, we can't use you. Because you lack the enterprise to pursue constantly.