People, after ten or twenty years, always have some stories that they have to tell or don't want to tell but are worth telling.

That's what I am, only the latter.

When I graduated from high school, my mother kissed me with my admission notice, saying that I didn't expect such a stupid child to be admitted to Beijing. I am very dissatisfied. I always feel that she should kiss me instead of that piece of paper.

At that time, even my father, who only liked to frown and pretend to be deep, couldn't help rubbing his upper lip beard happily and lamented that this was a miracle on earth.

Not satisfied, really not satisfied. Although he was born without strings, his head is still very smart. Has no one heard the idiom "great wisdom is clumsy, great wisdom is stupid"?

After my parents spoiled me for this "miracle on earth" for a long summer vacation, I finally set foot on my own trip to Beijing.

I am full of ambition, and even have the ambition of a great man who swore to the sea to recover mountains and rivers. Completely ignore the mother's pity and sad eyes:

"His father, if our child is stupid enough, what can I do ... well, if I knew, I would send him to Beijing to arrange everything and come back ... I said it was right. Don't forget to have a good meal when you arrive in Beijing! "

Don't worry, if I forget this, I won't forget anything.

Looking at my parents' faces, I suddenly had the illusion that I was a prisoner behind the iron bars. I'm not going to college, but to prison.

Freshmen should know that our first lesson at school is military training, which lasts for 28 days and is located in mountainous areas.

I don't feel anything, but I have a sense of expectation for the mountain scenery. I don't know, these 28 days of military training are actually the most important part of my fate.

If God is a good man, he should tell me, lest I be attacked by fate.

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Yiling cocoon

334 silk noodles

second floor

The Quaker's name for Sunday

An unexpected first kiss

First of all, I want to say, where is the fate of this military training? That was the first day I lost my first kiss.

It may be normal to say that he, as a boy, has never kissed after graduating from high school, but it is not normal to have no idea about a girl. Unfortunately, I am such a rare animal. Otherwise, I will say that my head is short of strings. ...

But, but, but, the first kiss happened in this unexpected form, which still gave me a great blow. ...

Anyway, let's start with the morning.

Even in senior three, I never got up so early-five o'clock. Are you kidding? It's five o'clock!

This military training is not quite what I imagined at first.

I thought about it, too. The military training I participated in before was done at school for a week, and I could get by without wearing camouflage clothes.

Although I am going to the mountainous area this time, I am a real college student and a flower of the future motherland. It is not only meaningless to destroy flowers hard, but even an act that the country should stop and despise ... so I took a bus to the mountains with inexplicable confidence.

Two hours later, I finally arrived at the training base. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and dragged my messy luggage to see this most special place for me in the future for the first time.

It's a mountainous area, the temperature is obviously lower than that in the urban area, surrounded by green hills, and I'm really excited to grow up in the plain. These mountains of things surround our training base.

When I entered the gate and looked around, there was a dusty training ground on one side and a long cement slope on the other, which was out of tune with the atmosphere of the whole mountain area.

Glancing at the pie mouth, I took my luggage and climbed to the top of the slope with the brigade.

At the top of the slope, I saw the place where I lived. This is a good-looking building, but I don't know what's inside.

The coach took the boys to the entrance of the building. Our class is on the first floor with the boys in the applied physics class of the College of Science.

Then, the dormitory grab war officially started.

After a whistle, hundreds of boys rushed upstairs like a charge, found a dormitory that looked good and rushed in to grab the lower berth.

I have never been interested in this kind of competition. To exaggerate, even if I sleep in the corridor, it probably won't affect my mood too much.

But fortunately, I occupied the upper berth of an eight-person room. What? Do you doubt that you are lucky to have eight people? Then look at those 20 rooms in 16. ...

When I walked into this dormitory, everyone else almost arrived, except me, I was in the applied physics class. Only my lower berth has not been made, but a blue luggage has been put on it.

I started packing, too. To my shock, there is no pillow on the bed, and the military green quilt is lying on the bed like "I haven't bathed", challenging my concentration. I took out the sheets and bedspreads that my mother presciently asked me to prepare, and cleaned the bed first.

Everything is ready, so I decided to go out and see the environment in the building first.

If I had known that this small decision had potentially decided my first kiss, even my first love, and the most terrible thing was to decide the rest of my life, I wouldn't have to go out at this time.

Fate is so unreasonable that I always want to shout when I think of it: the wheel of fate is really a fucking thing, and nothing can be turned!

So we go back to that era—

After everything was settled, I decided to go out and see the environment in the building first.

Then, I was caught by someone's unpacked luggage-

"Uh-?"

In fact, it's nothing. As long as I reach out and hold the door in front of me, I won't fall. However, at the same moment of death-the door opened. ...

"Hey, one day! Help me bring my luggage up ... "

I can't hear the words behind, because the hand I reached out to hold the door just passed by a person's shoulder, and I stumbled, and the whole person was on him, and my lips just blocked his. ...

Too shocked, he couldn't control his body, and the whole person fell backwards, so they fell in the corridor in great confusion.

………………

To tell the truth, although my brain is really short of strings in my life, I have never been completely blank like this. I instinctively bounced off him quickly and looked around subconsciously-fortunately, no one! I glanced at the jaw-dropping face on the ground with a distorted expression. A light speed turned into the room and slammed the door.

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Yiling cocoon

334 silk noodles

second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]

......................, shame on you! ! ! Shame! ! God, I've always been loyal, kind and amiable. It's hard to find money. Everyone likes flowers ... Why! Why did he give his first kiss in this way-a man!

Dude. ! It's a man! ! If it's a woman, I can comfort myself that it's a bargain, but a man!

Now, I am ashamed to see my hometown elders!

While I was scratching my head, I heard the sound of knocking at the door, which was mixed with roars:

"Open the door!"

"no!" I panicked. This guy didn't come to settle accounts with me, did he? Because I kissed him, I didn't mean to!

"Your ya have no disease! ? Open the door! ! "

"I didn't mean to." No, open the door. Who knows if you will hit me!

"Grandma, I live in this house! ! ! "I was shocked by the unbearable roar outside the door. Another boy around me opened the door. I, a vigorous ape, climbed to my upper berth at the speed of climbing trees in Mount Tai, and then stared at him uneasily.

Well, it's a handsome guy ... this cognition makes me even more uneasy. I can't kiss a beautiful woman like this. The person who kissed me must be disgusting. I didn't think he just gave me a hard stare, and then turned to the boy who opened the door for him:

"One day, my luggage was brought to me?"

"Well, put it on your bed."

"Oh, thank you ..." The handsome boy gave me another look, then went to my lower berth and took out something from the luggage above to tidy it up.

Time passed, and I was finally less nervous in bed because he didn't even look at me again. I am relieved and want to forget this matter as soon as possible.

Otherwise, everyone will call me heartless. After a while, my mood will be better again ... really worse than an ostrich.

When everyone is almost organized, it's time to gather for a meeting.

Like the dormitory floor, our major and applied physics major are divided and merged into Class 4 and Class 2. Collection, I can't help but glanced at the curious eyes, but just and handsome boy "jiongjiongweishen" shot eyes touched red-handed, I'm a little embarrassed, expression some unnatural distortion, think along while, just worship walked over and said a sentence:

"I'm sorry ... I didn't mean to." I don't know why, but I have a natural fear of this person. Although it does hurt my image as a big man, this feeling has been lingering and embarrassing.

"... I know," he replied coldly, then looked away and threw it out at the same time. "It's not a pervert ..."

"Ha ha, yes ..." In order to get rid of embarrassment, I smiled a few times, but it was a pity that the atmosphere was even more embarrassing, so I closed my mouth.

"What's your name?" After a long time, he suddenly asked again.

"Kim Jae Jung," I answered obediently.

The handsome boy curled his lips and stopped talking.

I don't know if this means that the handsome guy is still angry, but I don't want to discuss it at all, so I don't care if someone doesn't give me a name when asking for their name.

Then when I stood in line, God didn't hear my call, so he stood with me abruptly.

That kind of feeling, how to say it ... It's a bit like Huang Laoxie standing beside Mei Chao crazy. No one is afraid of me, but I am afraid of you ... but I am allowed to join him again, just because they are both quite tall. For the first time in my life, I hate my slim figure.

Because, queuing together means putting them together at class meetings and dinners. ...

On the first day of military training, I frowned and hoped to end it early. ...

After the meeting in the training ground where sandstorms often occur, I also met the instructors in my class. It's time for lunch

The instructor in our class is not tall, but he looks mature and capable. He wore a military uniform, shouted inarticulate slogans, and took us to the canteen with a serious face.

Because I was born with few strings, when everyone was shocked and lamented that there was no chair to sit on when eating, I had chewed the steamed bread rudely.

"After training all morning, I have to eat standing up. This is not torture! " A boy swore angrily.

"Yes ..." All match.

I continued to chew steamed bread, and the handsome guys around me didn't talk or chew steamed bread.

When everyone starts talking, they can't help but say how bad it is here. From the bed to the toilet to the training ground and canteen, there is no place that is not worth complaining about. I was overjoyed to hear that. I thought the steamed bread here was better than my mother's. Even if they are dissatisfied, they can't complain. ...

"Are you finished?" At this moment, the handsome guy around him suddenly spoke, his voice was not loud but he looked impatient. It is said that they are all soft-blooded spoiled children, but after he finished speaking in this tone, not only did no one express dissatisfaction, but even no complaints, stopped talking and began to eat.

I gave him a magical look, and I was still chewing delicious steamed bread in my mouth.

After eating, ten people at a table began to decide how to group and take turns to be on duty. The job is to grab meals and brush lunch boxes.

"I'm with Kim Jae Jung." The handsome boy spoke again, and I choked all the soup in my trachea.

Staring at my big eyes, I stared at the handsome face that was extremely unlovable, while slamming my mouth and coughing wildly.

This man, what the hell ... what do you mean! ?

At the first class meeting in the evening, I finally learned the name of this weirdo in the self-introduction session.

"I'm Jung Yunho from the Department of Applied Physics. You can call me Yun Hao. " Handsome boy continued, the voice just fell and turned to me.

His behavior gave me an illusion for a moment, as if he had said the second half of the sentence to me.

I shook my head and completely kicked out this narcissistic idea.

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Yiling cocoon

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Fourth Floor

the next day

Ways for smart people to avoid training

The next day, the freshmen were almost familiar with the environment here, and the formal training began.

Get up at half past six, have breakfast at seven, meet at the training ground at eight and run. When all these foreplays are finished, the step-by-step training process begins.

Whether primary school students, junior high school students or senior high school students, all the initial courses they have participated in military training are always seemingly simple but most painful standing postures.

It happened that the weather was good enough to make people vomit blood, so the freshmen dressed in camouflage uniforms officially started the first day of military training on the training ground piece by piece under the guidance of instructors (because they stood in a square, they were divided into blocks = =).

"The first row of the head to the end, count off! ! "Instructor shouted angrily.

" 1!" "2!" "3!" ……

Jung Yunho and I stand in the second and third rows, so we don't have to count off. Naturally, I began to be distracted and looked at the instructor intently, but I didn't even know what I was thinking.

By the time I came to my senses, standing in the military posture had already begun.

"Eyes visual ahead, the body slightly forward. Heels together, toes apart about 60 degrees, hands drooping naturally, middle finger sticking to pants seam, thumb sticking to the second joint of index finger ... "Instructor instructed while stalking," Because it is the first day, stand for two hours first! "

Two hours! ? I'm surprised. When I was a child, I was punished for standing for two hours and pouring boiling water into a flowerpot, but the punishment was very different from standing in a military posture. If you stand in a military posture, you have to keep an action still. Two hours, plus the big sun on this day ... seems to be neither dead nor disabled.

But if you don't stand, you have to stand. Some people say that military orders are like mountains, and I am just drying the sand for the boring principle of being a good student.

About an hour later, my forehead was covered with sweat, and my legs felt stiff and sore. The rubber soles of the military training shoes on my feet were as hard as wooden boards, and other parts of my body began to protest.

"That there don't move, this just can't stay for half an hour? ! "The instructor's powerful voice came.

My face twitched: it was only half an hour, half an hour.

It's not that I'm weak, it's really because I've just been nourished in all directions but I don't exercise at all. It's really hard to eat such strong training suddenly!

However, the sunshine didn't take care of us at all. As the morning passed, it became more and more intense. The dusty training ground reflects the heat of September, and the freshmen in camouflage clothes are sweating.

Lao tze not to play!

I am very angry. I have never been able to do great things since I was a child, but I am smart and have never suffered losses, although I have screwed up many things. You don't need your special skills at this time. When do you use it?

My heart turned sideways, my eyes turned, my legs went soft and I collapsed to the ground. ...

"eh? ! "Feel YunHaoFeng around grabbed my arm, seemingly instructors also rushed over, two people some went to get me in the shade.

"It's okay ... it's hypoglycemia ..." I walked with my weak forehead. "It's okay, it is good to go to the infirmary ..."

The instructor was fooled and immediately turned to Yun Hao and said, "Then send him to the infirmary."

Then, the instructor went back to watch the team. Thank me, because I fainted, you can rest for a few seconds ... alas, my poor classmates. ...

"Already gone, don't pretend ..." The cold voice came from overhead, and I was surprised and continued to be puzzled.

"Ah ... my head is dizzy ..."

"come on It's boring to reload. "

"..." I was silent, slowly looked up at him and then grinned. "Well, you don't want to stand in the military posture anyway. Why don't you take me to the infirmary and have a rest?"

"... of course I know, so I didn't expose you just now. "He raised his eyebrows indifferently, and then gave me a look:" Your acting skills are so bad that you lied to the instructor that idiot ... "

Is it an illusion? Why do I think he has ... pity in his eyes? Poor? Why?

"You must just think you are smart, right? However, it looks interesting, just ... a little funny. "

I didn't mention it in one breath, and my facial features were subconsciously distorted, staring at him mercilessly.

"Go, go to the infirmary, I hope that doctor is also a fool ..." He said, and helped me to the slope on the edge of the training ground. For a moment, I even suspected that my "false footsteps" were not fake, but that he was angry. Otherwise, with my funny acting skills, how could it be like this? ...

He helped me up the slope, and then I turned around and couldn't see the training ground. I ran away from him immediately.

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Yiling cocoon

334 silk noodles

Fifth Floor

"I went to the infirmary." I moved my limbs stiff from standing in the military posture, and I told him angrily.

"Ungrateful guy, he just said he would take me to the infirmary to have a rest."

"Isn't it interesting? Then go back to training, it is definitely not fun. "

"Narrow-minded guy, just for such a sentence, I really hate it." Hearing this, he pulled his lip corner and gave a very unpleasant smile. Now that I think about it, it seems to be the first time I saw him smile. At that time, I felt nothing but more anger.

"Come on, I'll take you to the infirmary ... to help people to the end." Say that finish, he helped me up again and walked to the infirmary.

"I don't need your help!"

"Can you help me?" He raised his eyebrows. "Can you help me have a rest?"

"Then you must remember that you owe me one." I feel a little better. Obviously, I told others to keep it a secret, as if he owed me.

"Cut ..." He sighed contemptuously and said nothing.

In fact, the doctors here are all Mongolian doctors. Not only do they fail to see that they are sick, but they are also extremely irresponsible. He said that he treated Fenbid for hypoglycemia. By the way, he ordered to go to the only canteen in the training base to buy some lollipops to make up for it. The only good thing is that he was easily given a morning off.

"Hao Yun, please buy me some candy, thank you." I lay on the broken bed in the infirmary, shamelessly pretending to be weak and humble in front of the doctor, who went to buy candy for the patient.

Yoon-ho didn't answer immediately and looked at me and smiled.

"Good ~ you wait ..." Before going out, he gave me another look and went out. Is it an illusion? That last remark seemed to be a naked threat. ...

In fact, Hao Kun helped me, at least he really bought candy back. Although it was funny candy that made my teeth fall out, after all, it was he who spent the money, so I don't care whether it is sour or sweet when I feel cool.

Then he went back and continued his training. After all, strict supervision, now I am the "sick" person, and he has no reason to stay in the infirmary.

Then I fell asleep mercilessly in the infirmary bed, and it was already lunch time when I woke up.

I can give up my life, but never give up eating is my creed. Even if I really don't feel well, I won't miss a meal, what's more, I am so healthy now.

So at lunch, everyone was surprised to see that the silly boy who had just fainted was more active in grabbing food than anyone else.

In fact, when eating, every table is arranged like this: the food and rice are cooked first by the students on duty, and the students who are not on duty are waiting in line outside to shout slogans. If they make a hullabaloo about, they are not allowed to come in for dinner.

When there is not enough food, the students on duty are responsible for beating again, but if they want to eat steamed bread, they have to grab it themselves.

I squeezed into the crowded crowd to buy steamed bread. Before an idea came and formed in my mind, I reached out and grabbed three steamed buns, which was not as weak as the patient should be.

When I squeezed out of it, I found that two were enough for me to eat. Why did I catch one more?

"Here you are." I went back to my desk, glanced at Yun Hao and pretended to put a steamed bun in his lunch box naturally. He raised his eyebrows at me.

"Reward, because you helped me cheat." I whispered, there is no other explanation.

"... you want to send me away with this shit? "

"What? Try that stupid thing, it's super delicious! Although there are no eggs in scrambled eggs with green peppers and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed bread is really delicious! " I seriously avenged the steamed bread.

"I don't like pasta!" Allow hao frowned.

"You try it! Just one bite! A bite! " I'm not satisfied. I have this bad habit since I was a child: I like to get into a dead end and I have to admit what I am looking for.

"Are you bored?" He looked at me like a monster.

"Today you must eat, don't eat also have to eat! I have packed it and can help you get it back. " I said loudly.

"Specialized?" He looked at the other two steamed buns in my hand.

"……"

Then, under my "aggressive" eyes, he finally took a bite of steamed bread.

"Why? Not bad, right? "

"This is not the smell of steamed bread ..." He disdained to come back.

"This is not nonsense? Can steamed bread still smell of pork? " I watched him eat, and somehow I felt like a winner, so I ignored him and ate my steamed bread with satisfaction.

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Yiling cocoon

334 silk noodles

Seventh Floor

the third day

military song

Today is basically the same rhythm and procedure as yesterday.

As soon as I stood up, I started the basic training of "at ease", "stand at attention", "turn left" and "turn right".

Because the weight that can be trained in a week is abruptly extended to a month, so that our progress is slow enough to make people vomit blood.

Throughout the day, the venue echoed with the instructors' passwords, which suddenly made me feel that I had returned to the era of primary school physical education class. ...

I sat patiently, confused by these simple passwords. Shit! That's all. As for the endless practice! Although this is better than standing in the military posture, it will still be boring after a long time.

"It's boring ..." I complained in a low voice.

"Then you can pretend to be sick again." There is a lukewarm irony around him.

"How can I have the heart to let you lie again ~" I also responded rudely. "Besides, didn't you say I don't pretend to like it? Or this time you ... "

"Those two over there, don't whisper, concentrate!" The instructor's voice yelled, and we both had to shut up. I just swallowed half a sentence and got indigestion.

At noon, I gave him another steamed bun on a whim. Yun Hao frowned, but said nothing, which made me feel bored. Yesterday I said that only steamed bread tastes delicious, but today you are resisting!

On second thought, this man has a little cheap skin. If people don't eat it, let them eat it anyway, and it will be boring to eat it. ...

Naturally, training will not last forever, and there will always be a rest in the middle.

Our rest is divided into in-situ rest agreed by the instructor and collective rest of the whole company.

During the big recess, the boys sat cross-legged on the floor, ignoring the dust all over the floor. Anyway, it's those gray-green broken pants, even if you throw a few feet, you don't feel wronged.