1, Teacher Zheng Xzhi is newly married, Part I: a * * * Create a harmonious realm; Right: one in and one out, creating a new generation. Horizontal batch: life lies in sports!
2, the history teacher is married, the first part: the beauty who attacked Pearl Harbor at night was frightened; Right: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrendered, and the horizontal batch: World War II.
1, Part I: Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath, look at your watch and be comfortable for a second. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain.
2. Part I: One night, two leaders were pushing materials around in the middle of the night, so they had to work overtime on Friday until 7 am on Saturday, and it was very painful to finish writing at 8 am and go to bed at 9 am. Downward: It's only ten o'clock. Nine short messages and eight phone calls need to be adjusted in seven places, plus six files and five formats. Hand in three PPT in four hours, and only sleep one on weekends.
Top: Heroes from all over the world come here to bow down: Women from all over the world come to take off your coat and untie your skirt: Heaven and earth are upright: standing on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand: machine guns strafe in front, followed by artillery strafe: cool: open the door: untie the rear stocks.
Super funny couplets-boiled water and cold steamed bread: boiled water and cold steamed bread, eating and sleeping in front of the computer. The second part: in the game, cut the demon sword, step on the shoes and kill the demon. The first part: one step at a time, one step at a time. Part two: thank you for killing one and dropping it once. Horizontal comment: the first part of the East City Defence War: one gun and two bombs, and did not participate in the war for 38 years; The bottom line is: one hole, two doors, and no one has gone in for 25 years. Horizontal criticism: Yue Songming (meaning hiding the moon, the sun and the moon)
Campus funny couplets: don't cheat in the exam, be a schoolmate in the coming year; Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail; Horizontal batch: I just want to go! The first part: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost and went home; The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken; Horizontal batch: miserable! Part I: Say if you can do it; Bottom line: you can say yes or no; Cross-approval: I can't accept it.
Powerful couplets, how to connect with each other! Love has been in arrears, love has stopped, fate is not in the service area, thinking that there is no response, thinking that the line is busy, feelings can not be recharged, how to connect with mobile!
Jokes about couplets, a collection of couplets jokes! 1, a poor scholar studied hard, so he wrote a couplet in front of the door to encourage himself. The first part is' sleeping in a thatched cottage and typing behind closed doors', the second part is' playing the flute on my stomach' and the second part is' willing to listen to my destiny'
Hospital couplets, hospital funny couplets, hospital humorous couplets 1 radiology: Let her breasts be big and small, only the heart and lungs are seen on the film, and the bottom part: no matter how beautiful or ugly, they are all skeletons. Horizontal batch: it's the same to wear clothes. 2 Obstetrics and Gynecology: pregnant in October, I hope the mother and child are safe: one person enters and two people go out, and the hero is cross-approved: it is really safe.
College funny couplets 1. The first part: doctoral students, graduate students and undergraduates, endless! Downstream: 06, 07, 08, unemployed! Horizontal batch: willing to admit defeat 2. Part I: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can vote! Bottom line: flying buildings, teaching buildings, dormitory buildings and buildings can jump! Horizontal approval: unprecedented
Wonderful and funny couplets during the Spring Festival: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost home; The bottom line: the ancient road is sparse, and the heartbroken people are in the horizon; Horizontal batch: miserable! Uplink: remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: only 38!
The first part: I miss you for too long; Bottom line: the wind blows and the rain blows, and the days without you are too confused; Horizontal batch: it is too difficult to have no money. The first part: crazy about you
Funny couplets in the toilet.
1, up: come in and down: come out and cross-batch: I/O.
Top: Ten brothers, go out of the city with guns. Bottom: Sweep for a while and retreat!
Top: Sit down for a while, and you will relax. Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal. Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.
Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy; Children pick pomelo, pomelo finished, children play.
Eyeballs, nostrils and beads (Zhu) still live on Confucius; Mr. Mei, you must be in the afterlife. The afterlife is longer than Mr. Mei.
The interests of gamblers and horny people are linked to gamblers and horny people: gamblers: stupid pigs, gamble quickly. Do not hesitate. Lust: Baby, please go to sleep. Take it easy. Gambler: Ha, brother looks pale. How are you? Goat: Hey, brother's eyes are red, be careful! Gambler: Life is like a play, so it is better to gamble on a fast pervert: youth and happiness are not as good as men and women. Gambler: small gambling is pleasant, big gambling is bold, and no gambling is white. Sex maniac: light color makes you dizzy, heavy color makes you drunk, and bones don't waste.
Super funny wedding couplets:
Love is like a geometric curve; Happiness is like a decimal cycle, love is suspended, love is lightened, and fate slips to the daily limit; Thinking about the bull market, thinking that there is no bear market, feelings can't last long, love can't last forever, and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are difficult to calculate; Horizontal criticism: husband and wife are long-lasting
The wind is blowing and it is raining. I am waiting for your call back. Born for you, died for you, and waited for you all my life. The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the sky is wider and higher than the wings flying together;
Online classic funny couplets ★
Part one: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green clothes. Bottom line: If you want to live a good life, you must grow some grass on your head. Horizontal batch: green turtle.
★ Shanglian: Love is suspended, love has also lightened its position, and fate has slipped to the daily limit; Bottom line: thinking about the bull market, thinking that there is no bear market, and feelings can't be long-term; Horizontal batch: make up positions quickly.
★ The first part: It is difficult to love and be loved; Bottom line: love and fate take time; Horizontal criticism: Friendship is priceless.
Envy, jealousy and hate: envy, jealousy and hate; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.