20 17 is the year of the rooster. Do you have anything to say to yourselves? The following are the classic funny quotations I collected for you about the Year of the Rooster. Welcome to reading.

1. On the first day of the Year of the Rooster, I wholeheartedly send my blessing: I wish you a successful career, a safe and healthy life, a happy marriage, a harmonious family, making money, being happy and relaxed.

2. Luck is the postman, the god of wealth is the messenger, happiness is the stationery, and happiness is the stationery. Opportunity is a stamp, and peace is a gift package. 20 17 message for the year of the rooster 20 17 message for the year of the rooster. Sincerity is postmark, and friendship is handwriting. Happy hometown is the address, and the recipient is the only you. Happy new year!

You are my winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, bread in hunger and ice cream in summer. You are not with me this Spring Festival, and I have nothing. Just write my thoughts as a short message to wish you a happy new year.

4. I wish you to be handsome, be a lady, be smart, be lucky, get rid of troubles, get rich, work hard, be happy, be bitter, be happy, cry less, laugh more and be filial, just wish you a little ... haha!

5. If you have a friend in your heart, your mood will fly; If there is hope in your heart, your smile will be refreshing; Life is predestined, and dreams last forever; Usually with a greeting, happiness will set sail. May you have all the most precious and beautiful things!

6. When the winter comes, I hope you will be healthy and happy forever, just like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you will still whistle happily and your nose will run.

7. I click on the Spring Festival to search for peaceful pictures; I copied the smiling face and pasted it on the website of Spring Festival travel rush. I open my email, edit the most beautiful language, and send my best wishes: I hope you can delete your troubles, save every happy day and back up every happy year.

8. The Spring Festival is coming, and several buddies like Happiness, Happiness, Wealth and Health want to get together with you and keep in touch. Don't forget to treat at that time. These friends all have good gifts and won't let you suffer. I wish you a happy Spring Festival.

9. On New Year's Eve, Bodhisattva is busy, and gods from all walks of life send you good luck: the god of wealth sends you a gold ingot, the birthday girl keeps you healthy, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, Guanyin helps you to be happy, Maitreya keeps you happy, and the lucky stars accompany you everywhere! Happy spring festival!

10, the bell of the Spring Festival has rung, deep thoughts have been passed, warm greetings are hidden in my heart, and all sincere wishes are sent to you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all the best, good luck and a safe life!

1 1. Going to work is like a tree covered with chickens. Looking up is full of buttocks, looking down is full of smiles, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears. The Year of the Rooster is coming. I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass!

12, I wish you good health, Konka Sai Mengniu, beautiful women with many associations, the life of Fukang Robust, the career of Jetta BBK, the financial resources of Johnson Teng Sina, and the stock of Ziguang Changhong.

13. On the day when the Spring Festival is coming, the bell is about to ring and the fireworks are about to be lit, I will send you a short message with my blessing. I wish you all the best in the new year. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

14, festive songs are sung, cheerful music is moved, the youth of fire dance is dancing, a better life is sung, lights are decorated again, financial resources are rolling in, and life is happier in raise your glass. I hope that in the Year of the Rooster, you can make a beautiful movement of life like this rhythmic music.

15, people cherish commodities, people respect morality, people believe in honesty, people embrace each other politely, people are accompanied by love, people meet in love, and people convey the idea that the weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

16, at a good time this year, chickens come to report good news; Spring flowers bloom again, and you are also in the scenery; I wish you a prosperous and round life every year.

17. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you good health, smooth work, happy life and happy family! May you have less troubles in the days to come until you disappear and be happy forever!

18, Spring Festival is coming, set off firecrackers: a lucky photo; Two sad rings; Three-ring troubles disappear; Four wealth rings have arrived; High income in the Fifth Ring Road; Liuhuan is in good health; The seventh ring is in an excellent mood; Eight-ring safety cover; Nine rings around happiness; Ten ring's career is on the rise!

19, I wish you all the best in the Year of the Rooster, with two dragons taking off, three Yang Kaitai, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six Liu Dashun, seven stars shining high, money coming from all directions, 99 concentric, perfect, all the best, all the best, all the best!

20, sunny, rainy and cloudy, I wish you happy every day; Family, friendship and love, I wish you a good mood every day; Love really cares, just wish you every day; Sincere affection, I wish you all the best-happy Spring Festival!

2 1, I wish you a new year: you are not fat, you are the most beautiful in front of people; Money in hand, laughter in dreams.

22, the most naughty award: I wish you the fastest running in the Year of the Rooster and never lose your hoof!

23. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, Le Chi Li Qian Chicken wishes you and your family happiness and well-being. I wish you a new beginning, a new harvest, a happy new year and all the best in the new year!

24, Year of the Rooster Spring Festival greetings You are a well-deserved heroine among women, you are our food and clothing parents, your great banner is hung all over the wall, and your great achievements are fruitful. I wish all leaders good health during the Spring Festival. Tashildler walked up a flight of stairs and thought of the people.

25, I wish you: high position, light responsibility, less money, close to home, sleep naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you have money, and beautiful girls love you crazy. Lucky year of rooster!

I wish you a happy new year, cleverness is better than chicken brain, progress is like a chicken running, and troubles are like a chicken throwing jade buds!

27. I miss you deeply in silence. I miss you very much. I wish you the truest in silence. I will always care about you silently. I silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival. I silently wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion.

28. When the New Year comes, I will use my business philosophy as a postmark, happiness as an envelope, write health, fill happiness with good luck and note peace, attach auspiciousness, and then put it in a sweet mailbox to wish you a happy Spring Festival.

29. Warm greetings from me during the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy and sweet New Year. Good luck in the Year of the Rooster and all the best!

30. The Spring Festival is coming. I'll give you a bag, jiaozi. Ping 'an skin is wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, one bite is happy, two bites are happy, three bites are smooth, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

3 1. The Spring Festival is coming. Let's feel the true feelings together, melt the ice and snow with love, and warm each other with blessings. There are no flowery words, only sincere wishes. I wish my friends a happy Spring Festival!

32. I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you! Happy spring festival!

33. In the Year of the Rooster, the chicken is timid. In the Year of the Rooster, don't think that it is just the darling of the chicken. This is the courage of a domineering chicken to make things happen. Let's live a harmonious and brave Year of the Rooster and look forward to the courage of the Year of the Rooster. Happy new year.

34. Clouds float lightly, and prosperity is blessed. Blue sky and green grass, the singing of the Year of the Rooster is really beautiful, the red Spring Festival couplets have a long laugh, the lively scenery is around your home, the beautiful songs are cheerful, and a short message is a lifelong friend. Happy spring festival!

35. My wish for the Year of the Rooster: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, and be sincere in everything you say to me.

36. I wish you a beautiful rooster in the Year of the Rooster, more money for chickens, good mood, good luck, sound sleep and sweet love. In short, everything is sweet!

37. Information is like candy. Occasionally, it's sweet! But I'm tired of eating too much sugar! I'm afraid you'll get bored, so I just give you a candy once in a while. That doesn't mean I don't value you, because I give you the sweetest one: Happy New Year!

38. I wish you much happiness, everything is round, your smile is sweet and moist, two chickens take off, three sheep bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, ninety-nine are concentric and perfect! Happy spring festival!

39. Golden Rooster reports spring return, and spring returns to Golden Rooster report; Golden rooster spring back, golden rooster spring back. I wish you a somersault in the future in the Year of the Rooster, with 72 talents and 8 1 entrepreneurial skills.

40. In the Year of the Rooster, I will give you five chickens: smart and secretive as pheasants, healthy and happy as pheasants, rich and carefree as golden pheasants, carefree as apes, and smart as grandchildren.

4 1, Spring Festival, give you a coat: the pocket is warm; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

42. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

43, green and low-carbon, SMS New Year; The wind is clear, the country is peaceful and the people are safe; Spring returns to the earth, and happiness is everywhere; Be happy at work and feel warm; Everything goes well and dreams come true; Jade chicken is auspicious and gives people great strength. Happy Year of the Rooster!

44. The Year of the Rooster is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win a mountain of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, set off firecrackers all over the street and say hello to everyone, and the police are not afraid to know! Good luck!

45. Looking for someone on the radio: The man is in rags, blind and weak without three meals. He is tone-deaf, with six heads and seven holes bleeding, just like you. I want to wish him a happy new year!

46. Four blessings: book a New Year's Eve dinner, go out to stop a taxi, drop in to get lucky money, and have a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth; I wish you success in your official career and rolling in financial resources; Family, friendship, love and happiness!

47. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy Spring Festival!

48. Send you a Spring Festival food. Ingredients: I really miss happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: life. I wish you all the best and a happy family!

49. I would like to express my sincere wishes for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm for boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of the opposite side and the breadth of bread. may you have a happy new year!

50. The voice of Rinrin's mobile phone is my greeting; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; A gentle voice is your smile. Happy new year!

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