On the day of writing a novel, she knocked on my dormitory door.

We have to start from that day.

It was Friday, and we had no classes in the morning. Naturally, the dormitory was lit all night last night, and we are going to make up for sleep during the day.

I didn't expect it to backfire Soon, I heard a knock at the door in my sleep. I grabbed the phone by the pillow and looked at it. It's only nine o'clock.

This is unprecedented.

I mean, no one has ever been to our dormitory at nine o'clock without class.

(unwritten rules of male dormitory in university Article N: It is impolite to disturb others to sleep in the morning! )

But there's nothing I can do if I meet someone who is rude.

I asked twice, "Who is it?"

The other two roommates didn't answer, but stared at me with wide eyes.

I understand their eyes, which means: your bunk is closest to the door, of course you have to open it.

I sighed and jumped out of bed.

I never dreamed that it was a girl standing at the door.

On the wall behind her, there is a notice in bright red: the opposite sex stops.

Suddenly I thought I understood and said, "We didn't order takeout!"

Then he turned to close the door.

"Sell your head ..."

"This dormitory is also declined for sale!"

"I don't sell."

"Then what do you want?"

The girl is in distress situation. "Let me ask you, are you boys learning foreign languages?"

"No, we don't worship foreign things, we study Chinese language and literature."

This time, I didn't intend to close the door immediately, because I saw clearly that the girl was very beautiful.

How can I describe it to you ...

If you ask me, "What is your biggest regret?"

My answer must be: "Why don't you apply for a foreign language major in the college entrance examination?" )

Pretty girl is a little embarrassed.

"So ... can you tell me which dormitory the boys majoring in foreign languages live in?"

"Just go up to the fifth floor."

"Thank you, it turned out that I misread the building sign and missed a floor."

"Ha ha, it doesn't matter."

The girl turned and left, and I was still standing at the door watching.

She suddenly turned to stare at me and narrowed her eyes.

(Looking back and smiling? )

That look seems to be the same as mine.

Is this the kind of "love at first sight" that some TV dramas like to shoot? )

I feel a little dizzy.

I vaguely heard her say, "Your button is wrong."

"Ha ha ha ....."

I blushed and turned my head, only to find two roommates standing behind me laughing.

There are three people in our dormitory. Besides me, there are prawns and ribs.

Of course, these awkward names are nicknames.

Nicknames come from their favorite foods.

Prawns like to eat shrimp, and they are most anxious to go to the canteen every day. He is always afraid that he will walk too slowly and the shrimp he wants will be bought by others.

Spareribs must have a few braised bones at each meal, and they are often reluctant to chew until there is no meat. Over time, his teeth are particularly sharp and look as muddy as mouse teeth.

As for me, I love roast goose leg (I can never get tired of eating that greasy taste), but I have not been dubbed roast goose or goose leg.

The reason is that they found something more interesting.

My name is Zuo Shouchu.

"Hey, left hand thick? Is your left hand thick? " This is the reaction of prawns when they first heard my name.

From then on, I was called "thick left hand".

By the time I buttoned the button, the beautiful girl had already left.

I am still standing there.

"Hey, still in a daze, it's almost broken your ghost mind. People may be looking for a boyfriend. "

The prawn is patting me on the shoulder.

"Is that the za three people not say good bachelor graduated together? How can you lose your mind when you see a beautiful girl? "

The ribs are also to make do.

"That ... that school sister named Wu ..."

I looked up at the ribs and said.

The ribs were speechless: "This ..."

I am talking about Wu Mencius.

Actually, Wu can't be counted as a school sister. She is a classmate of my senior three. She was still a sophomore in my junior three, because she repeated her studies for one year.

Unfortunately, she was admitted to our major.

I remember the last time I went to their class to organize activities, and I heard her classmates call me brother. We're all embarrassed.

She blushed even more.

This scene happened to be seen by ribs.

From then on, ribs fell in love with this girl who blushes easily.

I was taken aback when ribs revealed her worries to me.

Then I began to worry that our sparerib brother felt better.

Wu's personality is very cheerful and enthusiastic, but he has a bad shortcoming, that is, he likes to spend money indiscriminately.

No wonder the only daughter in this city was born in a rich family.

Where did the ribs come from?

I remember the last time his father came to see him, he brought a bag of home-grown sweet potatoes.

"There are too many things to eat at home to sell. Just show it to everyone. "

I once advised ribs.

Of course, I can't just say, brother, give up. She can't have a crush on you.

The way I take is very tactful. For example, whenever I mention Wu in the dormitory, I will loudly publicize how her family is rich, or how many boyfriends she had before she went to college, but she refused the pursuit of several people.

Of course, there is some exaggeration in this. If Miss Wu knew about it, she might sue me for libel.

But in order to save my brother, I am throwing caution to the wind.

Unfortunately, ribs still can't wake up.

Even in order to make himself look rich in the process of pursuing love, he broke the oath of not doing part-time jobs during his college years and promised to tutor two junior one students 1353 nights a week.

Back to the amazing Friday when I opened the door, I couldn't help but be distracted all day, and I couldn't sleep even the most boring ancient Chinese class. I can only watch the ribs and prawns snore on both sides with envy.

We have no classes in the afternoon. At 4: 30, the three of us go to the dining hall and wait for dinner at 5: 00.

I didn't expect to queue up so early. It's past five o'clock after eating.

The ribs went to tutor, and prawns and I slowly swayed back to the dormitory.

The prawn suddenly asked, "How long does it take us to wait in line for dinner every day?"

"Every meal takes an average of one hour, three hours a day."

"Nearly one-eighth of the time, it is not a midnight snack."

The prawn sighed.

"What are you trying to say?" I asked.

"Nothing, our eating efficiency is much higher than my dad's, and we are worthy of being college students in 2 1 century."

"Where does your father work?"

"Didn't I tell you last time? In the security bureau of our county. "

"Does the Security Bureau have to queue up for dinner?"

"No, as soon as they enter the restaurant, they will have something to eat as soon as they serve."

"Then why is it so slow?"

"Idiot, the dishes have to line up, so many dishes can't be served at once?"

"……"

When I passed the 1 building, I saw a few lines written on the bulletin board: "Attention students in Putonghua class: Today, the teacher has something to do ... the class time will be notified separately ..."

The prawn asked me, "What did you take this semester?"

American political history

"When is the class?"

"Six o'clock on Friday night."

"What day is it today?"

"Friday."

"What time is it now?"

I looked at my watch: "5: 57 ..."

Before I finished, I turned and rushed into the teaching building.

I remember that the classroom was arranged in Room 2 1 on the seventh floor, and I climbed up at a speed of 100 meters.

Today is the first class. If you are late and leave a bad impression on the teacher, you will be in trouble.

Because the college final exam has an outline, the answer is usually the same, and the score often depends on your usual performance in class.

Teachers teach a lot of classes, of course, it is impossible for everyone to recognize them, so often the basis for judging your performance is the attendance sheet.

Many teachers will emphasize in the first class that if you are absent from N classes, you will not be qualified if you are late for more than N times.

(n varies from person to person, but it is basically greater than or equal to 3)

I have absolute confidence in my speed. I'm sure I can reach the seventh floor in three minutes.

Unfortunately, I was still late.

The reason is that there is a notice on the door of the classroom:

"Attention students of American political history: Due to problems with the multimedia equipment in the classroom, it will be changed to 1 room 15 on the floor."

……

Five minutes later, I stood at the door of room 1 15 with a depressed face.

Suddenly I was shocked, and then I was even more depressed.

I saw the girl from the Foreign Languages Institute.

But she's standing on the podium!

"Report ..." I crustily skin of head shouted.

The girl turned to look at me with a pointer in her hand. This is a wonderful gesture.

It's a pity that I don't have leisure and elegance to appreciate.

Because besides her, there are dozens of pairs of eyes watching me in the classroom.

"Late?" The girl asked.

"yes." I bowed my head.

"look up."

I held my head high and my eyes collided with hers.

"Ah-"she exclaimed, "aren't you the boy who buttoned the wrong button?"

The whole class burst into laughter.

I am even more ashamed.

After a few seconds of silence, I finally got up the courage to protest:

"Is it necessary to add attributes in front of boys?"

"What attribute?" She is smiling.

"……"

I can't repeat my scandal.

"What's your name?"

"... Zuo Shouchu. "

The audience laughed for the second time.

The girl also bent over with laughter.

"It's compliance, the initial beginning!" I stressed loudly.

"oh? Are you from the Chinese Department? "

"yes."

Is it necessary to say this?

"My course is about American political history."

"I know."

"Didn't you say you don't worship foreigners in the morning? Still taking this course? "

"Well ... I am eager to know more about the dark side of American politics."

The audience laughed for the third time.

The girl smiled and said, "Good! You have a good reason to sit down. "

"Thank you."

I'm relieved.

"But I hope you can have a good reason to explain why you are late after class."

"……! ! !"

I thought only the back of the classroom must be full, but I was lucky not to sit in the first row. Unexpectedly, after a closer look, the first four rows were full of people, and I finally found a seat in the fifth row.

Careful observation shows that 80% of the audience are men.

I have always held this attitude. If the proportion of men and women in an elective course is excessively unbalanced, there must be some people with impure motives.

Simply put, it can be summarized in four words: beauty effect.

Of course, there are people like me who come to class with pure motivation, but after sitting for a few minutes, they begin to become impure.

(To be continued)

The beautiful teacher introduced herself first. Her name is Maya. She is a history teacher.

I began to wonder: "What did she do when she knocked on the door in the morning and asked the dormitory of the Foreign Languages Institute?"

According to the writing professor, as a Chinese major, you should be romantic when considering and analyzing problems.

My answer can be summed up as follows: Did she make an excuse to knock on the door just to see me?

But this idea was immediately refuted.

It suddenly occurred to me that the professor gave me a comment on an argumentative essay last year: Next time, please make sure you are not sleepwalking, and then pick up a pen to write.

I was distracted when a boy in front suddenly stood up and scared me.

"This classmate, can you tell us the main contents of the 1787 Philadelphia meeting?"

The man thought for a moment:

"First, why do you want to discuss;

Second, where to discuss;

Third, how to discuss, or what is the content of the discussion ... "

"Well ... this classmate, I still want you to answer me a question."

"What?"

"How did you get into junior high school?"

"……"

The audience laughed for the fourth time.

After the laughter, Maya said, "Who can take the initiative to answer this question?"

Naturally, no one stood up and responded.

"Answer the final bonus."

The classroom fell silent.

I heard the boy next to me muttering, "If I can date you after answering, that's more like it."

Maya reached into the folder.

"Nobody took the initiative to answer, so I had to call the roll."

The whole class had to prick up their ears and wait for the fate.

She turned over for a long time, looked up and said, "I forgot to bring the roll call ..."

foolish ...

"Then I have to name my classmates."

I began to have a bad feeling, and sure enough, she shouted, "Hands out."

I stood up helplessly, and my ears were full of snickers.

She smiled mischievously: "Congratulations, I only know your name here for the time being."

This is not a good thing. ...

I scratched my head: "This question ... is not easy to answer."

"Yes, it's not easy."

"So ... can it be changed?"

"I can't."

"Why?"

"Being late is a bad phenomenon, so can we not be late today?"

"It's true that I was late today ... I won't be late next time."

"Very well, but my question has been raised. I will definitely give you a simple one next time. "

"……"

"Come on, don't answer for ten seconds, and copy the standard answer after twenty seconds."

There was a burst of warm applause around.

The ugly nature of human schadenfreude is once again revealed.

Ten seconds. ...

I hurriedly geographical thoughts:

"1787 Philadelphia conference was mainly about making the constitution. The meeting drafted the federal constitution and decided to establish a federal government ... "

"Not bad, although not very detailed, but also said the main points."

"……"

I really want to ask: Do you want me to read out the conversation at the meeting in detail?

"No, you sit down."

"What?"

"I studied psychology for several years after school. Don't try to hide anything from me. "

……KB……

After an hour and a half of class, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"This is my first time." Meiya said with a smile.

There was an uproar.

"The first class, my brain is so awkward."

She cleared her throat, "so I was nervous at first",

"Especially in an emergency,"

She glared at me. "Some students were late for my first class."

"So, please this classmate to stay after school. I wonder what caused the first student in my class to be late.

"Class is over now."

They cheered and stood up.

My explanation can't start at once, because there are people around the podium.

All students looking for Maya's autograph.

Suddenly I saw a familiar figure on the edge of the crowd. Qin Rong is the shortest boy in our class.

Qin Rong desperately squeezed into the crowd, notebook in hand.

Of course, all this is in vain. Why do you argue with others when you stand on tiptoe and barely touch their shoulders?

In an instant, I became very compassionate.

I took the initiative to go over and get his notebook.

"Xiao Rong, let me help you."

"Ah, Brother Chu, thank you, that's very kind of you."

I went around to the podium and stood on tiptoe, barely seeing Maya's figure submerged in the crowd.

In a flash, I felt the difficulty of the task.

Of course, sympathy disappeared.

I picked up a pen and drew in my notebook for a while.

Xiao Rong was very grateful when I returned it to him.

"Thank you, brother chu. I'll treat you to dinner later. "

"No," I'm not that cheeky. "I must explain why I am late."

"Yes, good luck."

He pulled me to the corner. "By the way, do me another favor and ask Maya if she has a boyfriend."

I was startled. "Don't you want to ..."

"Of course, my fair lady is a gentleman."

"... Xiao Rong, with all due respect, your figure doesn't seem quite right. "

Actually, my statement is very tactful.

"You mean height? Never mind, isn't it popular to sing "The Story of Gomez" now? "

"……"

It has been half an hour since the last signer left.

Maya was very happy and came up to me and said, "In fact, you students are still very good."

"Especially me."

"Come on," she said with a smile. "You are the most dishonest in this class."

"Thank you for your compliment. I will make persistent efforts. "

"That can't do, I have to get to the point. Why are you late today? "

"……"

"Don't you think it's unmanly for a female teacher to be late for class?" ,

Especially today is the first class of my teaching career.

"Well, teacher, there is a reason why I am late today."

"oh? Tell me about it. "

"On the seventh floor, I was late when I saw the notice that I was going to class on the first floor."

"Then why don't you go early? It's just right to go early and come down late, and you won't be late. "

"……"

"So your reason is not sufficient, right?"

"Ah ... actually, I arrived at the seventh floor five minutes early."

I'm ready to argue irrationally.

"Then why can't you go back to the first floor on time?"

"Well, teacher, I have some difficulties in reading the notice."

"What trouble?" Maya is very strange.

"The words on it are ugly, and I had a hard time understanding them."

"Oh, I see. No wonder you are late. "

I secretly laugh, this tit is too gullible, and she believes this ridiculous excuse.

"By the way, do me a favor."

She wrote a few words on the paper.

"This is the name of one of my students. I don't know how to read it. Aren't you from the Chinese Department? You teach me. "

I looked at it and read aloud:

"Wu sa and. Gee, how can someone call such a strange name? "

I looked up doubtfully, only to see Maya sneer.

"Well, you also admit that I lied just now, right?"

"This ..."

"Idiot, didn't you find the handwriting on the notice exactly the same as that on this paper?"

"Well, it seems so."

"Like, I tell you, it's like this! You are great. The first one I was late for class, and the first one thought my handwriting was ugly. You said, what kind of price are you prepared to pay for enjoying so many benefits? "

"This ..."

"Well, look at your performance in class, I won't punish you for the time being. But ... "

"But what?"

"You owe me one. I'll ask you to do something for me when I have the chance to balance my mind."

"Well, teacher, that's very kind of you."

I'm relieved.

"Well, you are lucky. I just graduated and don't know how to lose my temper. Let's go, it's past eight. "

When Maya and I walked out of the teaching building, it was already full of stars.

A question suddenly occurred to me before class.

"Teacher, are you from the Foreign Languages Institute?"

"No. Fool, isn't this obvious? I'm in the history department. "

"That you how in the morning ..."

"I'm going to give a course on business and economic history to students of Foreign Languages Institute next week, and I'll arrange it with them."

"Oh."

"Well, you go first, I want to go by car. Don't be late for class next week. "

"Yes, teacher, you walk slowly and stay up late to pay attention to safety."

"Thank you, it's very thoughtful of you."

She patted me on the head. "Goodbye!"

I just stood there and felt dizzy. Wait until she turned the corner, I just said softly:

"Hey, I'm still a bachelor ..."

"Ha ha, what did you say?"

I was taken aback and turned my head. I saw Wu standing in front of me with a smile.

There is another person beside her.

So it's ribs? !

"Haha, are you in heat at last?" Wu began to interrogate the question of peace and strength.

"Don't be so loud, ok? There was a girl who said such a thing loudly at school ... "

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, it is you who are laughed at. "

The ribs laughed, "Is that the girl who knocked at the door this morning? So soon? Are you making progress too fast? "

"Which have? You should respect what you say, but he is a teacher. "

"I don't believe it." The ribs said.

"I didn't lie to you. I just got back from her class. "

Wu said to him, "Even the teacher is nothing. You can chase after him."

"yes." The ribs patted me on the shoulder and shouted, "Brother, I definitely support you!" " "

"Stop shouting slogans. It seems that you need my support more now. " I stared at him and said.

"Oh, ribs have a favorite person?" Wu asked, "who is it? Do I know? "

"No, no ... there is no such thing. Don't listen to him. " The ribs suddenly seem to have a short neck and are tongue-tied.

After Wu left, it was my turn to interrogate the ribs.

"How do you know each other?"

"This is fate, um ... how can I describe it to you? When I came back by car, I got off at the wrong station. I got off one stop earlier and just saw her get on the bus. "

"So ..."

"Then I followed her on the train."

"Up and down, will the passengers in the car think that you are sick?"

"... anyway, I am lucky tonight, and I have come to a very happy conclusion. "

"What conclusion?"

"I have a fate with her ... and Wu Da laughed.

"Just because I met her at the station?"

"Yes, do you feel the same way?"

"It seems not."

"That's too bad. I want to invite you to dinner. "

"That's a good idea," I said at once. "As long as there is a bowl of Lamian Noodles, we will definitely feel the same way."

"Then shout out the prawns together."