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Asking for a canvassing joke!
When a country participates in the presidential election, the votes are attracted to a big city. A presidential candidate's think tank advised him to let ducks vote. Ducks agree. But the duck regiment is different from trade unions, and everyone is afraid of making mistakes, especially when shouting slogans. Therefore, the think tank suggested censoring slogans.

On that day, the city directors were responsible for listening to the slogan of the Ducks.

I saw the slogan of Team A: "Don't steal, don't rob and don't oppose the ruling party." The security officer looked at it and said happily, "All right, all right!"

I saw the slogan of Team B: "No land occupation, no room occupation, just a bed." The director of land and resources saw it and said happily, "Good, good!"

I saw the slogan of Team C: "No women, no men, no trouble for the government." The population director saw it and said happily, "Not bad!"

See the slogan of Team D: "No noise, no pollution, just shout once in a while." The director of environmental protection saw it and said happily, "Hoo, hoo!" "

See the slogan of Team E: "No fund raising, no loans, bring your own tools to engage in the tertiary industry." The chief financial officer looked at it and said happily, "Go, go!"

I saw the slogan of Team F: "You are happy, I am happy, and seek stability in happiness." When the Secretary for Recreation and Culture saw it, he said happily, "Come on, come on!"