Huang Hong's classic quotations:
Some people say that men have black eyes and red hearts, but they are jealous and black hearts.
It's late, the car hit the wall and you know it turned over; When the stock goes up, you know you bought it; You repent when you know that you made a mistake and were sentenced; Have a big snot in your mouth. Do you want to throw it away?
Buying a new car just makes people catch up; Investing in stocks is ruined without earning a penny; Bath, soap, water cut off; I want to kiss my false teeth and shave my mouth.
You barked in the middle of the night and the dog barked all night. This morning, you woke up and all the dogs fell asleep.
Love in twilight, love in sunset and love in old age are even crazier. Young people fall in love too slowly, while we old people are more straightforward, taller, faster and stronger.
When we get to this station, there are people outside if you are like this, and there are debts outside if I am like this.
Divorce is not shameful, the spirit will not sink, everything will pass, and everything is a cloud.
How can you not get stabbed if you often wander the Jianghu? A man who doesn't learn well will be kicked sooner or later.
My eyes are hooked, and yours are charged. Anyone who has fished knows that he is not afraid of decoupling and is afraid of discharging. When they get out of trouble, one will appear, and each discharge will kill them.
Do you know what to bite? It's just that some stars get married in secret and don't want people to know. Bite your teeth, don't say you are married, you have three children at home, and you are still pretending to be single outside.
You should bite everything when you get married, such as trying to get married, biting persimmons, biting thunder in a flash marriage, biting your teeth in a hidden marriage, and biting pears in a divorce.
How clever of me to plan a fake divorce with my daughter-in-law at once. I can't bear to lose all my money, but I can't compete with Lao Wang. I can't bear to lose my daughter-in-law and I can't get a house.
I told you, don't mess around. Oh, my friends, there is nothing wrong with pursuing beauty, but nothing can be done. Too much is not enough, I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.
You finally made me look up in front of my friends. Don't hold hands in the street in the past, it will hurt your self-esteem. Holding your hand will hurt my self-esteem. Every time I go shopping with you, my friends say that your mother is very young.
You lied to me. Who says an ugly wife is the treasure of the family? It's better if your wife is beautiful.
Totally different. How classic it is now, how thrilling it used to be.
This morning in spring, I woke up easily and didn't take a shower before going to bed. But now I remember that night, that storm, and you smelled your feet every day.
My wife's image has made great contributions to the family and society. Since hanging this photo of her, we haven't recruited thieves in our community, and there haven't been any rats at home. The mouse looked at the little eye and recognized it. In our family, whether it is the Year of the Loong or the Year of the Tiger, as long as we hang her up, it will always be the Year of the Rat.
Good days, high heart. The old lady remembers that a prank is a prank. My wife flew to Korea for plastic surgery and had to get a knife.
Listen to your daughter-in-law's words with principles, and you can't listen to everything. A bad daughter-in-law is a bomb around her, and a good daughter-in-law is a bunker around her.
Drinking alone on New Year's Day is a bit lonely. Put some cups on it to show company. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon, I want to take my shadow and let the three of us be together.
It is said that the Spring Festival Gala is difficult, mainly because the director's skills are not good, and each audience is given a footbath to wash their feet. All projects are guaranteed to be effective.
Used to call me mom, now call me mom, used to call me dad, and now call me dad and the past.