Christmas weather forecast: Before and after Christmas, there will be a large area of paper money, northeast and north China dollar bills, northwest rubles, central and south China British banknotes, checks in some parts of the southeast, and gold bars in some areas. The slogan of Christmas will be changed to: Christmas is rich!
Happy and warm Christmas is here again. I weave a soft scarf with sincere wishes and endless thoughts, which tightly surrounds you and makes you have a warm and sweet Christmas! Merry Christmas!
The hen lays an egg every day, but it hasn't laid an egg in recent days. The rooster was surprised. The hen replied, you will know in a few days. Five days later, the hen laid five eggs in one breath, and the rooster suddenly realized: Oh, today is Christmas!
Merry Christmas. Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I bother you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!
If a fat old man jumps into your house from the window tonight and catches you, please don't worry! Because I said to Santa Claus: What I want for Christmas is you!
Merry Christmas! Who will you go to Christmas Eve with? One person is ok, two people are so good, it's not bad for everyone to get together. If you want to be with me, hehe, call me back, and I will make you warm as fire.
In this cold winter ~ I offer my deepest blessing ~ I hope to warm your heart ... and spend this colorful Christmas happily! Happy Christmas daisy
The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life; The melodious bell on Christmas Eve is my blessing for your happy life.
According to CIA news: 12, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!
Are you waiting for Santa Claus to get down the chimney and give you a Christmas present? Don't just wait, he won't come this year, because he was stunned by your smelly socks last year! Ha ha laugh ... Merry Christmas!
People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh (_); The second thing is to smile (O); The third thing is to laugh (O); I believe you will have a wonderful day *^o^* Merry Christmas! Happy every day!
I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas!
One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!
I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days, your balls will be full moon again, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day!
I have a beautiful wish: I will meet you on Christmas Eve, then ring the Christmas bell with your hand and start our romantic love journey ... Will you help me realize my wish?
Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!
Your peace is my wish, your sincerity is my happiness, and my gift to you is my lifelong blessing!
I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's really hard to feel lonely. If only Santa Claus could send you to me ... I'm Saddam Hussein. Merry Christmas!
Tonight, a fat old man with a white beard will jump into your window, grab you and stuff you into a big bag ... He is preparing a Christmas present for me.
I miss you very much in the lingering twilight. Sincerely bless you, tell you quietly that I miss you, and wish you a merry Christmas with my best wishes.
I found Aladdin's magic lamp, which said it could satisfy one of my wishes. I finally gave up the idea of being the richest man in China. I only hope that my friend, you, will have a happy Christmas!
Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas.
In this white season, it is full of my short blessings. Welcome to a bright future with a purple lucky belt. The smile of King's Landing is in the peaceful and kind sky of the earth. Like a happy angel in this human sky.
With a blessed heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!
If Santa Claus gives me a chance, I will say to you: Merry Christmas! Be sure to add a time limit to happiness, I hope it is: 10 thousand years!
Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart, didn't he give it to you? If he does, you should keep it well. That's true.
The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!
This charming Christmas, you hide at home and lay eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs and a small egg. Happy egg laying, pig!
If Santa Claus wants me to have only one gift, then I will say to him, "A person who is reading this message is my gift and will accompany me forever!" " "
The north wind blows, snowflakes float, snowflakes float to Christmas, and blessings turn into auspicious words. May you keep laughing. Santa Claus told you not to laugh off your big teeth.
After Christmas, there is the New Year, after the New Year, there is the Spring Festival, after the Spring Festival, there is March 8, after March 8, there is May Day ... haha! Do you think I have to say all my holiday wishes at once? I just want to say: Merry Christmas!
I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I tell you, don't tell him I told you. If he asks you, did I tell you? Just say I didn't tell you: Merry Christmas!
God said: the so-called happiness means having a grateful new life, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends, and you have it all! Wish: Merry Christmas!
Hello, everyone, in order to thank my friends for their concern and support over the years, I will hold a reward activity before Christmas, and everyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth RMB 10 cent for free.
The snowflakes on the Christmas tree fall quietly, and the melodious bells in the distance open your heart and my heart, so that love can spread all over the world.
I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the romantic Christmas, my chance finally came-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry!
With sincerity as the radius and respect as the center, send a round blessing. I hope the person who loves you loves you more, and the person you love knows you better! Merry Christmas!
Message from Santa Claus: Because there were no socks for gifts last night, I had to cash them into your account-please be sure to check your credit card account six times in one hour before you get the account!
In the coming winter, I hope you will always be healthy and happy, just like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you still whistle happily and bubble your nose happily.
Countless Christmas wishes, friendship, happy memories, human affection and the warmth of heaven have finally brought us all.
Messenger of peace night, report peace to you, let this melody of peace accompany you through the night.
Some people say that if you can receive your blessing three months before Christmas, your blessing will come true in the first three weeks of next year. Now I wish you all the best: unlimited money, smooth career and good love.
I have a crescent moon in my hand, two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth. I am coming to you with lightning speed: Merry Christmas! Would you like to share Christmas with me?
I just made a wish at Santa Claus: give me as a gift to the person who is reading the short message, and I am willing to stay with her forever.
Make a beautiful wish, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you a merry Christmas, send you a beautiful gift and wish you a sweet smile.
Knowing that you will be surrounded by a flood of blessing messages, wise me, let the blessing pass through mountains and seas, tall buildings, streets and alleys, flash past the old lady selling tea eggs, and get into your ear: Merry Christmas! ! :-)
Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, it is ideal, far-sighted and intelligent. The elite of the universe is unparalleled. Everyone loves flowers. I wish you in advance: Morris, um, hey, Ye Er.
Are you waiting for Santa Claus to get down the chimney and give you a Christmas present? Don't just wait, he won't come this year, because he was stunned by your smelly socks last year! Ha ha laugh ... Merry Christmas!
Honey, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree and cuter than the reindeer, but can you shave your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus!
Do you know what Bill Gates wished for at Christmas? Yes: Santa Claus entered the house through the window, not the chimney!
There is a saying that I want to say every Christmas, but now I can't hold back because I have no chance-please take away the smelly socks you left in my bed.
With a happy heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!
Your peace is my wish, your sincerity is my happiness, and my gift to you is my lifelong blessing! Happy holidays.
The stars flow quietly like my tears! Just want to say: Merry Christmas! On Christmas Eve, dancing. Snowflakes are flying all over the sky. Heart to heart, always accompanied.
The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree pray for your safe life; The melodious bell on Christmas Eve wishes you a happy life. Sunshine flows through your fingers, and snowflakes fall with the bell. The Christmas bell rings, and the thoughts of blessing drift away. ................................................................................................................................................................
I will give you my only blessing on Christmas Eve and all my blessings. I only wish you beautiful and happy forever! You are my only hope.
Christmas is a time for close friends to watch for sincere wishes. May all expectations and dreams come as scheduled at all times!
The north wind is blowing, snowflakes are floating, snowflakes are floating, and Christmas is coming. Blessings turn into auspicious words. May you always laugh. Santa Claus tells you not to laugh off your big teeth.
Deep blessing, friendship and yearning, I would like to turn it into a gift and leave it in your heart. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
Please put your wishing socks by the bed on Christmas Eve. I will make your dream come true and receive my sincere blessing.
No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. Let my heart dance with you on this Christmas Eve.
I will turn all my happiness into cream, knead all my blessings into chocolate, make a cake that will be happy forever ... and throw it at you. Say merry Christmas.
Christmas is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can send me a congratulatory message in large denomination RMB. Thank you!
I dare not tell you that the snowflake has gone away with my thoughts, and I can't let you know that you are the only one in the warm sunshine in winter, and Christmas will bring you a safe and auspicious year!
Open your eyes, see? Santa Claus is in the eyes of God, and we are in the eyes of Santa Claus. Hehe, we are the messengers of Christmas.
On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words; No sentimental words; No exquisite gifts; Only friends have deep blessings. Merry Christmas!
I have a beautiful wish-I wish you and your family a beautiful life and all the best! The New Year brings you happiness, health and success.
On the occasion of Christmas, I wish you a beautiful smile and a generous shoulder to lean on when you are sad. Sincerely bless you!
On this beautiful day, I don't want to say a thousand words, just want to say one of the most common words: Merry Christmas! You in my heart forever!
Santa Claus laughs at me, boys and girls laugh at me, parents laugh at me, and people who read text messages giggle. Merry Christmas!
Prayer about Christmas Eve; Christmas wishes; New year greetings; Entrust to the stars all over the sky and bring you my sincere greetings: friends, happiness! Happy!
Send tens of millions of stars to you: May you be happy every day. ∴ ☆ ∴. Live a safe life.
If Santa Claus wants me to have only one gift, I will say to him, "A person who is reading this message is my gift and will accompany me forever!" " "
Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you: Merry Christmas.
I really want to hug your neck by your side and whisper in your ear: I miss you so much at Christmas, really, really … I miss you! !
One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!
Deep blessings, friendship, and strings of thoughts turn into gifts and stay in your heart. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, no sentimental words, no exquisite gifts, only deep blessings from friends. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! A beautiful day, may the light of Christmas shine on you every day. Merry Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas!
With a blessed heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!
Knowing each other depends on fate, knowing each other depends on sincerity No matter where a true friend is, he always cares and loves. May his friends have a safe Christmas.
Love is snow, love is a flower, and it becomes snowflakes floating in your home. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. Christmas eve and carnival night are beautiful for you and me!
On this special day, I give you special wishes! May you be happy on Christmas Eve! May beauty and happiness accompany you!
Son, I'm Santa Claus. I have a Christmas present for you. What ..... Don't you have a chimney? Don't buy yet!
Gentle greetings and sincere wishes, may happiness always accompany you, and may you be full of joy and hope for a bumper harvest in the new year.
Santa Claus said: I am the security guard on Christmas Eve. Don't play dumb, abandon your worries and be happy for ten thousand years.
In this romantic season, thoughts fall like crystal snowflakes. You are the best gift from Santa Claus in my life, and I am willing to be with you forever.
Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is passed. Represents every blessing I want to give you!
Knowing each other depends on fate, knowing each other depends on sincerity No matter where a true friend is, he always cares and loves. Merry Christmas to his friends.
Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas.
Sunlight flows through your fingers and snowflakes fall with the bell. When the Christmas bell rings, the heart of blessing is like a beating candle melting every bit of snow that falls on you. ...
On the evening of 24th, I cooked two eggs, and I ate one, which was a "Christmas" for you.
Christmas greetings were sent in all directions. The East will send you a cash cow, the West will send you eternal health, the South will send you the road to success, and the North will send you money to Man Cang. From all directions, gold and silver will shine. Merry Christmas!
Four things will happen: the leader speaks and takes the lead in applauding. Lead the singer and tune up. The leader took a bath and scratched his back. The leader picks up the girls and stands guard.
Bad news and good news. Bad news: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas!
The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Appear as a terrorist criminal with a beard-bin Laden.
On the night of the 24th, a handsome guy emerged from your chimney. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea, and he wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to tell anyone.
A zero in the exam is called duck eggs, a bad person for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, and a call for leftover eggs to be eaten-Merry Christmas!
In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a large reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.
God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!
Christmas is close to letting a hundred flowers blossom. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you help, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health!
A person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!
I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!
According to CIA news: 12, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!
I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the romantic Christmas, my chance finally came-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry!
Santa Claus asked me to say to you: Merry Christmas; Besides, he asked me to ask you for a present. He said he gave you an extra one. Thank you! !
I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! Merry Christmas!
Message from Santa Claus: Because there were no socks for gifts last night, I had to cash them into your account-please be sure to check your credit card account six times in one hour before you get the account!
Doing bad things is called bad guys, empty heads are called idiots, being fired is called fuck off, and swearing is called assholes. Alas, it's over. Those who can't chew the bones eat black-bone chicken and white eggs, and see a message of Merry Christmas!
Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this unparalleled super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: merrick Morris, um, hey!
I am a man who once hurt his mouth in Geshi Street and believed in mud. Coconut is a man who kisses me in the new year. Kiss my waist and grab short mud by mail. I promise to mark food on my letter! My waist is narrow, scaring the wild orangutans loose the mud! Ah! Qin lowlands, go to the mud! Merry Christmas!
There is an urgent message to remind you that you should be especially careful recently! Three people are asking about your address and want to see you. But I found them for you. They are happiness, wealth and happiness.
Happy egg laying! Happy egg laying! Happy egg laying, pig! Lay more eggs, be happy, and have a merry Christmas. Lay eggs!
The message said to the pig: Happy egg laying! The pig replied, Yes, Merry Christmas to you, too! The news went on to say: pig, you are very healthy! The pig said: yes, I wish you health, too! . The message said: It's a pig! The pig said, this is a message.
Urgent notice: because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift (it's cold), but beware of thieves. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ..... Don't close the window, it's cold outside!
Listen! For you, I would like to be a Christmas tree, I am full of huge fruits, guarding the road you walk every day! I just wait day and night, hey, when will you pay me back?
65438+February is coming, 1 American turkey comes to China to find a girlfriend. Suddenly, when they saw 1 a beautiful China hen, they took the initiative to talk to "Merry Christmas". The hen was silent, and then the turkey said, "Happy egg laying!" " The hen is silent. A few seconds ... the hen said, it's easy for you to stand and talk. You've never had a baby. How can you understand the pain of giving birth?
Christmas is coming, I feel that there is nothing to give you, and I don't intend to give you too much, only 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!
Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I bother you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!
Christmas Eve gives you a coat with peace in front and happiness in the back. Luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and your pocket is full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day!
I heard that you will lay eggs tomorrow. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying! Your balls will be full moon in a few days. I wish you a happy round egg in advance!
Hi! Why are you still here! Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Hehe, Merry Christmas!
Last night, I dreamed of giving you a gift from Santa Claus, but he said: The man who is reading the text message is too lazy to wash socks. He hasn't worn socks for a long time! Where are the presents?
Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the star made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first.