Of course, if the emperor just eats delicacies, plays with rare treasures and visits great rivers and mountains, he will be lame. For example, you can also play with many women. This solemn elegance looks glamorous to some powerful people today, but it looks glamorous on the outside, but there is a mistress behind it. I'm afraid I can't compare with it all my life.
The emperor can play with women, but the problem is coming. Where do women come from? Ancient women, never open to the outside world, got to know each other more by going to nightclubs or posting pornographic photos of bursting breasts on dating websites. Of course, this is not a problem for the emperors in the world, because they can use the state machine to openly carry out compulsory marriage recruitment.
Forced marriage seems to go against women's wishes. But under the ancient feudal system, there was a legal basis. As early as Qin Shihuang's time, it seems that this rule was established: within Liuhe, there were no ministers wherever the emperor's people went. In the contemporary interpretation, this can be like this: you women, don't idle around all day under the banner of women's rights. I am the emperor, and all the property in my family is running on the ground and flying in the sky. Don't talk about women, just find a man to sleep with you.
With a legal basis, inheritance is naturally easy. For example, there were regulations in the Eastern Han Dynasty, but talent scouts were sent to inspect villages and towns near the Imperial City every August. When I met a woman with a good face, I sent an admission notice and incorporated it into the palace. Of course, if you meet some people with resistance, the talent scout will patiently enlighten you: comrades, the situation is rather muddy. You must pay taxes on the things produced in your field, right? Then, naturally, what is produced in your wife's stomach is also taxable.
Of course, in order to prevent the shortage of time, the talent scouts advertise in major media every year before the large-scale selection, throwing out the slogan of shameful desertion and dedication to glory, and creating a warm atmosphere for a group of working people to welcome the emperor's beauty pageant. The selected cloth, also called my wife, wears big red flowers, and the parents at home will issue another certificate. When leaving, scouts will pat their parents on the shoulder affectionately and say that one-man draft is the honor of the whole family.
It is worth mentioning that what is a good wife actually has a certain threshold. For example, women engaged in medicine, witchcraft, commerce, industry, etc. Not qualified for admission. As for the age of female students, there are also stricter requirements. For example, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was generally more than thirteen and less than twenty. Therefore, most of those lonely people either grow old or die in loneliness, and their families are separated from each other. In this way, every time people hear the movement of the draft, they will ponder some necessary countermeasures, so a crazy human farce will be staged.
For example, when people see the news of the draft in the imperial court, there will always be a round trip at home. As a parent, I raised my daughter and looked around, but whenever I felt beautiful, I felt uneasy. I just took my daughter, secretly learned Korean Wave, called Smecta, and had a plastic surgery. I had liposuction and nose grinding. Anyway, I'll toss around where it's ugly. Generally speaking, Ben looks like a fairy sister, without all the bearing of Sister Furong.
However, what if the emperor has a strong taste and prefers lotus flowers and Xifeng? Of course, the wisdom of the masses is infinite. For example, it was recorded in Qin Long's time. Jiangnan people knew that the emperor's crotch was dishonest when they saw that the court began to broadcast draft advertisements in major mainstream media. However, Jiangnan women are generally used to the stable life of seamless pipe metallurgy. If you want to travel all the way to the north of the snowy area, the water and soil will inevitably be acclimatized. In this way, it will be difficult for your family to meet in the distance of the Forbidden City. So, after some discussion, the people spontaneously launched a folk blind date party. As long as the sex is suitable, they will get married in one word.
Looking at a good woman, I changed my virginity certificate into a young woman's certificate. Some good scholars can't sit still, and write doggerels on their personal Weibo with great interest. At night, the Moon Tower looked up and got married in fear. Later, some onlookers even spread rumors that the court would try widows and accompany beautiful women to Beijing. Therefore, widows are anxious. Whether you are still charming or living alone, you ignore the chastity archway. They look for the afternoon when peach blossoms blow their faces and put on some rouge and blush. But when you meet a single man in the street, you will drag him into the bridal chamber. For a time, the leftover men in Jiangnan area became fragrant buns. As a result, there is another absurd poem in the popular Weibo: a group of virtuous women who laugh at each other also fly to love each other. Of course, this vigorous blind date movement has spread to this day and has become an allusion to Lang Lang's blind date.
However, there are countermeasures below and policies above. If an iron-fisted son of heaven wants to do a good job in his crotch, I'm afraid all these tricks of the people are useless. For example, Sima Yan, the founding emperor of the Jin Dynasty, was a famous playboy in history. The talented emperor, in order to make the life in the dragon bed lively and fragrant, actually asked his team to develop a database, which included all the files of folk school-age women in the book. Before the draft, people were forbidden to get married. In other words, you can't get a license if you want to get married without the emperor's political review.
Of course, just don't apply for a certificate. Emperor Sima Yan was actually very gentle. What's more, for example, Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty simply made up a new marriage law. The headline made a rule in French that all school-age girls in China should upload their personal data to the national database. If anyone conceals personal information, their parents will be executed for treason. You see, these things in the emperor's crotch may kill people, right?