There are many sharp-tongued literati in the modern history of China, and Lu Xun was the first person to speak out for the nation, which greatly admired the Chinese people! As we all know, he studied medicine in Japan before graduation. When I was studying his early works, I came across a Tibetan poem, which contained a great secret, that is, a peerless prescription that could save countless hemorrhoid patients! In order to prevent this prescription from falling into the enemy's hands, the venerable Mr. Lu Xun used a smoke screen, and still resolutely abandoned the medicine and returned to China, putting the treasures of this country in a book for future generations to decipher. It's an honor to decipher Mr. Lu Xun's secret recipe. After numerous experiments, we finally made a product and put it into mass production, creating a brand with national integrity. This is "Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream"! Unusual birth must have a shocking effect! Indeed, the follow-up treatment of many patients shows that Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment will be eradicated and will never recur! The slogan is even more exquisite: "Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream anal loyal guardian". Life without hemorrhoids is happy. A country without hemorrhoids is strong! This is also the original intention of Lu Xun's prescription. I inherited his old man's wishes, and from now on, I will give free "Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment" to hemorrhoid patients all over the country. The used "Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment" must be treated harmlessly and meet the requirements of environmental protection, because a large number of toxins and different amounts of feces are adsorbed on the red ointment, which is what the Japanese call pills. The paste has no recycling value and is extremely dirty. Remember, first put it into the trash can, then put it into the toilet pool, and wash it into the sewer with foot washing water to decompose naturally, so as not to cause harm to the environment. I admit that the appearance of Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream resembles the Japanese flag, not for fun! First of all, when China's ancestors invented gypsum, there was no Japanese country. Secondly, during the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression period, the Japanese flag was called "Plaster Flag" in China. These two points are enough to prove my innocence. Besides, we have to think: Is the design inspiration of the Japanese flag from the dog skin plaster in China? At the end of the cold war, I took into account the traditional friendship between China and Japan. In order to facilitate the early relief of Japanese friends, I sought a strategic partner in Japan and set up an exclusive free distribution agency to add luster to the friendship between the Chinese and Japanese people. The use method is very simple, which is unimaginable for Lu Xun's old man. According to the anus size of Japanese patients' friends, you can provide pictures and Japanese instructions online, print out corresponding color pictures and paste them on the affected area! The development of science and technology is really unimaginable! But foreign friends outside Japan can't use it for free, and each post is 10000 USD. Dog skin plaster is a precious cultural heritage of the Chinese nation, and its property right belongs to China. Even if the lawsuit hits the United Nations, it must be taken back from the Japanese! However, this also made Japan suffer greatly. The Yamato people ran around like headless flies, and the whole country was carrying forward the spirit of Bushido. It is said that more than 10 thousand people have caesarean section every day! Japan's parliament urgently solicits national flag designs from all over the world, and the winner will receive a prize of 1 billion dollars. For humanitarian reasons, Mr. Ruoyu avoided all family disputes and ethnic hatred and decided to design a national flag for him. He worked behind closed doors for 7749 days and finally finished the work. Sure enough, within ten days of submission, this idea stood out among hundreds of thousands of design schemes. This design not only combines unique creativity, but also embodies Japanese cultural tradition, which has been unanimously recognized by the Japanese emperor, the National Assembly and all citizens! Since then, Japan has adopted a new national flag, namely the shit flag. Yamato people don't like it very much. Under the leadership of the emperor, everyone should kiss Daimaru Banner at least 20 times a day, otherwise they can't eat! Son of a bitch, what is Yamato nationality? Do you have your own words? It's just a branch of China. With China's 5,000-year-old cultural heritage, it is not easy to analyze that thing in your heart. Didn't you say pills can ward off evil spirits? I know that swallowing pills is not a matter of your patience, but in order to explain to all mankind, I specially sent this flag to soothe your heart. But the effect is really beyond my expectation. Look at your happiness. It's really stupid! Special note: Isn't Korea going to China? If Seoul is changed to Seoul, the national flag will be changed. Open your eyes and see if it's yours!