Speaking of routines, there is nothing better than the double eleven routines. When businessmen think of making money, their brains will swell to the size of the Milky Way. Double deposit? Cross-store discount? Password red envelope? Timing spike? Carnival red envelope? Torch red envelope? ..... What are these? I feel that this year's double eleven test is not only a wallet, but also an IQ.
Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, not as deep as commercial routine.
Two days ago, I defined what "chat" is on the Internet and said, "I will look at the words and find and switch topics according to each other's reactions, so as to stimulate each other's enthusiasm for dialogue and create a mutually comfortable chat." According to this logic, this year's "knowing how to chop hands" should be understood as "knowing how to read, understand and calculate mathematics, choosing the right time according to the price fluctuation of commodities and the rules of the game, and ensuring that the network speed and hand speed can keep up with or even exceed the brain circuit at the same time."
Originally, it was enough to buy something to spell personality, but now all kinds of conversions have to spell IQ?
If my personality and IQ were beyond the scope of the chart, I would have reached the peak of my life. I have already found a short and big girl to compose and write lyrics, and sing "The Wind is Clear and Young" with Tianhou. I have already participated in the Double Eleven with this discount.
Rich people don't want to have a double eleven, and they don't have enough IQ to participate in the double eleven, and then rule out some arrogant babies who are too lazy to stay up late, study the rules, or even buy things. This year, only a group of "poor and smart" poor children were left.
Just like the lyrics of "The Wind is Clear and the Gas is Right" sing, when the Double Eleven is over, the wind is surging, the sky is clear, and the smoke of thousands of miles flies with the bonfire overnight. You hold your breath and fight online with hundreds of millions of people at the same time. Ma Yun has already brewed a pot of turbid wine in the clear autumn, looking back at the ups and downs of the sea, sailing with the years and singing together.
What's even more hateful is that you don't look at how many men who have been on the battlefield have taken their own historical photos since ancient times. Clothes are brushed one by one, and finally it is found that it is only a few cents cheaper than usual.
Into the pit is easy to get out of the pit, but it is not easy to give up.
Some people will say that the Double Eleven is so difficult to play such a pit, can you refuse to participate?
However, "rejection" is never a simple matter. You know, in the face of the Double Eleven, you refused not only your own buy buy shopping, but a "group social activity". When people around us watch variety shows, use vacuum cleaners, or even eat fast food at noon, we subconsciously choose to be like others. Therefore, if a person works in an office where all the staff are preparing for the Double Eleven every day, it is difficult to become a complete "bystander".
Everyone in the office buys, spells and adds shopping carts in buy buy. Won't you buy it? We always tend to choose the option that makes us feel more belonging to the group, so that we can become "gregarious" and gain "security". Once you become "different", it is very likely that you will no longer be "one of our own" because you refused the group fight, and you may not be able to get in a word at lunch time, so the news in the teahouse will have nothing to do with you.
Of course, if there is a passive double eleven, there will be an active double eleven.
There is a kind of person who has been hoarding food for the Double Eleven since the National Day. After all, the salary in September has been dedicated to the Eleventh Golden Week, and the salary in June 5438+065438+ 10 and February 65438+February will also be dedicated to the upcoming Christmas, New Year's Day, New Year's Day and Valentine's Day. So I didn't dare to eat or take a taxi for the whole month of 10. A dollar is broken into ten cents, and I can't wait to cut expenditure completely, saving money and using double eleven.
But we all know that desire cannot be suppressed.
How hard you suppress your desire at first, how hard you release it and rebound. Don't! It's a multiple rebound! Just like eating apples for seven days in a row after losing weight, what you can't control may be a Chongqing hot pot with a cup of fried chicken beer, and a cheesecake may be added as the ending before going to bed.
Some people's self-control defense lines also collapsed in the bombing of "capitalist sugar-coated shells." According to the data of Ant Jin Fu 20 16, more than 1 100 million purchases were made by lending financial instruments last year, accounting for about 10% of the total payment for the whole day. This is just an ant flower, excluding other lending platforms and credit cards of major banks. In other words, quite a few people overdraw their wallets on this day.
I'd rather give you a sharp knife than spit it out desperately.
On the one hand, it is the loneliness, insecurity and pressure of group competition enjoyed by modern people; On the other hand, businesses are familiar with consumer psychology. Double Eleven, we are like butter that has no power to fight back, and it is slowly melted in the high temperature of society.