1. There is a big river outside Xuchang. The river is surging, and there is a whirlpool near the cliff shore. The water is dark and unfathomable. In midsummer, a man went to the river to take a bath, and suddenly he heard the sound of knives and axes chopping in the water, and then several bodies surfaced; Later, another man went to take a bath, as unlucky as his predecessors. This shocking tragedy spread all over Xu Changcheng. After hearing about this, the county magistrate sent many civilian workers to cut off the upper reaches and drain the water in the whirlpool. A deep hole is exposed under the cliff bank, and there is a wheel inside. The runner was covered with sharp blades, which were still as bright as frost. After removing the wheel, I broke into the cave and saw a small stone tablet standing upright, which was written with the seal script of the Han Dynasty. Carefully identify, just know this is Cao Mengde's tomb. So the county magistrate ordered the coffin to be broken and the gold, silver and jewels buried with him to be looted.

The author lamented that the sages once said in a poem: "If you dig 72 suspected graves, there will be a place to be buried." How do you know that Cao Cao's tomb is outside the 72 suspected graves? Cao Aman is so treacherous! However, more than a thousand years later, his bones are still in jeopardy. What's the use of his treachery Oh, dear! From this perspective, Cao Aman's wit is actually his stupidity.

2. Satire Cao Cao's poems. I remember as if to say that he was a traitor before his death, and there will be outsiders from now on:

Xiongmou private affair and literary mind, monarch and minister brothers and father and son;

Heroes don't often have breasts. Do you follow people's eyes?

The culprit is not two people, but a legacy;

The article is powerful and energetic, how can it become a group?

The cross-flow platform is too far away, and the gas and physical potential are low;

Anyou people don't do evil, small ones don't bully big ones.

Overlord wants children, but he is helpless in grievances;

Knowing that reconciliation is useless, sharing incense is not merciful.

Oh!

The ancients did everything carefully, and loneliness and luxury were intentional;

Scholars talk lightly about the people in the tomb, and the people in the tomb laugh bookish!

3. Ironically, the scheming classical Chinese has been stationed in the army for a long time and wanted to join the army, but Ma Chao refused; Want to retreat, but also afraid of being laughed at by Shu soldiers, hesitant. Suitable for officials (1) to eat chicken soup. Cao Cao felt pregnant when he saw chicken ribs in the bowl. Is thoughtfully, Xia Houdun ② enter an item in an account ③, please night slogan. Cao Cao casually said, "Chicken ribs! Chicken ribs! " Officials are called "chicken ribs".

March main book (4) Yang Xiu saw the word "chicken ribs" and taught the accompanying soldiers to pack their bags and prepare for their return trip. Someone told Xia Houdun. Surprised, he sent Yang Xiu to his account and asked, "Why did you pack your things?" Xiu said, "Tonight, it will be known that Wang Wei is withdrawing his troops: chicken ribs have no meat to eat, so abandon them. If you can't win today, it's no use returning it, for fear of being laughed at. It is better to return as early as possible, and Wang Wei will definitely move troops in the future. So pack your bags first, so as not to panic when you leave. " Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags. So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan.

That night, Cao Cao was flustered and couldn't sleep well, so he took a steel axe and walked around the village privately. See Xia Houdun village sergeant, all ready to pack up. Cao Cao was frightened and hurried back to his account to ask him why. Yan said, "Master Book Yang Dezu ⑦ Prophet Wang wants to return." Cao Cao called Yang Xiu to ask him and discuss the matter. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you disturb our army with your words!" Those who drink knives and axes will be pushed out to cut them, and their heads will be outside Yuanmen. It turned out that Yang Xiu was arrogant and committed several taboos against Cao Cao: Cao Cao tried to build a garden; Because, fuck it, don't praise or criticize, pick up a pen and write the word "live" on the door and leave. Nobody knows what this means. Xiu said, "Adding movable type on the door is also a wide type. Prime minister? I suspect that the garden is wide-eared. " So let's put a wall around it and transform it. Please watch. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want?" The left and right said, "Yang Xiu also." Although Cao Cao is called beautiful, he is very jealous at heart.

Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk. When you see it, share it with the public with a spoon. . When Cao Cao asked him why, he replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? " Cao Cao likes to laugh, but he hates it in his heart.

Cao Cao was afraid that people would secretly murder himself, and often gave money everywhere: "I like to kill people in my dreams;" Don't come near me when I am asleep. " One day, in the tent where I slept during the day, it fell to the ground and was covered by a waiter. Cao Cao jumped up, drew his sword, cut it, and went to bed again. Get up for a long time, pretend? He asked in surprise, "Who killed my footman?" We are sincere to each other. Fuck, have a good cry and give it a heavy burial. Everyone thinks that killing people in their dreams; Only Xiu knew what it meant, and when she was buried, she pointed and sighed: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Fuck it. It's worse.

4. Hard-to-die Classical Chinese —— On the protagonist of green plum cooking wine, before gaining a foothold,

Second, Cao Cao and Liu Bei

Third, look at the plum to quench your thirst.

Fourth, the foothold of 1

2 Agriculture

3 grave

4 is not worth mentioning.

Liu Bei said, "As an ordinary person, how dare I say that I know heroes?" Cao Cao said, "Don't be too modest."

Liu Bei bent down calmly, picked up chopsticks and said, "It's too noisy, so scared." Cao Cao smiled and said, "Are big men still afraid of thunder?"

Liu Bei said, I deliberately pretend to be a farmer, just to make Cao Cao feel that I have no big ambitions. I didn't expect him to think that I was an ambitious figure, so I dropped my chopsticks in fear, and worried that Cao Cao would doubt my original intention, so he used the fear of thunder to cover it up.