Original Crosstalk —— Harmonious Campus Civilization

Good evening, audience friends!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

Do you find that our campus is becoming more and more harmonious and civilized now?

B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us many benefits!

A: I know! This road is getting wider and wider.

B: Come on, come on, make it clear. What is this?

A: Think with your IQ. How can you "tell me all the passwords of IP, IQ and IC" like Fan Wei? Your brain has two parts, one is the left brain and the other is the right brain. The right has nothing, and the left has nothing.

What are you showing off? Why not make it clear?

A: Isn't this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and ability!

B: Yes!

A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Others are crowded, others oppress, others lag behind and others pile up.

B: Oh! Make a cake.

A: Almost. Anyway, your toes touch the heel of the person in front, and the shoulders of the people on both sides are the big arms and the small arms, and the small arms are closed.

B: Stop! Stop, stop. Why do I feel like selling slaves? At least this is a vegetable market!

a； What words! Does anyone take a book to the vegetable market to buy food? Are there any slaves who are undergraduates?

B: No.

A: Is there anyone who goes shopping without making noise? Are there any slaves who don't resist?

b； Don't! If there is, it is also dumb.

a； That's right. The reading room is crowded with people, but strangely, the road is not wide.

b； This has created a civilized and harmonious campus, with two more study rooms.

a； Yes, I used to love shopping and watching movies, but now I love classes.

b； Where is it? People call it that men and women study together and are not tired! People have to go to the postgraduate entrance examination!

Really? Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo is flying in the sky. It turned out that she blew on the ground!

Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Who is blowing?

Forget it, I won't argue with you. Tell me, does that person in our class belong to that type?

B: of course, girls in love are radiant all day? !

A: Look, I am so young and lovely when I am not in love. This is called natural beauty (I whispered to the audience: Dad, mom is born well, and I can't help it. )

B: You stink! ! ! People learn by themselves until 10: 30 every day and recite many words.

A: Wow, so energetic! Then I want to fall in love, too I'll let him do aerobics with me. One, two, three ... My slogan is to lose weight. ...

B: Come on! Participate in everything!

A: What? Don't wrong good people!

B: Remember, you! What we want is a harmonious campus, not "slimming".

Do you think I am not harmonious?

A civilized campus.

Do you think I can swear?

Lovely campus.

Am I not cute enough?

Well, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to say it with a song!

A: Audience friends! Let's have more applause later! How's it going? Come on, come on, clap!

B: (singing) I don't care what others do to create a civilized and harmonious campus, as long as you stick to it. I believe that civilization and harmony will always accompany me. I know that everything is not easy, and my heart has always firmly believed in myself. I hope we can work together. We all need courage to face all kinds of obstacles and fleeting ideas. I can firmly create a harmonious campus and a civilized campus.

A: Not bad, it seems that there are two brushes!

B: Of course.

A: Copy guy, I just bought it today and it doesn't work yet! (Laughter)

B: Me *! What does it look like? Awesome! See what she can do! ! ! ! !

Look at this. (Take out the bamboo board)

B: Just two bamboos! What are you proud of?

A: No! It's two bamboos and a red rope! Ha ha!

Come on, you'd better get started The audience is very anxious.

A: (singing on the bamboo board) "Let's say one thing", (stopping on the bamboo board) How about today? Well, shall I say something today?

B: It looks like a fake. I look at you. Go down if you can't speak. Don't be ashamed here!

What are you doing? Look at people through the door, look down on them! We are 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which is 2400!

Oh, you're right. Stop dawdling, we are all waiting!

A: OK, I repeat (singing on the bamboo board), "Creating a harmonious campus is indispensable for everyone's good life. The road is widened, and the reading room is going to buy food. "

B: What? Who went there to buy food?

Answer: "Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, and learn geography to see the earth."

B: Did you see everything about such a big man?

Why did you interrupt me when I was talking?

B: Come on, go ahead, I'm listening (we all are, haha).

A: well, listen to me slowly and tell you, "our normal college has a new look and atmosphere!" The spring breeze in March is blowing all over the floor, and the college is busy inside and outside, hey! Busy as hell. In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held a law-abiding and harmonious campus and a theme education activity month. " Yes, it is! This statement is true!

A: "After the mobilization meeting, ah, well, well, all departments and subjects are busy. Engage in essay writing, give lectures, broadcast programs on TV, and enter primary schools for publicity. Hey, there are many activities, but the cost is still high. Where can I find these expenses? Hey, where can I find them? "

Where can I find it?

A: Get sponsored!

B: You are the initiator of emotion and another liar.

A: Yes, what's wrong with sponsorship? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I am * * * *

B: Do you want to get sponsorship now?

A: Don't play with me, I'm not finished yet!

B: Stop, stop, stop. Why sponsor now? Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities? Tell us all to see!

A: Yes, listen carefully. Fun football match, men and women mixed together (competing on the same stage)

There is only one rule in this game.

Which one?

A: When girls play football, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it will be a foul!

Yo, that's a good rule! It's tall and great. Really high, really wonderful!

A: Let's play together! Who is strong and who is weak, that is not necessarily.

B: Yes! Who is strong and who is weak is really uncertain!

A: "There are many good things in March, and Zhan's teenagers are out of the pot, and the cover characters are like flowers in the water."

B: It's beautiful, beautiful and handsome ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: I believe our campus will be more harmonious and civilized under the leadership of the Party Committee of our college.

Attention, passengers: No.33 train bound for Zhanjiang Normal University is a harmonious campus civilization.

We are leaving soon, please come and buy tickets quickly. Come on, come on, let's hurry to buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here.

Two yuan a piece, neither expensive nor expensive. Come and buy it. After this village, there are no shops.

Come on, give me the money. I will give you a 20% discount. Is it cheaper? Ha ha ha ha!

A: Huh? I wonder, why didn't anyone come to buy tickets?

B: 100，200，~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: Huh? How does he make my money? Hey, don't run, bring my money! ! ! !

B: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: Don't run, it's not the curtain call yet!