20 13 year of the snake spring festival gala, CCTV directly used the sketch Sun Tao? I am proud? Film and television drama actors Amanda and Wang Xihua, and crosstalk actors Fang Qingping and Sun Tao were invited to form? Mix and match? , co-starring in the comedy sketch "You are in trouble".

The story tells the story of the conflict between the security guard played by Amanda and Zhao, the general manager of the company, because of an employment certificate. Its anti-corruption lines attracted warm applause from the audience, and some people cheered loudly!

You are in trouble. Sketch line

Security (Sun Tao):? Born in a small mountain village, I came to the city to work hard. Put on security clothes and hand over your youth to the door. I am proud (salute). The place where I stand guard is not an ordinary place, but an office building. Everyone in this building can write. Our leader said that during the Spring Festival, safety work is the most important. Anyone who enters the building must bring a card, and those without a card are not allowed to enter. If you go in, fire me. ?

Zhao Zong (Amanda): Hey, what happened to you? You haven't arrived yet. ?

Security guard: Sir.

Zhao Zong: I asked where have you been? Can't you hurry? Hey hey. .

Security guard: Sir.

Zhao Zong: Who should I call sir? What eyes are there?

Security guard: Ah, it's a woman. She looks too complicated. Do you have a card?

Zhao Zong: What brand?

Security guard: sign for entering the building.

Zhao Zong: No.

Security guard: Sorry, you can't enter without a license.

Zhao Zong: Do I still use my card?

Security guard: Ah, our leader said that if it is an individual, you need to get a card.

Zhao Zong: Who are you talking about?

Security guard: I didn't say you weren't human. I said that people without cards are not people. I mean, you have to bring a permit to enter this building.

Zhao Zong: You are new here today.

Security guard:? I'm not new here today, I'm new here yesterday. . . ?

Zhao Zong: Do you know who I am?

Security guard: I don't know.

Zhao Zong: The third floor of this building, Zhao Zong.

Security guard:? Oh, Zhao Zong is on the third floor. I don't know. ?

Zhao Zong:? I'll just go in 10 minutes, get something and leave, okay? ?

Security guard:? Sorry, you can't go in without a card. ?

Zhao Zong:? Oh, you are so stubborn. ?

Security guard:? If you have cards, I can be flexible. ?

Zhao Zong:? I tell you, I'm bored today. ?

Security guard:? I am very happy today. . . ?

Zhao Zong:? I just went out from here, didn't you see?

Security guard:? I didn't see it. ?

Zhao Zong:? I had a cup of coffee in the coffee shop opposite. Don't you see?

Security guard:? I didn't see it. ?

Zhao Zong:? Then I came out of the coffee shop and went to the bathroom. Did you get a look at him?

Security guard:? I didn't see it. I am the security guard in the building, not the security guard in the bathroom. ?

Zhao Zong:? Then you must have seen me coming out of the bathroom ?

Security guard:? I didn't see it. I'm fine. I can't keep staring at the bathroom. ?

Zhao Zong:? Don't look at this or that, you security guard. what are you reading?

Security guard:? Cards. ?

Zhao Zong:? You know the cards. Who do you think you are? Aren't you the janitor?

Security guard:? I'm a janitor. I'm very proud. ?

Zhao Zong:? Well, I'll make you proud today. ?

Zhao Zong (on the phone): Xiao Wang, the security guard downstairs won't let me in. You can ~ ~ find me a leader! (to the security guard) I tell you, you are in trouble, you are in trouble! Who is it? Miss Liu from the public relations department. Great! Miss Liu's phone. ?

Security guard:? I don't know, miss. ?

Zhao Zong:? Find me another leader, yes! (To the security guard) You are in trouble, you are in trouble. ? Whose building is this? Wang Shuji, that's great! Hurry up, secretary Wang's phone. ?

Security guard:? I don't know the secretary. ?

Zhao Zong:? Find me another leader, yes! ?

Security guard:? I'm in trouble. Am I in trouble?

Zhao Zong:? Which leader? Security class monitor? Hey, what's the use of finding a small leader? This little monitor, you. . . ?

Security guard:? Yes, yes, this man works. (Answering the phone) Hello, it's me, monitor. Right, right. She is very manic and arrogant. No, no. Our inner qualities are there. Yes, we are cultural people. Okay, I understand. I understand. You go in. ?

Zhao Zong:? Do I have a business card?

Security guard:? No?

Zhao Zong:? may I come in?

Security guard:? You can enter. ?

Zhao Zong:? Are you still proud?

Security guard:? I'm very proud. ?

Zhao Zong:? Hmm. ?

Security guard:? Look inside her. It's like taking androgen. Sister. ?

Send money (Fang Qingping): Who is the elder sister? She is a man. ?

Security guard:? You are a man. ?

Send money:? Ah. ?

Security guard:? Alas, false mother. . . ?

Send money:? Hate it?

Security guard:? Comrade, do you have a card?

Send money:? What brand?

Security guard:? The card to enter the door. ?

Send money:? No?

Security guard:? Sorry, you can't go in without a card. ?

Send money:? I am looking for someone. ?

Security guard:? Who are you looking for?

Send money:? Zhao Zong is on the third floor. ?

Security guard:? Oh, just a woman with a manic heart. ?

Send money:? Know each other. ?

Security guard:? I don't know. We have a rule. Why don't you call her and ask her to come down and pick you up?

Send money:? My mobile phone is dead. ?

Security guard:? Oh, you can take a taxi to recharge and then come back. ?

Send money:? Then it's too late. I am in a hurry. I want to send money to Zhao Zong. ?

Security guard:? What happened to sending money? You didn't send me money. ?

Send money:? Brother, let me in. ?

Security guard:? No ?

Send money:? Honey, help me. ?

Security guard:? Don't do this. ?

Send money:? Please, honey. ?

Security guard:? Don't do this, (give money: be obedient) Don't do this, stop it! You control your emotions. ?

Send money:? Dear ~ ~ ~ ~?

Security guard:? Stop. Will you stop screaming? I can't stand the excitement. Back off, I'll call Zhao Zong and ask her to come down and pick you up. Boy, the people in their company are very different. ?

Send money:? Thank you, dear. ?

Security guard:? Dear ~ ~ (to the money giver) You stay away from me. Hello, is this Zhao Zong? Hello, I'm the security guard downstairs. I'm the security guard who stopped you downstairs. Yeah, me and you. . . She hung up the phone. She hung up the phone. ?

Send money:? I'll call her. ?

Security guard:? No, this is an internal phone. ?

Send money:? Can I pay the phone bill?

Security guard:? No ?

Send money:? How about ten dollars? How about a hundred?

Security guard:? You are rich, aren't you?

Send money:? Yes, I am rich. My box is full of money. ?

Security guard:? I tell you, you can win a corrupt official with this money, but you can't win an honest security guard. ?

Postman: You won't let me in, will you?

Security guard: I just won't let you in without a card!

Send money:? You are in trouble. you having a little trouble there？

Security guard:? This is the slogan of your company. ?

Money giver: What are you talking about? Will you let me in (pushing the security guard: what are you doing)?

Security guard: Aha, you still do it, right?

Money sender: I don't have to do it. Do you want me to come in (with my chest as a security guard)?

Security guard: Aha, you also hit people with your chest (Payer: What? You stand back (pay, why don't you let me in? I will find Zhao Zong. Why don't you let me in? )

At the same time, someone who asked him for money appeared.

Security guard: Comrade, do you have a card?

Asking for money: What card?

Security: Pass to enter the building.

Want money: er ~ no.

Security guard: Sorry, you can't enter without a license.

Money: I have something urgent to find someone.

Security guard: Who are you looking for?

Money: Well, Zhao Zong on the third floor.

Security guard: Ah, you are looking for Zhao Zong, too. Zhao Zong's hit rate is quite high. Let me call her and ask her to pick you up later.

Money: Thank you.

Security guard (on the phone): Hello, Zhao Zong. I'm still the security guard. I called you just now. You hung up on me. Why don't you hang up and I'll tell you? She hung up again! He hung up again!

Ask for money Brother, please let me in.

Security guard: What do you want with her?

Ask for money: I asked her for money. There are dozens of people working in their company in our village. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I'm here for money.

Security guard: You are a migrant worker (asking for money: ah). You asked her for a salary (asking for money: ah ...). I don't think you can get the money.

Asking for money: Why?

Security guard: Why is that Zhao Zong person so low-quality and so manic today? I ask you, will the money in him be delayed until today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?

Asking for money: Yes, she asked me to go to the bank yesterday. I waited all day. She said she didn't get the money (security guard: look). Today, she asked me to go to the bank again. She also said that she didn't get the money (security guard: look). Just now, she asked me to come here.

Security guard: Look at her. She is cheating. I'm telling you, she just said to go up for ten minutes and then leave immediately.

Ask for money: let's go.

Security guard: She wants to run (money: run? She absconded. (asking for money: absconding? )

Money giver: Nonsense. He absconded and asked me to send money.

Security guard: You are so stupid. You need money to escape.

Asking for money: God, what can I do? Let me in, my farmer. It's not easy to earn some money. Big Brother (the giver: Yes-the giver pretends to go over and say to the giver ...) If I can't get the money, how can I have the face to go back to the village, big sister? How can I face everyone, sister? How can I face life ~ ~

Money giver: big sister, big sister, who is your big sister? I'm your big brother ~

Asking for money: God, what a surprise (to the security guard) for the man. Brother, why are people in this city like this?

Security guard: Calm down. I'm used to it.

Money: Big Brother, please let me in.

Security guard: I tell you, sister, I sympathize with your situation. I am also from the countryside, but I can't let you in. We have rules. If I want you to go in, I have to get out of here.

Money: I beg you.

Money giver: It's no use begging him. He wants you to come in. I call him dad.

Ask for money: please press, big brother ~ ~

Security guard: ... you go in (and then go to the money delivery person) and make a phone call. ..

Deliveryman: She can't go in.

Security guard: Why can't she go in?

Money giver: She doesn't have a card.

Money: I don't have a card.

Money giver: You can't enter without a card (for the audience).

Security guard: (hangs the card around his neck for money) Can she go in? I'll tell you, she is a licensed woman from now on.

Deliveryman: Mm-hmm ~ You can't enter that either.

Security guard: Why can't she get in?

Money giver: She can come to me if she wants money. Why can't people who give money go there?

Security guard: Can you compare with others?

Money giver: Why can't it be better than that?

Security guard: You pay for it. People want money (sender: what's wrong), sender: what's wrong), sender: what's wrong with the sender (sender: ah). She is proud of asking for money.

Asking for money: Big Brother, you are really a good man.

Security guard: I know I'm really a good man. I tell you, elder sister, when you go in the future, don't be polite to that Zhao Zong. That man is very manic. When you see her, you go up and grab her and ask her for money.

Lack of money: she wants to run.

Security guard: if you run away, you will shout hooligans.

Asking for money: Zhao is always a woman.

Security guard: What happened to that woman? Female hooligans are even worse (at the same time, Zhao Zong also came out). Haven't you seen Zhao Zong? That man is very manic. Is a boss that big still a person if she doesn't pay back the money owed by migrant workers? (asking for money: don't say it) Why not say it? Don't be afraid that she will do such a nasty thing? Isn't she ashamed? (Send money: forget it) Why did I say you were there (the money sender looked at Zhao Alas Alas Alas, you stood at attention when I mentioned this word, you apple polisher (turned around and suddenly saw it). Why didn't you remind me when she was standing behind me? Money giver: Reminder) You didn't remind me enough.

Zhao Zong: Go on.

Security guard: I won't say.

Zhao Zong: Why?

Security guard: I'm tired

Zhao Zong: I don't think you dare say.

Security guard: Zhao Zong, do you owe money to migrant workers? I'm telling you, you are in trouble. You are in trouble.

Money giver: Sister, what's wrong with your booth? ) oh, 500 thousand is a lot.

Zhao Zong (to the security guard): Come here, let me have a word with you.

Security guard:? You don't have to bribe me. Anti-corruption starts with safety. . . ?

Zhao Zong:? You should bear legal responsibility for making rumors and slanders. ?

Security guard:? I'm not afraid. Let's see who goes first. Who do you think you are? Do you think you can pay your debts if you have money? Do you think that with power, you can be greedy for state money? Do you think that opening four hukou books can control the housing supply? I'll give you two words: I'll tell you after the game, if you don't exchange this money for someone else's big sister today, you won't come up with this door?

Asking for money: Don't worry, big brother. Maybe Zhao Zong will give me money.

Security guard: Sister, you are too kind. How can you trust her? If she can give you money, I'll call her grandma.

Zhao Zong: (gives a box of money to someone who wants it) I'll call you (to the security guard).

Security guard: (pointing to the audience) He said thank you for me.

Money: Thank you, Zhao Zong.

Zhao Zong: I'm sorry to have worried you. In fact, the most anxious person at the end of the year was that there was a problem with the funds of our company, so I borrowed 500 thousand from this boss, and this money was also lent to you. Don't worry, I won't owe money to migrant workers. I won't owe my conscience.

Asking for money: Zhao Zong, I'll pay a New Year call to you on behalf of the whole village.

Zhao Zong: Please give my regards to everyone, too. Go home for the New Year.

Ask for money: hey ~ big brother, I thank you, too. I also paid a New Year call to you at home (I am happy to leave if I want money).

Money giver: Sister, you are a real man (Zhao Zong: Stand aside). Hey (to the security guard), how do you feel (leaving the scene to send money)

Security guard: I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

Zhao Zong: Wait for my lawyer to call you tomorrow.

Security guard: Don't bother the lawyer. I'll take off my clothes and leave after work.

Zhao Zong: Why did you abscond?

Security guard: I have no money.

Zhao Zong: Come on, don't cry. Can't you be a man?

Security guard: I'm really inferior to you in this respect. I just discovered Zhao Zong through this incident. You are such a man.

Zhao Zong: Then why don't you follow that man? Don't cry. Calling a lawyer for you is to sign a contract with you and invite you to work in our company. Our company needs a serious and responsible person like you. You are a good thing ~

Security guard: Zhao Zong Zhao Zong (crying) You are fine. What do I do in your company?

Zhao Zong: Think of the warehouse as a custodian. You can't go in without a permit.

Security guard: Oh, the security guard stays level.

Zhao Zong: If you don't work hard, your salary will double (patting the security guard on the chest).

Security guard: I'm proud to go straight to a well-off society when I'm not tired of work and my salary doubles ~

Zhao Zong: Let's go.

Security guard: Zhao Zong, do you have a card (Zhao Zong pulls out a card)? Go away (security? Aircraft carrier style? Shape)

(End)

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