Last year, there were many jokes in summer movies. Recently, John Woo's work "Red Cliff" is very popular, because many jokes circulating on the Internet have attracted extra box office income. Today, the costume comedy "Perfect Beauty", which is called a tribute to "Going East and Going West", is released across the board. As soon as it came out, some netizens pointed out that the hilarious style of Beauty is similar to that of Red Cliff, and listed eight classic funny lines on the same stage.
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first inning
1 chibi "I need to keep calm all the time ..."
Commentary: Zhou Yu Zhuge Liang met for the first time:
Zhou Yu: "Why is Fan in such a cold day?"
Zhuge Liang: "I need to keep calm all the time ..." (Laughter from the audience) …
Perfect: "Calm down!"
Commentary: Wu Kaka, the housekeeper of Nangong House, often said this sentence: Calm down! I believe that this line will be regarded as a classic by everyone with Wu Guanjia's unique head and hand movements and the most important tone and expression.
Win perfection. Calm down! Reason: short and easy to operate.
Second round
Cao Cao in Red Cliff: Desire makes people young.
Commentary: Cao Cao was staring blankly at Xiao Qiao's portrait, and Hua Tuo stepped forward and said, "Prime Minister, too many desires and dreams will also cause the wind ..."
Cao Cao: "Haven't you heard that desire makes people young?" (The whole audience collapsed, and Cao Cao knew it. )
Perfect bobo
Commentary: Miss Nangong was kissed by the prince and felt good about herself, but the truth came out and the prince didn't like her. Wu Kaka, the housekeeper, immediately stopped her crazy thoughts and said, Miss, this is a wrong wave at the wrong time, in the wrong place and with the wrong object. The funny thing about this sentence lies entirely in the tone of Ukaka, and the final focus falls on Bobo, which makes people laugh.
Award-winning: the words "desire" in "Perfect" are used as little as possible, which is not harmonious!
Third round
Red Cliff has a bright future.
the first paragraph
Zhou Yu approached Zhuge Liang and asked him what he was doing. ...
Liang: "I just bathed the pigeons ... and dried them ..." (very gentle and sweet)
Yu: "Aren't you afraid of them catching cold?" (gentler and more intimate)
They looked at each other affectionately for 3 seconds ~ ~ ~
The second paragraph
Zhou Yu: I haven't felt so bad for a long time.
Xiao Qiao: You (you and Zhuge Liang) will definitely hit it off.
Commentary: How dare they?
"Perfect" Prince and Men's Wear Fluttershy Brokeback
Fluttershy saved the prince, and Fluttershy invited him to his room for a drink. The proprietress said to them, Oh, I don't know if you two like this. Close the door and say to the ladies under the hand with a smile: Brokeback.
Award-winning: "Red Cliff" Reason: Before the Three Kingdoms, everyone had never seen such subtle and sincere feelings, and Xiao Qiao did not object!
The fourth round
"Red Cliff" is "not good, not good, dystocia"
Commentary: A little soldier ran over and shouted, "No, no, it's difficult to give birth ~ ~" Zhou Yu hid his face and ran away.
The audience all thought that Xiao Qiao was having a difficult birth, and he secretly rejoiced that there was a good show. I didn't expect the mare to give birth. It seems that shouting a slogan is quite effective.
"Perfect" is too violent, too violent.
The first answer was that my brother was beaten by the thugs of Nangong family and couldn't afford to fall on the ground. A neutral man hid behind the door and said softly, it's too violent. The second time, my brother was knocked down again, and the boss appointed a neutral person to continue beating. He hit hard with a brick in his hand, and his blood splashed everywhere. He even shouted: too violent, too violent (can you stop laughing? )
Award: "perfect" reason: the text should be used repeatedly and the plot should be coherent. It is enough to connect the paragraphs before and after the plot!
Fifth round
Zhuge Liang, Chibi: You can't pull hard, I will!
The pony showed a leg and got stuck. Little Joe pulled hard.
Zhuge Liang: "force can't be pulled out ... I'll do it!" "
Zhou Yu said in surprise, "Wow, you know this?"
Zhuge Liang's eyes were wandering and he smiled: "A little (sweat -_-b),
Fluttershy: Don't be polite to him. He's already eating.
Fluttershy's brother Jiangnan Crane was trapped in a pub, and the prince and Fluttershy found him. Jiangnan cranes often want to eat steamed bread on the table and keep saying: steamed bread! Steamed bread! However, the prince picked up the steamed bread and ate it. Fluttershy said to Jiangnan Crane, "Brother, don't be polite to him. He is already eating. Please tell me quickly. . . . . "
Award: "Red Cliff" Reason: Zhuge Liang saved his life, Zhou Yu's mother and son were safe, but Fluttershy unintentionally killed his brother, which was sad.
Sixth round
Lin Chi-ling: MengMeng stands up.
"Perfect" Doug: What Jianghu!
Commentary: This is purely the positive pk of Lin Chi-ling, the first beauty in Taiwan Province, and Liu Hua, the mainland comedian. Lin Chi-ling's squeaky voice finally made everyone find a reason to sell tickets, and Doug's simple Baoding words, coupled with the cross-eyed image full of injuries, are sure to win a lot of sympathy and laughter.
Win: draw!
Seventh round
Zhuge Liang at Chibi: Unfortunately, it is out of date.
Zhou Yu was training, and Zhuge Liang saw it from a distance. He fanned twice and said solemnly, "Goose array, um ... not bad." ...
(Then he turned and whispered to a minister) Unfortunately, it is out of date "(cold ~ ~)
"Perfect" Prince Foreign Teacher: These will be popular sooner or later.
The prince was ignorant and preferred art. When the emperor saw the "Transformers" carved by the prince, he was furious and blamed the prince's foreign teacher for dragging him out of the temple. The foreign teacher shouted, "Your Majesty, these will be popular sooner or later!"
Award-winning: Perfect reason: Don't say anything, ask what movies everyone was watching last summer vacation. It's transformers! ! The foreign teacher is not lying! !
Eighth round
"Red Cliff" Guan Yu is studying now and will have food in the future.
"Perfect" Bartender: Being an artist is either not popular or dead; If it is red, it is worse than death!
Winner: Perfect! Reason: Obviously, the bartender is telling the truth, and Master Guan's teaching, in Zhuge Liang's words, is out of date! !
The final pk result: "Perfect" won by five to two!