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Humorous sentences praising fat people
7. I exercise for more than an hour every day, and now I weigh 95 kg, which is 5 kg short of my goal ... In fact, I have been exercising for more than a month and lost one kg.

8. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

9. How to lose weight by eating so much for breakfast?

10, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, they will become rude!

1 1. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

12, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

13, dieting, lost more than 20 kilograms in two months, and finally got seriously ill. The lesson of blood is ah, now I insist on exercise and never gain weight again!

14, the weight has been increasing, and finally I have raised six pounds of meat. As a result, I got sick and lost four pounds.

15, I want to do something to lose weight, but I can't meet the standard of obesity. Efforts are being made to gain weight. Let's lose weight after I gain weight successfully.

16, pigs are animals, but they are also synonymous with fat people.

17. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

18, at this moment, I saw the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

19, study hard and get fat every day!

20. A fat man claims that he is not a clown.

2 1, my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

22. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

23. Don't just dream about how thin you are and don't work hard!

24. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

25. Now, I don't want to lose weight at all, just wait to lose weight naturally. Don't ask me when, God will tell me.

26. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight". ...

27. I will make friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.

28. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

29. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

30. One hundred and sixty is coming, can one hundred and eighty be far behind?

3 1, for so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. The fifth floor can't bear me, so I have to live on the first floor.

33. What's wrong with Fatty? Fat people also have personalities!

34. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

35, losing weight is like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

36. Women will never have a thin standard. Tell people you're fat.

37, chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.

38. Fat people lose weight, God laughs.

39. Don't swim! You will get fatter and fatter!

40, personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness, and a bright smile.

4 1, I want to lose weight, brave rose, there is no way out without eating or drinking.

42. A fat man is fatter than others.

43. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

44. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

45. If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!