1. Hello motherland! I'm talking to you on the moon now!

2. Thanks for the leadership of the Party! Thanks for the training of the organization!

There are so many places, don't worry about the price increase of buildings.

Today, the people of China have finally stood up!

5. No toilet? Where do I pee?

6. Lai Laomei has never been here. What a fool.

7. 100 meter trapeze is nothing! Look at me! I can fly!

8. If I'm late, I'll punish myself for three drinks!

9. Xiao Chang, didn't the Americans do anything to you when they came? If so, you should have a heart-to-heart talk with the party, and don't forget that you are from China everywhere!

10. Xiao Chang and WU GANG, your family planning work is progressing smoothly!

1 1. Xiaochang, WU GANG, I'm late. The tickets for the 18th National Congress have expired.

12. As long as we support the leadership of the Party and recognize one China, we can consider one ball, two systems.

13. Hello, the sun is really beautiful tonight!

14. Xiao Chang and WU GANG, I brought you three watches and Scientific Outlook on Development Lila!

15. I can't imagine that without the moon in Durex, the family planning work should be carried out so well!

16. Shit, that's fucking bad luck. You can meet people from China everywhere!

17. There is no urban management here, right?

18. Xiao Chang, where shall I sleep tonight?

19. I am on the moon now, and I am very excited at this moment. Here, on behalf of my motherland, party, government and people, workers, peasants, intellectuals, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan and overseas Chinese, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks. ..................................................................................................................................................................................

20. What about Chang 'e? I am Bajie! ! !

2 1. Thanks to the CPC Central Committee, the Central Military Commission and the Chinese Academy of Sciences for giving me this opportunity. Thanks to CCTV MTV for the same song, and to all the people who support me. I want to thank my parents here.

# & amp* & amp$%^&； ^%^&； %^&； (Omit 5000 words)

22. This is where people live. I'm not going back to earth.

23. Harmonious Moon!

24. How many buildings can be built here? It's too big.

Tears streaming down my face, I finally went home.

26. Excuse me, where is the nearest Internet cafe?

27. If we land on the moon, will Mars be far behind?

28. First of all, I want to thank the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China the State Council for giving me this opportunity to be the first China man to land on the moon.

Secondly, I would like to thank CCTV for providing me with this live speech.

Finally, I want to say a few words briefly: ... the word 2W is omitted below.

29. Where is the temporary residence permit office?

30. Shit, there is no Chang 'e here. Let me come back! ! !

Aunt, Bajie asked me to take a message for you: Let's be friends.

32. Keep the small ones as souvenirs ~

33. This advertising space is for rent. ...

34. Jump a few times!

35. Sister Orchid in the village east, did you see my brother on the moon waving to you on the wheat pile?

36. Is there a city manager?

37. If I run to the moon, I want to get three points.

38. Where can NPC sell flying mounts?

39. Hello ~ ~ ~ Hello ~ ~ Command Center, can you hear me ...

40. From Chang 'e to the sky, the moon is an inseparable part of our Chinese nation. Today, I am very excited to set foot on this land. This is the pride of the Chinese nation and the pride of the people of China.

It is the pride of the Chinese family of 56 nationalities! This is the moment when 5000 years of dreams come true. This is the embodiment of the prosperity of the motherland. This is a glorious note of prosperity and harmony. This is ... (omit 5000 words) (signal

Interrupt)

4 1.MD, everyone is dead.

42. Harmony between heaven and earth! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

43. Shit! I flew once and returned to Jiuquan Launch Center! The moon is as desolate as the Gobi Desert in Gansu.

44. Oh, my God, I'm exhausted.

45. What about Yutu?

I want to eat rabbits! ! !

45. Didn't see the moon?

46. After landing on the moon, you will say:

Mobile users edit the short message Moonwalker and send it to 14 1748.

Unicom users edit short messages and send them to 172508.

You will have a chance to win a beautiful and precious prize provided by the China Moon Landing Association.

47. Thanks to the Party for raising me and educating me, I will definitely take root in the moon, work hard and bear fruitful results early.

48. Construction team, hurry up. Building a pigsty is still very expensive.

49. Take photos as a souvenir!

No matter on the earth or on the moon, we should closely unite around with XX as the core. . . . . . .

5 1. Do you have a light?

52. Comrade, where is the Bihan Palace? ..

53. When China people landed on the moon, the first sentence they said should be Chinese! HOHO .。 .

54. Why is the cell phone dead? ! ! ! !

55. Chang 'e, I finally came to your side.

56. Unicom is everywhere ..

Report: I caught an alien.

58. One day in the sky and one year on the ground are strong enough!

59. The people of China have stood up again!

60. Travel here

6 1. Mandarin!

62. The Moon Real Estate Development Company will be established to handle land development.

63. Welcome to the short message quiz. Should I start with my left foot or my right foot? Mobile users edit the short message Moon Walker and send it to 14 1748. Unicom users edit the short message Moon.

Issued by Walker 172508

64. what am I doing here

65. Let's go home

66. It's time to hit the earth with bricks!

67. Shit, my Hu Hansan is back ~ ~ ~

68. Damn it, I forgot to take it back to the city!

69. There is nothing strange about how to train here! Who's carrying the interstellar teleporter? Sell me one, I want to go back to earth!

70. Come back to Earth with me. . . Chang 'e . . . . .

7 1. Sister Chang 'e, it's no use shouting. There are only two of us here.