Accidentally thinking of this question, many memories hidden in the torrent of years suddenly poured out. I think of my football team. One evening many years ago, we sat on the steps of the stadium after playing football, singing water. We had a good chat. A row of old people are walking on the runway. They come for a walk together. We saw this scene for the first time. Tacit steps, neat identification, all the old people looked at them quietly. Then, for the first time, we talked about the fact that we are getting old many years later. We agreed that in the future, when we all reach this age, when everyone feels that they have lived enough, we will choose a good day to start playing football until we all fall on the football field and never wake up.
This is the end of the life we designed for ourselves. At that time, we were very excited about the spectacular death. Those green years have drifted away, we lost our way at the fork of the years, and our memories began to be fragmented. Wolves, do you remember the great promise we made?
In that era of rampage, our names were eleven wolves.
Fragment 1: Team name
When is Ben? We have known each other since bin Laden's name spread all over the world. Ben in class. Bin Laden's newspapers are all over the place, and the news that China football entered the World Cup is also mixed in those newspapers. There are two people in our class against Ben? Bin laden doesn't seem to have any interest. They have a surname, one is Zhang Jincheng and the other is Zhang Yongyang. Later, we learned that their ancestors were the same, liberating their hands first. Disgruntled clubs first freed their hands to make room for learning football. These two copies? Bin Laden was addicted to soccer for no reason.
Later, these two men became the founders of the class football team. The two of them paid different prices, and the eternal price was to get a nice nickname, called Mountain Slope Sheep. The price of success is that he is overworked because of organizing our training, and as a result, he often cramps.
When we know that football can be played by hand, we can't wait to challenge others. At this time, we found that the team lacked a team name. So everyone used their brains and came up with many strange names. As a result, everyone thought they had come up with the best and used their own. They were deadlocked for many days. We write those team names on a piece of paper, and when we study at night, we hand out the paper and let the whole class check their favorite team names.
The teams I think of are all called Eleven Wolves. The paper spilled all over the class and returned to Cheng Cheng's hand. I was delighted to find that eleven wolves hooked the most, but Cheng Cheng found that I don't know who added a word "color" between "horse" and "wolf". To this day, we don't know why girls tick there. Maybe it's because we really have color. Whatever the reason, our team name has been decided. In the following days, we are often busy explaining to other classes that we are ten colorless wolves, not the legendary sex maniac. When we want to fight against other classes, we find that we lack a slogan.
Were you with Ben? As popular as bin Laden is Cao Cao in the eyes of Teacher China. One day, we suddenly felt that the name Cao Cao was too unique, so someone drew a cartoon for Cao Cao. When we saw Cao Cao with his hands akimbo in the cartoon, everyone thought that the word "Cao Cao" was earth-shattering and made people cry. We once lost two front teeth when reading a cartoon, and finally decided that the slogan of our eleven wolves was "Cao Cao".
Segment 2: The first game
Because everyone didn't want to lose the first game, they deliberately chose Class Two when choosing their opponents. Throughout the grade, we heard from many undercover agents about the situation, and found that there were few men in Class Two, and I was sickly, so we decided to have a fight with them. A man named salted duck in Class Two read the challenge book and said that he would accept our challenge.
On the day of the battle, the salted duck appeared as a striker on the battlefield. Today, I can still feel the natural flavor of salted duck at that time. Because his hair is coated with a lot of styling water, all his hair looks like it was hit by high-voltage electricity, like a hedgehog, from nature.
Before the war, we formed a circle and shouted at the top of our lungs: Fuck. We obviously felt the people in Class Two shaking in our roar. After the game started, we thought we would be like a duck to water in the cheers of the girls in our class, but we were well-trained, because once our players brought the ball, the gaunt prostitutes in Class Two ran towards the ball like African victims and then surrounded our people. After a crazy grab, everyone found that the ball was gone. When they woke up, they saw the salted duck crawling into our restricted area with the ball, and our defender saw it. At the critical moment, he avoided the sharp blade and protected his life. In this way, the salted duck and our goalkeeper formed a one-on-one fight, but he didn't look up at the ball, but ran all the way to the goal with the ball until he hit the net and fell to the ground. ...
So we 1-0 lead in the first half.
I have no way to verify the authenticity of this past, because it was a chaotic game, like a very bizarre dream, and with the memory, the details of the past seemed to be magnified by the mirror, but perhaps this is the case.
But about the second half, we record it like news, because the memory of the second half is very weighty. This is due to the appearance of our team's Yu Jie, who is extremely fat. We want to take advantage of Yujie Mountain's heavy weight and large area to stop the fierce attack of dried salted duck.
As soon as Yu Jie stopped at the goal, the door was gone, so the chances of class two scoring goals were like a person being struck by lightning twice at the same time.
After the second half began, we were still under siege. However, Yu Jie's excellent figure advantage has disintegrated many shots. But Jin Cheng suddenly had a cramp, so we began to be at a disadvantage. The salted duck stepped up its attack. He seized the opportunity to lift his foot and shoot. When the ball flew from his feet, the salted duck seemed to use hidden weapons. Because a UFO flew to Yu Jie, Yu Jie saw two things coming at him like two lightning bolts in his panic. He jumped up and tried to catch these two things, but he only caught one. It turned out to be salted duck's shoes, and the football has already rolled into the goal.
If the authorities are fascinated, I can't record the past truthfully, but I lay in the stands after cramping and witnessed the whole process. But I suspect that he is also wrong, because he is lying down and looking down. Isn't this the opposite? But someone can testify that she is the flower of our class. Huahua is our only fan. After watching the first half, other girls said it was boring for so many people to grab a ball, so they left and left us a suggestion. For example, it's best to have a ball on each side, so you don't have to work so hard.
Huahua doesn't think so, but we don't know what she thinks. In short, when time goes by and we are all old, we will still remember that Huahua is our loyal fan. And she also witnessed the hidden plot goal of salted duck. She sat watching, so she couldn't turn the facts upside down.
So I can't have made this up.
Fragment 3: Osmanthus fragrans
I once heard on a black-and-white TV that the protagonist of this TV series is Tian Sao Huang Guihua. Later, a man named Tian Guikun came to the team, and his name was changed to osmanthus.
My feelings for osmanthus have always been mixed. What I like is that he is the only person in the class who is worse than me in math. Because he is worse than me in the exam, I always avoid failing a course. I am sad because he is my rival in love. For a while, I fell in love with all the girls I could see, because I didn't know what love was. According to my own standards, female students are all the earth. As long as they sow hard, they will sprout. So love is the earth.
Osmanthus fragrans wanted to sow the seeds of one of my female classmates on my vast land, but I found out. I thought he was so bad at math, how could he rob my site, so I tried my best to compete with him.
The name of the land we fell in love with at the same time was Qin Shihuang. The ancestors of Qin Shihuang were the same as those of Zuo Jie, but different from those of Alpine Sheep and Jincheng. Their ancestors liberated their mouths instead of their hands. Their mouths are not used for talking, but for eating, so the obesity gene is passed down from generation to generation.
This doomed her to have to exercise more to slow down, so every weekend, Qin Shihuang would go running in the gym. When we held the second ball game, Qin Shihuang was ready to go there. Guihua mistakenly thought that she was coming to watch him play football, so she became more and more brave. He wanted to score a goal for Qin Shihuang, but he was a defender and had no chance.
Qin Shihuang stopped when he was tired of running, and osmanthus was in high spirits when she received the ball. She immediately lifted her foot and shot, and the ball went into her own door. This is the first own goal in the history of the Eleven Wolves.
Like Einstein, the earth brought a person's thoughts to a strange world, and even the idea of seeing the goal was upside down.
Osmanthus fragrans was unhappy after she scored an own goal. He fell in love with sketch on the verge of despair, and then embarked on the road of painting, because the art specialty students didn't have to take math in the college entrance examination, and Guihua finally gave up math, so I became a shift worker.
Osmanthus fragrans left school when we were going to hold the fourth ball game and went to Xiamen not far away to study painting.
Osmanthus fragrans talks about firecrackers, indicating that the new year is coming.
Segment 4: Captain
Some children set off firecrackers. We haven't elected a team leader until the end of the second half semester of Senior Two. Because everyone wants to be a team, no minority is subordinate to the majority.
The person who wants to be the captain most is Yang Shanpo, because there is a new female classmate in our class, named, who looks like Harry Potter. Yang Shanpo fell in love with her and wanted to make a good impression in front of her, so he coveted the position of captain. But he is foolhardy and difficult to shoulder the heavy responsibility.
The most reassuring thing for everyone is to let Jincheng be the captain, but Jincheng will cramp every game and can't control the situation.
As for me, because of the goat's strong opposition, I didn't become the captain, so the problem of the captain was put on hold. The goat thinks he is the boss, so he looks like a captain everywhere.
He said he could cover everything, which encouraged me to wear slippers. Everyone is not allowed to wear slippers at school, but I like wearing them very much. I thought that when the head teacher tried to kill me, the goat would kill the head teacher like a ram in heat, so I put on slippers openly.
The head teacher caught me and asked me why I opposed the school.
I said no, I was against the school.
The class teacher said, otherwise?
I glanced at the goat and said that the school was bad for me.
Everyone laughed. Although the goat didn't have estrus in the end, my momentum made everyone think I was a hero, so I thought I was the captain.
But without formal certification, the children all set off firecrackers, and the Spring Festival is coming soon. At the end of the semester, eleven wolves still have no captain.
Segment 5: Dragon
There used to be a strange cloth dragon in this universe, which I made. People with eleven wolves will remember as clearly as their thumbs.
It was the end of the Spring Festival and the Lantern Festival was coming. We have the habit of welcoming dragons. One day, I thought of the grand dragon welcoming ceremony, but we couldn't attend, so I told Jincheng that I would make a cloth dragon and let the team meet together. In the short time when Cheng Cheng asked me how to do it, I conceived it. Sometimes the brain doesn't turn as fast as the salted duck's shoes, just like lightning.
I know that there are many trees with straight branches on the mountain where the Meteorological Bureau belongs, and those branches can be used as the skeleton of dragons. And what I want to do is cloth dragon, so I want to find a long cloth, so I think of the banner on the street.
However, the banners on the street are made by the government. If we take them down for our own use, it may mean that we are against the government. Isn't that counter-revolutionary? Just when I was puzzled, a strong wind blew. We think such a strong wind will blow the flag away. We waited under the telephone pole in the cold wind. Before the banner was blown off at night, we decided to help the wind, climb the telephone pole and cut the rope. The wind finally blew it away, so we picked it up.
The wind is counter-revolutionary, so we must stand firm and keep our distance.
The red flag became the body of a dragon. On the mountain to which the Meteorological Bureau belongs, many branches were cut down by me, and my Long Bian was declared complete. My dragon is thin and thin. It seems that I have had diarrhea for more than ten years, and my nutrition is very poor. But it is unique in the whole universe. I am proud to think that even aliens have never had such a dragon.
On the Lantern Festival, eleven wolves greeted it with joy.
As Osmanthus fragrans is still painting in Xiamen, there is no one to lift our dragon. The task fell to Huahua, and she readily agreed, so we rushed to the street where the sky was falling. The streets are boiling, and wherever we go, people give out great laughter and applause.
Amid all the noise, a crisp voice shouted, Mom, look, there is a dinosaur. We were looking for fame and saw a little girl pointing at us.
I feel nervous, not because I am a dinosaur. I'm afraid of cramps. Dinosaurs are not worth being nervous about. But cramped dinosaurs will definitely leave a funny impression on the earth. I prayed against the loud firecrackers not to cramp.
We didn't stop until everyone could not run.
We are too happy to express. Everyone is happy because they are young and crazy, and I am happy because my dragon has no cramps.
From then on, I firmly believe that I won't cramp at the critical moment.
Now, however, it didn't take long for eleven wolves, each of which ran to the ends of the earth, to hear the news of cramps in Jincheng. Once he got cramps while riding with his girlfriend. Without us, I don't know who would help him straighten his tendon.
The dragon has disappeared, but no matter how far it goes, it is far away from our memories of youth.
Segment 6: Wife
The dragon showed the spirit of eleven wolves working together, and we were invincible in the following days. Although Guihua still scored many own goals after coming back, it didn't change the fact that we won.
Heroes don't mention the brave days, and the invincible days of eleven wolves are left to future generations.
What I want to say is those days when the heights are too cold. Because we are strong, there are fewer and fewer opponents, and every excellent person is lonely because there is no opponent. Every colorless wolf is lonely. In the days when there is no competition, the eleven wolves will divide their own people into two factions and then fight.
We found that we couldn't find the strength to play football with our own people and devoted ourselves to playing football, so we felt bored when playing football.
In order to arouse our fighting spirit, we decided to bet on our wife. Whoever loses will give his wife to the winner. This method makes everyone murderous. But everyone suddenly found that they all had no wives, so they had to assume that the person they liked was a wife and bet on it. The next problem is that many people say they don't like anyone, and most of them are shy. First of all, Liang Liang said that she didn't like being alone. When we see someone blushing, we know it's a lie. He finally said it under coercion and inducement. Her name is Xiao Xiong, and we know that Liangliang has had a crush on her for a long time. What shocked the whole world was that Yu Jie secretly loved Qin Shihuang, which showed that my small piece of land was threatened again. Fortunately, the earth is vast, I am more open, and Guihua strongly disagrees. The final solution is that they belong to different factions, and the faction they belong to wins, and Qin Shihuang will be his.
No one wants to be with me when I distribute it. Not because I am not good at football, but because I like many people. Everyone thinks it doesn't matter if I lose. I'm sure I won't go all out to play, and I'm bound to get involved with them, so I'm isolated. The final solution is that I bet not on my wife, but on the money I can buy soda after playing football.
A life-and-death competition began, and the birds in the sky can testify. The swords and shadows on the field are dusty. The flowers on that day can also witness how the spoony eleven wolves fought for their beloved girl. Although the game was thrilling, the result of the cold game surprised the people of the earth. Because they all lost. The game in which both sides lose was born in this universe. Because neither side scored and there was no winner, it proved that both sides could not get a wife, so everyone lost.
I was the only one who lost, because the other wolves were exhausted, the people who should cramp were smoked, and the people who shouldn't cramp were smoked, leaving me alone with no strength to move freely. The task of buying soda fell to me. I lost all my money in my pocket, and Huahua was responsible for calling an ambulance. An ambulance is a taxi. I had to take a taxi because I didn't have the strength to go home.
Until now, when a wolf rarely meets, he still regrets the game and only hates that he has not won the girl he loves.
And I understand that what we lose is not people, but time, and we are always powerless in front of time. Our flowers are scattered all over the world. I don't know who they belong to, but no matter who they belong to, they will always belong to our memory.
Segment 7: The party won't end.
Ben. Bin laden is no longer the headline news, but now the situation has changed, and bird flu has replaced Ben? Bin Laden.
Wolf, remember compassion, remember not to kill, remember to be a vegetarian, remember to prevent bird flu. Remember to find a wife, remember not to delay any longer, and remember to love her.
Remember those young memories we left for ourselves. Remember the promise we made.
The universe has a never-ending feast. In my memory, we will always be sixteen.