Why are there black condoms? Didn't you say that black is thin?
According to this calculation, in Rio, it is estimated that there is as much exercise under the bed as under the bed. In addition to 450,000 condoms, the organizing committee also provided175,000 bags of lubricants. Under this kind of logistics supply, the famous slogan of the International Olympic Committee "Faster, Higher and Stronger" has a new meaning.
Because of this, the Olympic Games held in Brazil were labeled as "the most erotic Olympic Games".
Many people who eat melons can't help but ask, who are so many condoms for? Sexy condom (vx:doc999999999)
In fact, preparing condoms in the Olympic Village has become a welfare measure set up by the organizers. After looking up a lot of information, Xiaoyue found that this move can be traced back to 1988 Seoul (now Seoul) Olympic Games, when the organizers tentatively provided 8,500 condoms, almost one for everyone.
192 There were 50,000 Barcelona Olympic Games. In 2004, the number of condoms in Athens Olympic Games soared to 654.38+0.2 million, pushing the number of condoms in the Olympic Village to the era of 654.38+ 10,000+. In the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, our China compatriots, who have always been ashamed to talk about sex, reduced the quota to 65,438+10,000; At the London Olympic Games four years ago, the British made up for the quota reduced by the Beijing Olympic Games, and distributed the highest condom in history, 6.5438+0.5 million. I didn't expect the Brazilians to be bolder this time, and they tripled directly.
As for who it is for? Of course, condoms in the Olympic Village are for athletes and coaches. As for how to use it? Where is it used? I'll tell you in secret.
The story of the Olympic village
The Olympic Games usually last for about half a month. From about a week before the opening, athletes must stay in the Olympic Village and be separated from their lovers or spouses.
"It's like the day when freshmen enter school." Tony Hazevis, captain of the American water polo team who has participated in four Olympic Games, said: "You will be nervous, but at the same time you will be super excited. Everyone is talking to others and then trying to hook up with a pleasant partner. " Ryan Lochte, an American swimmer with many world records, is even more blunt: "I dare say that 70%-75% of Olympic athletes have had sex in the Olympic Village. You know, this is the rule of the game. " It is said that Rochet immediately hooked up with blair evans, an Australian female swimmer, after beating Phelps to win the championship in London Olympic Games. Rochet once said: "I had a girlfriend in the last Olympic Games, and I need a new one this time!"
These indiscriminately used condoms can only be used by the "temporary mandarin ducks" in the Olympic village, and the Olympic Games has thus become a sensory feast.
The purpose of the crazy distribution of condoms in the Olympic Games is self-evident. For example, at the 1988 Seoul Olympic Games, the used condoms were scattered on the balcony of the building where the British delegation lived the night after the swimming competition. After the British delegation learned about it, in order to save face, they had to introduce regulations prohibiting outdoor sex.
According to media reports, the Sydney Olympic Games is the happiest one. Before the end of the conference, the athletes used up 70 thousand condoms, and the organizing Committee had to order another 20 thousand temporarily.
Josh lakatos, an American shooter, once told the media: "I have never seen such debauchery as the Sydney Olympics. The apartments in the Olympic Village are like brothels. "
After the Beijing Olympic Games, there were 654.38 million condoms, and now there are only 5,000 condoms left.
The last London Olympic Games was called the "most romantic Olympic Games" before Brazil. At that time, the same situation as Sydney appeared. Five days after the Olympic Games, the Olympic Village revealed that 6.5438+0.5 million condoms were almost used up, which was in short supply. At that time, the head of Durex, a condom supplier for the London Olympics, said: "Although some competitors took condoms back as souvenirs. However, you cannot underestimate the physical strength of these world-class players. " Japanese media ridiculed that the Olympic Village is also holding a grand "sports meeting" at night. To this end, Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, made a special speech, hoping that the athletes would "relax": "Our slogan is inspiring.