Clothing store: I can't choose clothes that suit you, so you have to go out naked.

Women's Goods Store: You can buy anything here except your husband.

Park: Although there is no limit to playing, we are still worried that you will linger.

Scenic spot: people with only one pair of eyes should be careful. It's beautiful.

Feed company: If your chicken doesn't lay eggs after eating our feed, it must be a rooster.

Real estate development company: the palace is considered in the design and the cottage is considered in the pricing.

Beauty salon: Don't whistle at the girl who just went out from us. She may be your grandmother.

Advertising company: We don't make products, but we are the soul of products.

Professional supplies store:

Beware of counterfeit banknotes (photocopiers). Take it out for you (range hood). Hen's only competitor (incubator).

Install a window (eye shop) for your soul window. A barber (razor) in a small box.

Put a coat (insulation) on the shivering house.

The first page of an immortal work (paper).

Give noodles strength (baking powder). Who can punish corruption (refrigerator)?

Hate not to meet before driving (a motorcycle).

We fooled the sun (lamp).

We rule the world with fish (rain gear).

Our watches are still not accurate, ten years and one second short (brand watches).

Please wear a helmet when riding a bike. Sweating is better than bleeding (motorcycle helmet)!

Beating gongs and drums to meet robbers, the master (alarm) was as cold as ice.

Whisper first, then shout (alarm clock).