Current location - Quotes Website - Collection of slogans - Classic funny lines in struggle?
Classic funny lines in struggle?
Xiangnan: "Does our family have a yard?" (Yard in Old Tongli, Old Beijing)

Hanako: "We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you? " I just bought a second-hand hair salon.

Xiangnan: "Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from our marriage. Do you have it at home? "

Hanako: "We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do and go for a ride. Is it so romantic for your family? " (N-handed Beijing Jeep that can't be smashed for 600 yuan)

Xiangnan: "We have a color TV, a refrigerator and a washing machine, which is convenient. Do you have it at home? "

Hanako: "We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Oh, hey, when will your family catch up with such a post-modern life? "

Xiangnan: "We have a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Do you dare to be so extravagant? "

Xiao Yun: "I was really persuaded by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? I am so angry. I followed you in the south for eight generations. Hit hard, and the salted fish will turn over before blowing. "

South: "Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like that salted fish. Tell me about it. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see. You can turn it over. "

Struggle classic lines 2

Yang Xiaoyun: "Together, we are a complete book. This book is called How Steel Corroded.

Struggle classic lines 3

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I can only create my own opportunities. My chance is not in you, but in my own hands. You made me understand that others are their own no matter how big they are, and no matter how small they are. Please don't be sad, Lu Tao. I can only grow up if I treat you like someone else. I am not satisfied with myself now. I have to work as hard as you, so that I can work hard and satisfy myself. "

Lu Tao: "I have never gone abroad as a construction worker. Do you make clothes? "

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Do you want oranges? Eat, I'll peel it. If I don't eat, I'll skin you. "

Struggle classic lines 4

If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes, and I am like a lonely ghost.

Struggle classic lines 5

Xiao Yun: Who are you?

Xiangnan: I'm your husband Xiangnan, I'm your wallet, I'm your tool for comfort, and I'm always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun!

Classic struggle lines 6

Lu Tao: What would you like to drink?

Millay: I drink coke.

Lu Tao: There are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink?

Millay: Yes, as your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink expired coke.

Xiangnan: You bring us a pot of tea.

Attendant: We sell tea by the cup here, sir?

South: Three cups, then.

Attendant: What kind of tea would you like to drink, sir?

Xiang: Any kind of tea will do.

Attendant: We have chrysanthemum, Longjing, oolong tea and black tea.

South: black tea.

Attendant: We have a pot of black tea for one person, sir.

Xiangnan: Didn't you just sell pots regardless?

Attendant: I mean, sir, our black tea is canned.

Xiangnan: Then you can make a pot.

Attendant: Do you want all black tea?

South: Yes.

Attendant: Then you want three pots, sir.

Xiangnan: Wait a minute, you've made me a little messy and turned me into a pot of three.

Attendant: Sir, we can't order a pot of black tea for three people here.

Xiang: Then you can give me three glasses of ice water.

Attendant: Excuse me, sir. Our refrigerator is temporarily broken and there is no ice water.

Xiangnan: I want three cups of Longjing, one for each person.

Xiangnan: There is nothing interesting. Just an obstacle.

If you don't brag, you're dead, you ~ ~ (south)

Struggle classic line 7

Millay: "I'll wait for you. I will wait for you. You're not married. I will wait for you when you get married. I am waiting for you now. I will wait for you forever. I will wait for you. I will wait for you. I am waiting for you. "

If you win, marry me, if you lose, I will marry you.

Fendou Classic Line 8

Yang Xiaoyun: If you don't want to spend money on nightmares, go to the south ... Those people have built a broken warehouse, which I think is used to store chicken droppings. Now they have opened an attic with the bamboo board revolution, and they have a particularly disgusting name called heartbroken utopia. It is said that people who live in it are heartbroken ... anyway, they look heartbroken, but they are actually better than anyone else, that kind of petty bourgeoisie and small sentiment. Small darts, small gardens, dogs, and coffee. A bunch of people are locked in there all day, showing off in an ostentatious manner, romantic and heartless. This business is full of nonsense, happy every day, and then bother us with a sympathetic name. How evil they are!

Fendou Classic Line 9

Divorce can be so classic.

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!

Xiangnan: Cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs to me. Do you love me? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Shit!

Xiangnan: Do you want to add two eggs to cook instant noodles for the dog? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Bah!

Xiangnan: Just admit it to me. Why?

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I won't admit it!

Xiangnan: I tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, I just can't divorce!

Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!

Xiangnan: Thank you for reminding me. I'm really a scoundrel. I'm counting on you. I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun's marriage is inseparable, because I changed my mind and I don't agree to divorce. If you tell me about the divorce again, I'll tell you not to joke with me. Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!

South: Bah! No way!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! South: Bah! Go and play! You play for me! You play with the spoon handle for me!

Yang Xiaoyun: You ... South: Bah! Staff: Hey, sir, you can't smoke here.

Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?

South: Is that all right? extinguish

South: What are you looking at? what are you reading? Play for me! Not a TV series. Why? One by one!

Masses: How to speak? This is!

South: How to talk about what.

Yang Xiaoyun: Why don't you show it to others? Do you understand and respect others? I tell you these are my fans.

Xiangnan: Bah! Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are a huge fan of mine.

South: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Let me ask you something about the South. What is good about me that makes you envy me all day?

Xiangnan: How can I love you so much? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Did you all break up? It doesn't matter. Next couple.

Yang Xiaoyun: Call you stupid. Still want to give you a title!

South: Become an aunt after 30 years.

Struggle classic lines 10

A humorous line by Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao at home: Episode 9

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What are you doing today?

Lu Tao: I must pull myself together and prepare for the battle.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Where did you really fight?

Lu Tao: My Cooper Company's combat work.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your situation now?

Lu Tao: I am an ordinary designer.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your goal now?

Lu Tao: My Xu Zhisen's goal is to meet new battles.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your slogan now?

Lu Tao: I can, I can, I can.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Let's go.