Social phenomenon jingle 1 1,
In the 1930s, we went to Yan 'an, Taihang and behind enemy lines.
In the 1940s, I went to Liaoshen, Ping Jin and the other side of the Yangtze River.
In the 1950 s, we went to the countryside, to the frontier, to the place where the motherland needed it most;
In the 1960 s, I went to the countryside and went to the poor and middle peasants;
In the 1970s, I went to the city, the army and a better place to live.
In the 1980s, I went to college, went to night school, and went to places where I could get my diploma.
In the 1990s, I went to America, France and Canada, and all the places where Chinese was not spoken.
In 2000, I went to private enterprises, foreign companies and places with an annual salary of one million.
20 10, go to the party and government organs, go to civil servants, and go to a place where you will never lose your job.
2、
There are three treasures in primary schools: saluting at attention and being a teacher;
There are three treasures in middle schools: tutoring, staying up late, and spelling the college entrance examination;
There are three treasures in universities: just copy, paste and pass them on;
Lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, and love to the old.
3、
Born, can't afford to buy a house;
Death can't afford a cemetery;
Half-life, and can't afford a hospital.
4、
Woman-a princess for a day.
Ten-month queen.
A lifetime of hard work.
Man-the prince of one day,
Ten months of slavery,
Poor peasant all his life.
5、
Harmony is precious, forbearance is high;
Have fun, don't worry;
Sleep well and get up early;
Not partial eclipse, seven points full;
Regular activities, diligent brain;
Busy every day, never getting old.
6、
Stop and relax when you can't finish the work;
Pinch enough money and have a look at what's outside;
Do not like the secular, quiet, let nature take its course;
Endless sulking, saying, broad-minded;
Endless entertainment, resignation, is good for health;
Endless filial piety, take a walk and go home to see;
Unfinished human feelings, weigh and do what you can;
Endless future, slow down and stroll through life.
7、
Pay too much attention to seats,
Always thinking about tickets,
Turn the house upside down,
Pretend to be a gentleman,
Thinking about skirts,
Cann't put down the shelf,
You cann't tear off your face,
Take care of the children,
Always pretending to be a grandson.
8、
Word of mouth is good for others, but there is a black hand behind it.
Power is in hand, who dares to fight with me?
Superior leaders inspect, as long as they are obedient.
If there is no result in the work, it will be compensated by fraud.
If you are ignorant, you must show off everywhere.
Usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to hijack.
Morality binds others and makes love with others.
9、
Preparing lessons is just a form, and attending classes is another matter;
Prescription is just a form, and the curative effect is another matter;
Writing a book is just a form, being a man is another matter;
Acting is just a form, but doing things is another matter;
Advertising is just a form, and products are another matter;
Law is just a form, and trial is another matter;
Policy is just a formality, and implementation is another matter.
10、
People who have money and time have no disease and no death;
People have money, no illness, no time, treasure;
People have no money, no illness and no time, top grade;
People have no money, no illness and no time, and the products are inferior;
People have no money and no time to get sick and waste.
1 1、
Song Shanmu had an accident, and the training book was finished;
Tang Jun had an accident, and the inspirational writing was finished;
Zhang Wuben had an accident, and the book of health preservation was finished;
Yi Li had an accident, and the book of practice was finished.
12、
Work miracles on Monday,
Life on Tuesday is sweet,
Work went well on Wednesday,
Thursday is a little rich,
Friday is a lucky day,
Save energy on weekends,
Think of good memories,
Everything went well from then on.
13、
Double the salary,
Tired and willing;
Four times the salary,
Active overtime;
The salary has tripled,
Sweeping the floor is also a bear;
Wages have quadrupled,
Famous brands are bought and worn;
The salary has increased fivefold,
A well-off society is in sight.
14、
A sign of the decline of modern people;
New things can't be remembered, and old things can't be forgotten;
Sit down and doze off, lie down and can't sleep;
Seeing far, urinating near;
There are ideas above, but there is no way below;
It used to be hard to wait, but now it's hard to wait.
A difficult day for modern people;
I want to go to work, call after work;
Make eyes at dinner at night, sing and touch after dinner;
At night, the sauna tossed and turned, and went home late at night to derail;
Get up in the morning, Amitabha, and continue to support the family.
15、
Life is for career, not for care;
Feelings are used to maintain, not to test;
Love is for love, not for injury;
Money is for enjoyment, not for measurement;
Commitment is for breaking, not spreading;
Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge.
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The bottom line of being a man-kindness
The bottom line of children-filial piety
The bottom line of husband and wife-loyalty
The Bottom Line of Family-Responsibility
Parents' Bottom Line-Education
Teacher's Bottom Line-Example
The Bottom Line for Students-Learning
The bottom line of officials-for the people
Judge's Bottom Line-Fairness
The bottom line of the police-love
Businessmen's Bottom Line-Conscience
The artist's bottom line-shame
The bottom line of performance-abstinence from prostitution
The bottom line for investors-abstain from greed
Doctor's Bottom Line-Humanity
Driver's bottom line-comity
The bottom line of friends-honesty
The bottom line of career-dedication
The bottom line of doing things-seriously
The bottom line of error-correction
The Bottom Line of Learning-Diligence
The bottom line of dealing with people-politeness
The bottom line of eating-70%
The Bottom Line of Speech-Humility
The Bottom Line of Travel-Homesickness
17、
Strong tea brewing, cigarettes lingering;
Lying on the sofa, reading newspapers;
Listening to music, accompanied by little secrets;
Take tonic and drink wine;
Public funds are spent, and private money is saved;
Higher-level deception, lower-level deception;
Abdomen, fashionable dress;
Sauna, ballroom soaking;
Swearing, civilization;
Miss hug, mahjong rub;
Prostitutes go whoring, and wives are idle;
Live in a private house and be raised by a lover;
Pets are fed and the scenic spots are turning;
Protection of relatives and friends, open back door;
Borrow foreign debts and spend public funds;
Need relief, approve the white note;
Achievements are boastful, and lies are told;
Problems drag on, benefits are collected;
Financial concealment, inspection and concealment;
When bad things are done, people talk.
18、
How does the economy prosper? Tear down more houses and sell more land.
What are the new growth points? Courts and traffic control.
How to fight corruption and promote honesty? Feed mosquitoes and bedbugs first.
How to ensure the safety of this place? The underworld holds hands.
19、
The teacher teaches and educates people all day, which is annoying.
It is right for students to complain and reply.
The salary is not high, and you have to pay taxes.
Tired than cows from morning till night,
Three meals a day is wrong.
I dare not leave my position for a moment,
I have a meeting after work.
Meeting the inspection is devastating,
I don't understand society every day.
The promotion title was returned and returned,
Abandon your family and career and be ashamed of your elders.
I'm ashamed of myself,
People also say that we take bribes,
Youth is so embarrassing.
20、
We are in an imperfect era:
A cell phone is not enough,
The salary is not enough,
One lover is not enough,
A car is not enough,
A house is not enough,
A diploma is not enough,
One craft is not enough,
One corruption is not enough.
2 1、
In front of adults, children are wrong;
In front of the village head, the villagers were wrong;
In front of the traffic police, the driver was wrong;
In front of the referee, the player is wrong;
In front of leaders, employees are wrong;
In the face of power, the law is wrong;
In front of money, morality is wrong;
In the face of reality, ideals are wrong.
22、
You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you;
You play hooligans with him, and he talks to you about the rule of law;
You tell him about the rule of law, and he tells you about the national conditions;
You tell him about the national conditions and he tells you about Confucius;
You tell him about Confucius, and he tells you about Laozi;
You tell him about Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be your grandson;
23、
It is immoral to collect money from the people;
Accepting money from corrupt officials is a trap;
If you receive a large sum of money, you will fall into a quagmire;
Collecting money from the company will lead to fire;
Thank you for putting the money in the wrong place;
Receiving money from relatives and friends will be indifferent to family members;
Collecting money will sink a boat.
24、
It's too early to get up at eight,
Bragging kept me awake last night.
Find the classroom first in class,
The seat will only be in the corner.
The professor's voice is a little low,
Couples are still arguing around.
Don't forget goofy,
This is just a big slogan.
25、
Vegetables are too green and fruits are too big.
We are afraid of pesticides and antibiotics;
Tofu is too white, cake is too beautiful,
We are afraid of gypsum and pigments;
Pistachio nuts are too clean, seafood is too neat,
We are afraid of bleach and preservatives.
26、
It's not hard for a man to love you,
It is difficult for a man to marry you;
It's not difficult for a woman to marry you,
It's hard to make a woman love you.
27、
Dog owners are full of energy,
A man who owns a cat is determined,
The lover's man has money,
Men with wives are very attractive.
28、
Laughing, worrying, running,
Second, laugh, complain, hate,
San Xiao, I'm sorry,
Four laughs, sickness and escape,
Laugh five times and you will never grow old.
Six times of laughter and happiness,
Laugh a lot,
Life is better than Nanshan.
29、
Love is low-tech, breaking up is high-tech;
Childbearing is low-tech and parenting is high-tech;
College entrance examination is low-tech, and finding a job is high-tech;
Follow the trend is low technology, independent thinking is high technology.
30、
Be late and leave early at will,
Dereliction of duty at will
Never responsible,
The storm will not come.
Wandering around,
There are also boasters.
I want a gust of wind,
If you want to go, lift your legs.
Have the opportunity to travel again,
Find any reason.
Happy and able to eat and drink,
No one dares to persuade wine.
I have a bad stomach,
Maybe a bottle of red bull.
Social phenomenon jingle 2 A person drinks the most, and someone pays the bill.
Two kinds of people drink with food and laugh at leaders.
Three kinds of people dare to make drinks, and the unit will hang a ticket if it has no money.
Four kinds of people drink evil energy, and women get excited when they persuade them to drink it.
Five kinds of people dare to drink, but cows don't listen to their leaders.
Six kinds of people can give up drinking and encourage others not to drink.
Seven kinds of people drink fall in price and are thieves. Anyone who touches him when he is drunk is full of nonsense.
Eight kinds of people drink, throw seeds, and steal to poke in the toilet.
Nine kinds of people drink and play dumb, touching women's subcutaneous soft tissues.
Ten kinds of people always make a fool of themselves when they drink, and when they drink too much, they hire dogs.
Social phenomenon jingle 3 first-class romance is the first love, and the field is full.
Second-class romance is a second marriage, and lonely men and few women are longing for spring.
Third-class romantic old school, don't stay away from the column.
It is silly for a woman to say that you are a fourth-class romantic.
Fifth-class romance The most hopeless thing is to bargain for patents.
A sixth-class lover has no self-esteem and dies after two dates.
The romance of the seventh class is over, and the stomach will move forward before the third month.
Eighth-class romance is more boring, and the truth comes quietly.
Nine-level romantic extramarital affairs, behind the scenes, slammed the thief.
There are thousands of tenth-class romances, and the daughters-in-law who have not turned positive are all overstaffed.
Social phenomenon jingle 4 A dancer is the lead dancer, and you don't have to find your own partner.
Two kinds of dancing entertainment, never making small moves.
Three kinds of dancers never break up.
Four kinds of dancers can show off, and women can pretend to be rich.
Five types of dancers are single, so let's play with the opposite sex.
Six kinds of dancers' romantic designs harm the elderly.
Seven kinds of dancing extramarital affairs, candid camera direct radiation.
Eight kinds of dancing little pine trees hold their partners upright.
Nine kinds of fake couples dance and fight the guerrillas between the north and the south.
Ten kinds of dancers are bamboo shoots and cakes, and one is hard.
Social phenomenon jingle 5 a person lives on the third floor, and the size must be the person in charge of a unit;
Two people live on the fourth floor and are guaranteed to be rich;
Three kinds of people live on the fifth floor, which makes sense;
Four kinds of people live on the second floor, so they must be familiar with development;
Five kinds of people live on the sixth floor and go upstairs and downstairs to beat their waists;
Six types of households are quasi-poor households, and all the upper and lower floors are checked;
Seven kinds of people live on the first floor, and nine times out of ten they are not rich;
Eight kinds of human lives are not good, and there is no heating in the old building in the pit;
Nine kinds of people are partnerships, two households and one toilet;
Ten kinds of people lived in a corner for many years, and several families cooked together.
Social phenomenon jingle 6 women are managers, and eight out of ten are not to be taunted.
Two kinds of women are tour guides and treat foreigners as fools.
Sir, there are three kinds of waitresses called sweet.
Four kinds of women are models, all dressed in fashionable colors.
Five kinds of women engage in bodybuilding, and give the excellent parts to the judges.
Six kinds of women are little secrets, follow the boss.
Seven kinds of women live in hotels of rich families.
Eight kinds of women are aunts who have nothing to do but play checkers.
Nine kinds of women go dancing, and the trick is to hold out their chests without closing their bellies.
Ten kinds of women go to bars and come home at dawn.
Social phenomenon Jingle 7 is a kind of public money used by Ma Xing, in order to give the leaders a shot.
Two kinds of hemp stars have steel bars, so they are not tired of continuous fighting.
Three kinds of romantic girls, silly old men give meals.
Four kinds of hemp stars were so excited that they lost control after sitting in two drawers.
Five kinds of hemp stars secretly practice, and there is no electricity when the wife comes.
Six kinds of hemp stars are so tired that they feel tired playing cards with women.
Seven kinds of hemp stars are short of eggs, and three kinds are sweaty when they are not bearded.
Eight kinds of hemp stars are short of money, so they stay in China's heart.
Nine kinds of hemp stars are shallow, and losing two dollars is very eye-catching
Ten kinds of hemp stars are not good at it, specializing in empty gloves and white wolves.
Social phenomenon jingle 8 a person, doing wholesale, money and women together.
There are two kinds of people, those who smoke outside, those who earn a lot of money and those who hang small things.
Three kinds of people, selling small hundred, kill hard when they meet old fights.
Four kinds of people, pour clothes, go out and import like fleeing from the desert.
Five kinds of people, repairing electrical appliances, disassembling and welding eight points.
Six kinds of people, cooked food, are afraid of tight hygiene inspection.
Seven kinds of people, dry machetes, relatives and friends buy meat is not fat.
Eight kinds of people cook tea and eggs without changing a professor.
There are nine kinds of people, leading the donkey, cheating and cheating.
Ten kinds of people, selling fake drugs, even whistling.