1. Hello, when you received this message, your mobile phone was infected with a virus. Please switch it on and off quickly for ten times, and consult the specific reasons and cleaning methods. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. brain teasers; Please answer quickly. A, b, c, d, I go up the mountain to cut wood. When you meet a bubble of shit, A, B and D don't eat it. Who ate it? Happy April Fool's Day!
How about trying your Mandarin? Chaos? Change to? Green? Read it ten times in a row, huh? Happy April Fool's Day!
4. idealism says: When I say you are a pig, you are a pig. ? Materialism says:? Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. ? In a word, you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Measure the window and bed, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
6. Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft, hard disk when it is erected, and CD when it is stripped off.
7. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother, and you are happy from now on? Live a carefree and happy life because? Stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Is your Mandarin standard? Please read after me: Looking at Wangwanwanwanwan, forgetting Wanwanwan? All right, dog, stop barking and eat the bones!
9. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells cannot penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! Happy April Fool's Day!
10. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I can only win the prize, inviting Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knows Chunqing. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will be raised by%. Please pick it up at the Finance Department on1October 15. What's missing this month.
12. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
13. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?
14. notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
15. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.
16. notice: tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to check the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
17. You approached me gently in the morning. Before going to bed, you kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse your dog to be good and take you for a walk? . Happy April Fool's Day!
18.(! ) ordinary ass (_ _! _ _) Fat ass (! ) Tight ass (_). _) Flat ass (_ * _) Inflammatory ass
19.？ Pigs chase sheep and sheep climb trees. Do you know why? Please don't look back? Look! This pig is also thinking about it. Happy April Fool's Day!
20. Xiao Lv said to Mother Donkey: Mom, April Fool's Day has arrived, and someone sent me a malicious message, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, only fools will return, and donkeys won't!
2 1. Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!
22. Read the following words and you will get a job with a monthly salary. The test questions are as follows: sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Happy April Fool's Day!
23. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! Happy April Fool's Day!
Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day and not be cheated, we provide a quick book of wisdom, as long as you keep reading? ￥$^^&； & amp& lt？ You can learn it after ten times. Happy April Fool's Day!
25. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: Whose dog is nobody's business? Happy April Fool's Day!
26. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
27. I have a poem that many people in the world know. A fool reads this poem and knows it. I don't know. I don't know. I knew you were a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the phone click. Happy April Fool's Day!
28. One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a patrol car, shouting: Even if it is one kilometer, it is not necessary to write so big!
29. I lost the battle between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun. Not convinced, I met Shao Shao on the road and hit him. I saw Shao Shao immediately take off my coat and angrily said that I was undercover!
You are the rose in my heart, but thank you. You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.
3 1. Grandma and granddaughter are in the clinic. The doctor said to the beautiful girl, untie your clothes. No, doctor, the old lady said, I am a patient. Is it? Then stick out your tongue.
What about you? Beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!
33. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.
34. An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?
35. Cucumber was lovelorn and cried. Eggplant comforted her: Love is not only sweet, but also intoxicating, heartbreaking and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?
36. Last night, I dreamed that you and I were walking by the sea. Suddenly, a water monster jumped out and caught you. I just want to eat and throw you away. I asked him why he didn't eat you, and he replied, I'm afraid of getting sick? .
37. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
38. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he shouted angrily to Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
39. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
40. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!
4 1. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you? Beast! Happy April Fool's Day!
42. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
43. China mobile communication users: If the signal of your mobile phone is not good due to recent network debugging, please drop your mobile phone as hard as possible, and the phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
44. I sincerely remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be cheated. Don't be cheated. Let me be kind! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate.
45. Attention, friends who received this message, your mobile phone has been infected with virus. The only solution is to press first, then press last, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day!
46. Toad pursues swan, and swan disdainfully says: If I grow up like you, I'll be dead long ago! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?
47. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two kilograms of dumbbells when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than kilograms must double!
48. Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.
49. Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister competition will be held in the near future with the slogans:,,, and. The person who speaks for the fastest time in a row will get RMB phone bill. Practice as early as possible and stay.
Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.