One of the funniest jokes:

1, gun sellers can't sell guns because the security in the town is too good. Finally, he sells another thing? Horn!

One day someone bought a horn, and the next day three or four people came to buy guns.

Later, he sold the horn, and the next day someone came to buy a gun.

Driven by curiosity, he asked one of the buyers why he bought a gun.

The guest said:? My family can't stand playing the trumpet all day yesterday across from mine! So I came to buy a gun. ?

Two old people are sitting on a bench in the park. One pointed to the psoriasis advertisement on the bench and said: It's tiring to be alive. There are advertisements everywhere. ?

One more:? I'm selling an advertisement eliminator recently. With it, you can go back to an era without advertisements. It is simple to use, low in price and the latest technology. . . ?

Several big bosses are drinking together, and when they drink too much, they start to brag.

The landlord untied the belt in his stomach and said, look at my belt. It is made of titanium special for aircraft. More than 8000 yuan. ?

The boss of foreign trade raised his foot, pointed to the leather shoes and said, I bought these shoes in Italy. Guess how much? Five thousand dollars! It is equivalent to more than RMB 40,000! ?

The printing boss disdainfully left his pie mouth, took off his glasses, compared them, put them on again and said, hat, you know? My glasses are called from the deep sea of Madagascar? Wang Zhongwang? There are more than 73,000 hats made of giant tortoiseshell. ?

At this moment, a rough voice sounded in the corner:? What's the big deal! ? As you can see, it turned out to be the boss of a large state-owned enterprise. I saw him yelling and waving and saying, my underwear is 65438+ 10,000 yuan, 65438+ 10,000 yuan! Which of you can match?

He is the boss of a state-owned enterprise with deep pockets, and everyone can't help looking at each other, but some people still don't believe him, saying: Don't pay 65438+ million for gold! ?

I saw this boss shout and said, Last month, I opened a room with a MM, but I didn't expect her underwear to be hidden and asked me for money. I didn't give it, so I sent it to my wife. Result. . . I gave her 65438+ ten thousand yuan?

At this time, the transportation boss stood up and said, Ah! It turns out that you asked me for 65438+ ten thousand last month just to buy a pair of underwear! ?

The most interesting joke 2:

1, I heard that a buddy got his hand smashed badly and was hospitalized. Pay a visit and ask him why he is so careless.

The buddy explained: The two of them moved a heavy object together and agreed to shout slogans and throw them together. When they counted to one or two, the grandson let go and smashed my hand.

We don't understand. Why don't you let go? The buddy replied, I haven't counted to three yet.

2. A friend who works on the construction site wants to go to the swimming pool in summer and is afraid of spending money. A buddy sneaked into the swimming pool in the dark in the middle of the night, took off his clothes and couldn't wait to plunge into the swimming pool, and then fell directly into the hospital, because the swimming pool drained the water during the day at night.

3. At the groundbreaking ceremony, one of the firecrackers was set off for too long, and the leaders were afraid that it would take too long after it was lit. They arranged for a newly graduated college student to cut the long firecrackers into two pieces and light them separately. Before the ceremony started, I heard firecrackers and ghosts crying, and this buddy's hands were black. Ask him what's going on and explain: the middle lead of firecrackers is too strong to stop. I suddenly remembered that I usually break the rope with a lighter, so I took out the lighter and the firecrackers exploded.

I am a plumber. . .

There are new people in the unit, and the leader asked me to bring them. Today, I connected the wire, but I don't need a wire stripper. I use an electrician's knife, and I explain it while I use it. And I cut my hand.

Play handsome again, don't use band-AIDS, wrap them in toilet paper, and then wrap them in waterproof tape. Don't forget to explain to couples how to do it when there is no band-aid.

As a result, there were so many bags that my whole thumb was tied and I couldn't move. I didn't know what to think at that time, so I wanted to cut off the extra tape with a knife, and now I have another knife wound on my thumb.

Looking at the apprentice's expression, I really want to kill him.

When dressing, the doctor asked me: Do you want to carve a ring on your hand?

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