In an instant, the Spring Festival is coming, and I wish you all a happy New Year:

One worships the whole family well, and the other worships high income;

Three worships are not old, and four worships are troublesome;

Five worships children's filial piety and six worships happiness;

Seven worships are less difficult, and eight worships are sad;

Nine thanks to safety cover, ten thanks to joy!

New Year greetings from China (2)

Financial support for the army,

The hoeing period begins.

The cross canal has its own flight potential,

As soon as the golden boy left, the water grew.

Laying new green water and apples,

Walk around the highest peak when you are weak.

The blue robe suddenly flew with the seagulls,

The cloud slurry didn't drink into ice.

Then in a hundred waterfalls, 10 thousand autumn songs,

Things are happy, but righteousness is worrying.

Now that the left is free,

It's too cold for a tall house.

New Year greetings from China (3)

I have been busy for a whole year, and I am looking forward to this day.

Although there is no red envelope at the end of the year, it is also Chinese New Year to send a text message.

Congratulations on your wealth. The god of wealth laughs at you.

Pick your own pole and you will find all the treasures in your hand.

The card friends screamed with anger when the money was sour in their hands.

New Year greetings from China (4)

I wish you a happy new year: good luck is with you, the god of wealth follows you, the beautiful car belongs to you, bad luck eludes you, and happy events surround you!

(2) I wish you the Year of the Monkey: You are famous, prosperous, brilliant, famous, cut a dash, and ahead!

(3) I won't give you a gift this New Year. I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! !

(4) Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, coming from all directions for money, nine or nine are United and perfect.

Five monkeys are given to you in the Year of the Monkey: smart and secretive as a macaque, healthy and happy as a horse monkey, carefree and rich as a monkey, carefree as an ape and smart as a grandson monkey.

(6) Happy New Year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

(7) One shadow is lonely, and two roses are fresh; A kind of mood, often looking forward to how vast two days are; Why do I always miss the little fool who is reading the text message? I wish you happiness!

Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish and pickled fish have endless fun, such as fish in water, fish with mixed eyes, fried fish and incoherent fish. I wish you a happy New Year every year!

(9) I wish you: high position, light responsibility, less money and close to home. You wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, and you get cramps. Pretty girls love you crazily. Happy new year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

(1 1) I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you go, the court is partial to you, the official luck is with you, the daughter-in-law leaves it to you, you can eat and drink at will, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

(12) The New Year is coming. I wish you great wealth and wealth; Family, friendship, love, beautiful feelings; The official fortune is prosperous, and the fortune is prosperous; Love, family and friends, everyone is safe.

(13) From the first day to the fifteenth day, everyone dances in Qi Huan, and everyone celebrates the Spring Festival. Everything will be brand-new and make money. Happiness will wrap you up. I wish you a hearty laugh and good luck! Happy new year!

Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth ties you, and friends are loyal to you. Good luck, the lucky star will always shine on you! Good luck in the new year!

(15) New Year's resolution: new job, new salary, new lover, new family, new food, new game, everything goes well and everything is new!

(16) The New Year is coming. I sincerely wish my friends a happy day, earn money with both hands, clink glasses for three meals and work hard on all sides. Celebrate in Five Blessingg, send treasures in six places, have a good dream, people from all directions will respect you, and Jiuzhou will show their magical powers and give orders completely! Good luck in your life! The Spring Festival is coming!

17. On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you good luck in the East, success in the South, peace in the West, worry-free in the North and health in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck to the layman! Happy spring festival!

I wish you to be handsome, be a lady, be smart, lucky, bored, get rich, work, be happy, be bitter, be happy, cry less, laugh more, be filial, and I wish you 13 haha!

Mandarin: the classic Mandarin.

Mandarin: Classic Mandarin 1. Today's four big fools: those who don't love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones.

There are four kinds of soil today: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests and women wear bras.

Four things that can't be provoked: drinking without eating vegetables, wearing a tie with bare arms, showing your breasts, and riding a bike for 80 miles.

4. Four happy things in the new life: chatting with friends, shopping with netizens, charging the phone bill, and making your lover happy.

5. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.

6. Four major troubles: no one arrived at the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

7. Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, an official's manuscript, miss's tears, and the table of the Bureau of Statistics.

8. Four leisure activities: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and scientific researchers.

9. Four senses: I didn't know that the official was small until I arrived in Beijing, that the building was small until I arrived in Shanghai, that the money was small until I arrived in Shenzhen, and that my wife was old when I arrived in the box.

10. Four lectures: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening.

1 1. Four things can't be said: the bull market was quilted, honey was soaked, money was stolen, and Viagra was invalid.

12. Four evils: wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, gas is a tiger that goes down the mountain, and money is the root of trouble.

13. Men's four goods: 20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are stocks, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.

14. Men have four fears: fear of a young lady getting sick, fear of a lover getting pregnant, fear of people writing letters and fear of a wife committing suicide.

15. Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.

16. Men sleep four times: beggars sleep quietly, sleeping with their wives is tax payment, sleeping with their lovers is tax evasion, and sleeping with their sister-in-law is value-added sleep.

17. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor ghost, going home at 9 pm is an alcoholic, going home at 12 pm is a goat, and going home at 4 am is a gambler.

18. Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.

19. Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.

20. Four iron buddies in the world: one iron went through the window together, two irons carried a gun together, three irons went whoring together, and four irons shared it together.

2 1. A man's four hopes: a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.

22. Four wishes of men: to marry a wife, you must marry Xiao Zhao; To make friends, you should be Ling Huchong; To be a man, it is best to be Qiao Feng; If you get married, you will get Wei Xiaobao.

23. Men have four major helplessness: it's boring to accompany their wives, it's too expensive to find a young lady, it's too tiring to have a lover, and it's most affordable not to get married.

24. Women's four ideals: men have broken heads and shells, send me money every day, and wait in line for me to choose, never getting old.

25. Fourth-class beauties: First-class beauties have crossed the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting for the sea.

26. The emergence of four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like commitment, nostalgia is like obedience, and lovelorn is like you.

27. Four basic rules: drinking is basically based on delivery, smoking is basically based on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.

28. A lady is pretending, a gentleman is pretending, and blind date is often misleading.

29. There are no handsome, young, capable men with rich families.

30. Some people have their noses done, their eyelids cut, their breasts enlarged and their buttocks padded, but only their bones have not moved.

3 1. There are basically no women with beautiful appearance and virtuous personality.

32. It is normal for couples to quarrel and fight.

33. It is necessary to sing songs, dance and buy gifts.

34. My wife loves me, my mother loves me, and it is a dilemma for my mother-in-law to quarrel with her son.

35. Vegetables are grown, filial sons are made, and wives are coaxed out.

36. It's profitable to raise a daughter, but losing money to raise a son, which favors boys over girls.

37. Housewives have a hard time washing dishes, wiping tables and mopping floors.

38. Fashion should be bought, lipstick should be applied, mask should be applied, and women always like to dress up.

The TV is the wife's, the computer is the husband's and the rice cooker is the mother's.

40. Children are cute, husbands are handsome, and women always think so.

4 1. A good job needs a high salary. In order to support the family, men have a heavy burden on their shoulders.

Mandarin: Super funny Mandarin.

Phrases: Super funny rhymes 1. Fly to America in a hurry just to eat a hamburger; I have to say that I am the best actor when I meet a talent scout when I go out. How did these wonderful things happen? Dream!

2. Classification of students. Students who repeat grades are called: international students; Students with money at home are called gifted students; Students who doze off in class are called poor students.

3. Staring is a temper, and being beaten is the purpose. Although my arms are thin and explosive. Try it if you don't believe me!

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly girl's love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

I missed you secretly last night, and my dream was full of salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in my dream was a pillow of saliva.

6. Get the word in the dream, change guns for guns. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag

7. The taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; The taste of love: wine is easy to faint; The taste of marriage: tea, if you don't change it, the more you soak it, the weaker it will be. The taste of divorce: coffee, bitter but thought-provoking.

8. One thin and one fat two women meet. The thin woman said, if I were as fat as you, I would have died in the morning. The fat woman said: When I hang myself, I must use you as a rope.

9. The so-called finger-belly marriage means pointing to your girlfriend's belly and saying to your parents: Dad, Mom, we are getting married!

10. Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby. Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer. When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrot waist is small, people haha!

1 1. Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your face is so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

12. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

13. One year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend, and finally her girlfriend announced that she was getting married. The groom is the postman who delivered these letters to her.

14. The barber was chatting while helping the guests to shave their faces, and they were so excited that they didn't pay attention to shaving off the guests' eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: Stay! Barber: Alas! Why didn't you say so earlier? Shaved off!

15. Husband: Honey, I was fired. Because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't want to think, who dares to steal a tiger?

16. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: it is used to stew vermicelli!

17. Stop getting drunk. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting, are you a brother? Brother did it! !

18. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

19. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

20. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! !

2 1. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

22. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! !

23. It takes two people to applaud: the golden mean.

24. Crows in the world are generally black: halo effect.

25. Flies don't bite seamless eggs: generalize by one side.

26. Everyone is equal before opportunities: impossible.

27. People live and trees die: not necessarily.

28. If there is something, change it, and if there is nothing, add encouragement: killing people does not see blood.

29. In terms of qualifications, I have crossed more bridges than you.

30. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears: murder is even worse.

3 1. Snow in front of every sweeper: The world is getting worse and worse.

32. Time is like cleavage, there will always be squeezing; The generation gap is like cleavage. You don't know how deep it is until you plunge into it. Personality is like cleavage, you can only see part of others; Luxury goods are like cleavage, you can only look at them.

33. I am really anxious to get angry, deal with hot issues coldly, dare to face hardships, take a straight road to turn around, don't regret what happened in the past, don't compare with what happened in front of me, work wholeheartedly and protect my health wholeheartedly.

34. Those who have jobs have no right to engage in greening, those who have the courage to engage in culture, those who have money and no right to engage in corruption, those who have no self-styled popularity, those who have little or no liberalization goals, those who have no land to talk over their heads, and those who have only one child.

Healthy shunkouliu daquan

1. Garlic is a treasure. Eating regularly is good for your health.

Two apples a day, please bypass.

One date a day will make you live forever.

Walnut is a treasure in the mountains, which tonifies the kidney and strengthens the brain.

Iron can't come out without refining, and people are unhealthy without keeping in good health.

6. Carrots and ginseng; Eat regularly and keep mental state.

7. Tomatoes are nutritious, beautiful, young and less sick.

8. Cucumber is a treasure, and weight loss and beauty are indispensable.

9. Eating more celery is very useful for lowering blood pressure.

10. The more scallion dipping sauce, the fatter it is.

1 1. A bowl of mung bean soup in summer, detoxification and summer heat.

12. Eat three slices of ginger in the morning, such as ginseng chicken soup.

13. Women keep lotus roots for three days and men keep ginger for three days.

14. When the radish leaves the ground, the doctor will be fine.

15. Eat eggplant in October and starve to death.

16. If you don't eat green food for three days, you will see stars.

17. It is better to eat without meat, not to eat without soup.

Soup before meals is better than prescription.

19. Eat noodles and soup to avoid prescribing medicine.

20. Drink salt soup like ginseng soup in the morning and arsenic in the evening.

2 1. It is better to store it in a pot than to fill your stomach.

22. Leave a bite for every meal and live to ninety-nine.

23. Vegetarianism is good for your stomach.

24. No meat is better than no beans.

25. Eating bran rice is nutritious and healthy.

26. Eat well early, at noon and at night.

27. Overeating will make you sick, and regular quantitative can make you calm.

28. Eating in a panic and swallowing in a hurry hurt your appetite and intestines.

29. If you want to be strong, chew up your food.

30. If you want to be healthy, you will always be hungry.

3 1. Tears flow freely, and the disease naturally gets better.

32. The husband has tears, and the hero shed tears.

33. Sleep first, then sleep.

34. Medicine is not as good as heart.

35. Eat to support people and sing to support the heart.

36. People are childlike and young all their lives.

37. Smile, ten years old.

38. One day in San Xiao, life is hard to grow old.

39. Laugh often, and you will always be young.

40. Cry and cry to solve thousands of worries