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Teach you how to make trouble in a bridal chamber

Make trouble in the bridal chamber, we must tell you a super thunderbolt invincible method. ...

Number of participants: a dozen is enough.

Cost: depending on personal economic situation, it should be only a few dollars in the cheapest case.

Friendship: Be sure to keep a good friendship with the bride or groom, a guy with an old brand and good credit.

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Prepare in advance: Everyone buys a small alarm clock.

. Game method:

1. At the wedding reception, you must be smart and don't quarrel with the bride and groom. All cooperative attitudes can only cause a little trouble, even if there is one. You must let the bride and groom appreciate your condescension today.

After the wedding reception, pretend to be smart and ask to visit the new house (usually not rejected because of good behavior). Pay attention to the room where they are going to sleep that night! ! )

During the visit, a group of people are responsible for giving the bride and groom a rest and blessing them! Congratulations or something! ! Let them pay attention to the {talk group}

The rest of you, take out the small alarm clock you brought in, hide it in various places in the new house, and set the alarm clock time in advance. ........

(For example, 12: 00, 12: 40, 1: 30, 2: 10, 2: 30 ... etc.)

After all the arrangements are made, bless the bride and groom and leave the new house freely! ! ! ! !

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* * * * The bride and groom will look for an alarm clock on their wedding night. ......

* * * * Never forget! ! !

This is really poisonous. I have to get up in the middle of doing something to find the alarm clock.

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It would be better if there was a timer! !

19 ways to hinder the bride and the bride

In spring, many lovers have received little red books and entertained guests. The bright red ticket was put away, the thick money was sent out, the poor wallet became thinner and the rebellious mood jumped out. When the bride and groom are at the wedding ... hehe.

Provide 19 methods to deal with the bride and groom, and take them for yourself.

1. Put a spherical plasticine on the bride's hip, and then hang a jar on the middle belt in front of the groom. The bride bent down, and the groom rolled the spherical plasticine into a round sesame seed cake with a can. The groom should move his hips, back and forth, left and right, and get out. The bride must make a "ah-"sound.

2. This can also be changed to let the bride and groom sit opposite each other, let the bride exercise her hips, and roll out the plasticine of the groom with a can. But once, the groom's head must be tilted back. When looking up, everyone must prepare an alarm clock, adjust the time (it will ring every once in a while), and then hide the alarm clock in the new house. It will be lively at night, let the bride and groom find an alarm clock to make a noise all night.

3. Let the bride and groom pose with Arabic numerals 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters.

The groom hangs a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and asks her if it is delicious while eating.

5. Let the bride take something in her left hand, put it in from the groom's left trouser leg, and put it in the right trouser leg tube with her right hand.

6. The bride lies on her back, and the groom holds her head on both sides, doing push-ups face to face and kissing each other. :)

7. Push the bride and groom into bed and let them throw away 18 things ... You can stop when you see underwear.

8. Egg pushing: Put a raw egg in the bride's left sleeve, then let the groom pass through the clothes, bypass the chest, push it out from the right sleeve, then push it into the right trouser leg, and then push it out from the left trouser leg.

9. Tie a thin thread around the groom's waist and a small candy at the end. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back and swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist. The bride bent down and put the candy in her mouth between her legs, and it was a success. Kill alive ...

10. When my brother got married, two people were arranged to sit on a spittoon, face to face, each holding a marriage certificate, which read: "I am willing to get married. # RMB is used to ... love him (her) ...

1 1. They read the slogan of Wang Jinxi, the Iron Man: Be bigger, get up quickly, dig wells frequently and get more oil.

12. The groom hangs a chopstick from the back of his trousers and puts a beer bottle on the ground, which needs the bride's command. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? I answered it.

13. Holding each other and saying one hundred nicknames, they were very serious at first, and then all kinds of household appliances came out. (the simplest, the effect is quite good)

14. Two walnuts let the bride stuff into the groom's trouser legs. . Go straight ... kneel down and ask the bride: where are you? A: Knees! How many walnuts are there? A: Two! Ask again: which is bigger? A: The left hand (or right hand) is big! ... the bride will climb the walnut tree again ... somewhere. . Where were we? A: Yes. . . . . . Ask again: where are we? A: Yes. . . . . . The bride can be prompted until she speaks. . .

15. Ask again: How many walnuts are there? A: Two! Wrong, ask again until you have answered four! Ask again: How many big walnuts and how many small walnuts are there? . . Answer: two big walnuts and two small walnuts. . . Q: Why? . . . . Answer it and order it to exchange walnuts with its right hand. . . If you can't answer, put two big walnuts in and take out the small walnuts. . . Everyone can help with this action, and the tools are not limited. . . After that, leave.

16. Driving: How to play: Men and women sit in chairs face to face. . . A woman takes off her shoes and puts her right foot on a man somewhere. This is called stepping on the gas pedal. . . When a man puts his arm straight in two places, it is called holding the steering wheel. . . A man and a woman were behind, and two people were pushed and shoved respectively. When pushing a woman, she must simulate the sound of stepping on the throttle. . When "ri ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pushes a man, the man simulates honking the horn. . Bibi ~ ~ ~. . When men and women are familiar with each other, the people behind them will speed up the frequency. . . . I only heard the sound of two people falling down one after another: "Ribibi ... Ribibi ..."

17. Friends played before when they got married. Yes: the bride lies on her back in bed, and the groom holds her face to face. The program planner asked the bride to sing "We Workers Have Strength". You remember that revolutionary song. The key: change the "worker" to the groom's name, and then the groom will answer "hi"! Do push-ups at the same time. . . .

The scene at that time—

Bride: We XX have this right.

Groom: (doing push-ups) Hi!

Bride: Busy at work every day.

Groom: (panting and doing push-ups) Hi!

18. Add chopsticks (meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.

19. Rolling: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll it from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's XX is hard.