A: (singing) I heard a rooster crow in the morning, wow, wow, open the window to welcome the morning, birds and flowers, wow, today is another sunny day-

B: (Applause) It was really great!

A: OK?

Your singing reminds me of something.

A: What's this?

B: I often hear this kind of voice from patients with toothache. I wonder if I should call a doctor for you.

A: Thank you. I'm really sorry! Because I'm not sick.

B: Although your voice is not much better than that of a drake, I have made a new discovery from your state!

A: What's new?

I find that you seem very happy. I want to know what your happy event is.

A: Well, I really told you this time. I'm really happy recently. Although it is not a happy event, it is still a new harvest.

Oh, is there anything new? Could you tell me?

A: This-no, I have never told anyone.

B: You can't talk to me either?

Well-if you promise to keep a secret, I can tell you.

Yes, please.

A: I have already practiced!

B: Oh-huh? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

A: I-I have already practiced!

B: Excuse me, how old are you this year?

A: Twenty-one.

B: Twenty-one?

A: The other way around.

Well, you fell in love at the age of twelve. You're early!

You′re laying it on thick. I am still playing here.

B: Why, is there anyone earlier than you?

A: To tell the truth, not only there are, but also many people!

Do you have a fever?

A: What's the fever? It can be said that in our school, from the graduating class of middle school to the small class of kindergarten, morning exercises have become an atmosphere all over the campus.

B: What do you mean, it's still a common practice?

A: Of course, doing morning exercises is very meaningful. Our classmates, regardless of gender, regardless of size, are proud to join the ranks of morning exercises and ashamed to stay away.

How did this happen? How fresh!

A: This shows that you are a frog in the well and have too little knowledge.

Come on, do your parents know about your morning exercise?

A: I didn't know at first, but I knew later.

What is their attitude?

A: My mother didn't say anything, but my father was very supportive. He said, good boy, promising. Come on, come on, dad will give you two yuan to spend every day.

Why/

A: My dad says it's not easy for me to exercise early. This money is for my health.

Hey, how stupid is your dad?

Your father is so stupid!

B: well, let's not talk about it. Let me ask you one more time. Does the teacher know about your morning exercise?

A: Yes, to be honest, it was the teacher who introduced me to morning exercises.

B: So, your teacher supports you to practice early?

A: Of course. Of course.

When did your teacher run out?

A: Is it used up? What ran out? Run out from where?

From where? From a mental hospital?

A: Your teacher is mentally ill!

You don't believe it, do you? You don't want to think, if your teacher is not mentally ill, how could he do such a thing?

A: Is there anything wrong with that? Because of this, our teacher was praised by the superior leaders.

B: Did your superiors praise you? What's wrong with that? Is there a virus in the superior leader's mind?

A: You have a virus in your head. I tell you, although doing morning exercises is a good thing, the first trip is really hard to forget.

Oh, I am impressed.

A: That's right. At first, I heard that someone secretly did morning exercises, and I was envious.

B: Why do you envy everything?

This is called a hobby, you know? During those days, I often silently looked at those students who practiced early and always wanted to join them early, but I was afraid that they would say I couldn't, and I was even more afraid that they would laugh at me.

B: I don't think you should laugh at them. How can they laugh at you?

How can we join them? Look at them. How ambitious and happy they are.

B: I think they are all confused!

It is the teacher who is very careful. He finally found my mind, so he helped me enthusiastically and took the first step in morning exercise.

I've been possessed by a ghost ever since.

A: According to the method taught by the teacher, I got up at dawn the next morning.

B: it's really early

A: When I get dressed, I will run to the North Bridge 1500 meters away!

B: I made an appointment in advance, North Bridge,1500m. Listen, what are these? Dirty?

A: Not at all, because I made an appointment with my classmates the night before. I'll wait for you at North Bridge at 6: 30 tomorrow morning. Can I not be punctual?

B: Listen, time, place, people and events. What a pity!

A: On the first day, Li Yu was 3 minutes and 40 seconds late.

You are careful enough!

Although Li Yu was late, we were very happy.

What did you talk about?

A: We leaned against the railing of the bridge and watched the gurgling water under the bridge. He said that although today is our first time, I don't feel tired at all.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I'm not tired either. It's just unnatural to meet some acquaintances on the road.

Did you hear that? This guy seems decent!

A: You are shameless!

What did Li Yu say later?

Later, Li Yu encouraged me to say that it doesn't matter, just get used to it.

B: What a thick skin!

A: Later, we moved on, whether it was windy or rainy, whether it was worship-

Did you hear that? Either possessed or possessed. I don't rest on Sunday!

A: After more than a year of hard morning exercises, our physical fitness has been greatly improved.

B: You mean that early exercise can also enhance physical fitness?

A: Of course, in this year's sports meeting, Li Yu and I, who have never played before, won the top two in all events!

Wow, is it really that good to do morning exercises?

A: Of course, you can try if you don't believe me.

No, no, I'd better not try According to the teacher, puppy love not only delays learning, but also is not good for teenagers' physical and mental health. It seems that I don't know who to trust.

Your teacher is talking nonsense. Although I have practiced early, I have never delayed my study. And because of the improvement of physical fitness and energy, academic performance has also improved. And enter the top two in the final exam. Was rated as "three good students" by the school.

B: If you count your morning exercises, you will be a "Four Good Students"!

A: For this reason, I think it is a good habit to do morning exercises, and I am determined to stick to it all my life.

B: What? You can insist on doing morning exercises all your life. It's not called morning exercises when you reach the right age.

A: What's the relationship between morning exercise and age?

B: Why not? Children's falling in love is called puppy love, but it is not called puppy love in their twenties.

A: Oh, no, no, when I say morning exercise, I mean getting up in the morning for maternity leave. Where have you been?

Hey, long time no see. What happened to Yuri?

Li Yu is my good friend and my male classmate!

B: I'm sorry, this is a misunderstanding. I want you to talk to Li Yu about it. Can I have puppy love with you tomorrow?

That won't do!

B: Why?

Li Yu and I are good friends. Once you join, according to your idea, won't you become a third party?

B: Fuck you!