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Wutai Mountain written by Lu in Water Margin.
Lu made a scene in Wutai Mountain.

Don't worry. After that, Lu Da lived in this Zhao Waizhuang for five or seven days. Suddenly, one day, they were sitting around chatting in the academy, and suddenly they saw Jin Lao rushing to Zhuangshang Academy to meet Zhao and accept Lu. Seeing that no one was there, he said to Lu Da, "The benefactor is not the confidant of the old man, because the benefactor invited the old man upstairs to drink the wine the day before yesterday, and the members mistakenly listened to the newspaper, which led the Zhuang guests to make trouble in the neighborhood and then dispersed. Everyone was suspicious and talked about it." Three or four public servants came yesterday, and the neighbors inquired very closely, fearing that they would come to the village to catch the benefactor. What if there is any negligence? "When you get to the ground, go and get it yourself," said Lu Da. "Mr. Zhao said," If I stay here, I'm afraid some mountains are high and the water is low, and I'll be disappointed. "If you don't stay, a lot of dough will not look good. Zhao has a truth, but teaching this jurisdiction is foolproof enough to rely on, but I am afraid this jurisdiction will not. " Ruda said, "Our family is a damn person, but he has a place to live. Why not? " Foreign Minister Zhao said: "This is the best. More than 30 miles from here, there is a mountain called Wutai Mountain, and there is a Manjusri Academy on the mountain, which was originally the Manjusri Bodhisattva Dojo. There are five or seven hundred monks in the temple. They are wise elders and my brothers. My ancestors used to donate money in the temple, and they were the patrons of this temple, Tan Yue. I once promised to shave a monk in the temple. I have bought a Wuhua funeral home here, but no confidant has ever accepted this wish. If so, all the expenses will be prepared by Zhao. Are you really willing to become a monk? " Lu Da thought, "We should go this way now." Service road: "Since I am in charge outside, Cudgel would rather be a monk and only rely on the outside." At that time, it was a deal. I packed my clothes and satin gifts overnight and arranged them properly.

Get up early the next day, ask Zhuang Ke to choose, and they will take the road to see Wutai Mountain. After playing the cards, get to the foot of that mountain early. When Lutai saw Wutai Mountain, it was really a great mountain! But look:

Clouds cover the peak and the sun turns to the mountainside. Cragginess seems to touch the sky, and it intrudes into the Chinese dining table. Flowers and trees dance in the spring breeze in front of the rocks, and they spit fragrance in the dark; The vines at the mouth of the cave are covered with rain, and the tender line is upside down. Feiyun Waterfall, the shadow of the Milky Way is immersed in the cold moonlight; Cliff pine, iron bells shake the dragon's tail. The roots of the mountain stand at 3,000 boundaries, and the mountains are high for thousands of years.

Mr. Zhao and Mr. Lu Tihai took two sedan chairs, carried them up the mountain and sent the guests to report. Before arriving at the temple, there were already temples in Zhongdu and Jiansi coming out to meet them. They got off the sedan chair and sat down in the pavilion outside the mountain gate. Knowing this, the elders Zhizhen in the temple led the first seat and the waiter to meet them outside the mountain gate. Mr. Zhao and Mr. Lu Da came forward to salute, and Elder Zhen asked, "It is not easy for benefactors to travel far." Member Zhao replied: "There are some small things, come to the brake to meet." The mayor said, "Invite the abbot to tea." Mr. Zhao walked in front, and Lu Da followed. Look at that manjusri hall. This is really a great temple! But look:

The mountain gate invades Cuiling, and the Buddhist temple meets Qingyun. The bell tower is connected with the moon cave, and the pavilion peaks are opposite. The fragrant kitchen is even a spring, and all the monks are surrounded by haze. The abbot of the old monk is on the edge of the bullfight, in the clouds of the Buddhist temple. White-faced apes always offer fruits, and wooden fish knock on strange stones; Yellow deer hold flowers every day for the golden Buddha to attend the church. The seven-story pagoda meets Xiao Dan, and the holy monks come to the Great Temple.

At that time, Elder Zhen invited Mr. Zhao and Lu to the abbot. The elder invited the members to sit in the guest seat, and Ruda went to the next chair and sat in the meditation chair. The policeman called Luda and whispered, "How can you sit on the floor with the elders when you come here to become a monk?" Ruda said, "You don't have to abandon your family and children." Stand up and stand under the shoulders of the members. On the first seat in front, Na Wei, waiter, supervisor temple, capital temple, guest and secretary have two grades in turn. Zhuangke settled the sedan chair and moved the box into front of the abbot. "Why did you bring the gift again?" The elder asked. Many places in the temple are blasphemous. "Commissioner Zhao said," these small gifts are not enough to thank you! "Taoist priests and pedestrians have gone to clean up. Mr. Zhao got up and said, "One thing told the great monk in the hall: Zhao once had a wish to shave monks. He had a dictionary of official accounts, but he hasn't shaved them yet. Today, I have a cousin named Lu, who was born in the Han Dynasty in Kansai. Because he saw the hardships in the world, he was willing to abandon the customs and become a monk. Looking forward to the collection of elders, I am merciful. I looked at Zhao's thin face and shaved like a monk. I need everything, so I have to be prepared. I'm so glad to disturb Mr. Yucheng! When the elder saw this, he replied, "This is because of the entrance of the glorious old monk. It's simple. Please offer tea. "I saw the boy holding out the tea. After drinking tea, I took the lamp.

The real elder called the first one, Na Wei, to discuss shaving this person; Jiaojian Temple and Capital Temple arrange fast food. I saw the first monk go over to discuss with the monks: "This man doesn't look like a monk, but his eyes are dangerous." The monks said, "Zhike, please invite the guests to sit on the floor and we will discuss with the elders." When the guests come out, please invite Mr. Zhao and Mr. Lu to the guest house. The first monk said to the elder, "Only this monk is going to become a monk. He described it as ugly and looked fierce and stubborn. Don't scratch him, lest he wade through the mountain gate for a long time. " The old man said, "He is Mr. Zhao's brother Tan Yue. How can he remove his face? Wait for everyone, don't be suspicious. Let me see. " The elder lit a wick, sat cross-legged on the meditation chair, recited a spell and entered meditation. After smelling the incense, he came back and said to the monk, "Just shave his head. This person should be on the star, and his heart is straight. Although at present, the attack is complicated, but it will be clean after a long time, and the result is extraordinary. You are not as good as him. You can remember my words, don't rush. " "The elders are just defending their mistakes," said the first chairman. "We must follow him. If you don't remonstrate, it doesn't hurt to remonstrate him. "

The elder ordered fast food and invited an abbot, such as Mr. Zhao, to fast. After fasting, Jiansi made a meal. Mr. Zhao took out comprador information from the silver faction; While making monk shoes, robes, hats, cassocks and sacrificial vessels in the temple. It will be ready in a day or two. The elders chose an auspicious day, taught them to ring bells and drums, and let the crowd gather neatly in the Buddhist temple. Five or six hundred monks in cassock all crossed their hands as gifts under the Buddhist chair and were divided into two classes. Mr. Zhao took out silver ingots, gifts and incense and went to the throne to worship. The confession has been announced, and the children lead Lu to the throne. Na Wei taught Luda to divide her hair into nine types, except that she tied it with a towel. The net hair man shaved the whole area first, but waited for the moustache to be shaved. Ruda said: "It is better to leave these children at home." The monks couldn't help laughing. The real elders said from their thrones, "Listen to the masses." Read: "There is not an inch of grass left, and six roots are clean. I will shave them off with you to avoid competition. " The elder said a few words and drank, "Duh! Everything is shaved! " The clean hair was shaved with only one knife. Before the first one is presented to the throne, please ask the elder to give it a dharma name. Holding an empty decree in his hand, the elder said, "Smart is worth a thousand dollars, and the dharma is vast. I give you name and wisdom."

The elder gave him a name and handed over the decree. The secretary and monk filled out the edict and gave it to Lu to accept. The elders also gave him a cassock and taught him to dress deeply. Before the prison temple was led to the throne, the elders rubbed their hands at him and said, "First, we must convert to Buddhism, second, we must return to orthodox teachings, and third, we must return to respecting teachers and attaching importance to Taoism." This is the third return. Five commandments: first, don't kill, second, don't steal, third, don't commit adultery, fourth, don't be greedy for wine, fifth, don't talk nonsense. " Shen Zhi didn't know whether Zen promised or not, but said, "Cudgel, remember." All the monks laughed. After the memorial service, Mr. Zhao invited all the monks to sit in Yuntang, burn incense and set up a quick sacrifice. Monks, big and small, have their own congratulations. Du Temple led Lu to worship all his brothers and sisters, and then led him to the dense forest behind the Buddhist temple and chose a Buddhist temple to sit in. Nothing happened that night.

The next day, Mr. Zhao will go back and say goodbye to his elders. He can't stay. After breakfast, the monks were sent out of the mountain gate. Committee member Zhao put his hands together and said, "The elder is here, and the master is here. They are kind to everything. My brother Shen Zhi is a stupid and straightforward person. Sooner or later, he didn't show his manners. His words were blasphemous and he made a mistake that violated the rules. I hope he can forgive Zhao's unkindness. " "Don't worry, Mr. Yuan," said the elder. The old monk will slowly teach him to recite scriptures and mantras and do Taoist meditation. " "I will repay you in the future," said the member. In the crowd, Shen Zhi was called to the pine tree, and he paid in a low voice: "Dear brother, from today on, you can hardly be better than usual. Be careful in everything and don't trust too much. If not, it will be difficult to meet each other. Take care. Send your own clothes sooner or later. " Shen Zhi said, "You can do whatever you want without asking your brother." At that time, Mr. Zhao bid farewell to his elders and all the people in the sedan chair; He led the guests, sat in an empty sedan chair, and went home down the mountain with a box. Now the elder leads the monks back to the temple.

When he returned to the Buddhist temple in the jungle, he threw himself on the Zen bed and fell asleep. Two Zen monks on his upper and lower shoulders pushed him up and said, "No way. If you want to become a monk, why don't you learn to meditate? " Shen Zhi said, "What does sleeping at home have to do with you?" Zen yizi said, "Good!" Shen Zhi said with bare sleeves, "You can eat tuanyu at home. What are you talking about? " Zen He Zi said: "But it is bitter!" Shen Zhi said: "Tuanyu is big, fat, sweet and delicious, so it is' bitter'." Shoulder-to-shoulder Zen and Yizi ignored him and let him sleep by himself. The next day, I'm going to tell the elder that Zhi Shen Zhi is so rude. The first man advised him, "The elder said he was very successful. I can't wait for him, just defending my shortcomings. Nothing you can do can stop it. Don't be as knowledgeable as he is. " Zen moon and son are gone. When Shen Zhi saw that no one said anything about him, he turned over every night, drew a cross on himself, then fell asleep on the Zen bed, and his nose rang like thunder at night. Get up and wash your hands, make a fuss, just pee and shit behind the Buddhist temple, everywhere. The waiter said to the elder, "Zhi Shen is rude, and there is no monk. How can we find such a person in the jungle? " The elder shouted, "Nonsense! Look at Tan Yue's face, it will change in the future. " Since then, no one has dared to say.

Lu was in a temple in Wutai Mountain, but he didn't feel it for four or five months. Speaking of the weather in early winter, I thought deeply and quietly for a long time. On that day, the mystery was well done. Shen Zhi wore a piece of soap cloth, a crow green belt and a pair of monk shoes, and strode out of the gate. Xin walked to the pavilion halfway up the mountain and sat on the lazy stool with gooseneck, thinking, "What a dry bird! I used to drink good wine and meat and never leave my mouth every day. Now that I've taught my cudgel to become a monk, I'm starving. Mr. Zhao hasn't been sent anything to eat by cudgel these days, and the bird language in his mouth has faded. We have to get some wine sooner or later. " Just want to drink, I saw a man carrying a bucket in the distance, singing up the hill and covering the lid. The man came up with a tornado in his hand and sang:

Jiulishan as a battlefield, the shepherd boy picked up old knives and guns. The Wujiang River blows with the wind, just like Farewell My Concubine.

Shen Zhi watched the man come up with a bucket and sit on the pavilion. He also watched the man come to the pavilion and put down his bucket. Shen Zhi said, "Hey, man, what's in that bucket?" The man said, "Good wine!" Shen Zhi said, "How much is a barrel?" The man said, "Monk, are you kidding?" Shen Zhi said, "What are you playing with Cudgel?" The man said, "I'll take this wine and sell it only to Taoist firemen, straight hall, bearers and old wolves in the temple." The elders of this temple have made an imperial edict: But if we sell them to monks, we will all be punished by the elders, chase them to the capital and drive them out of the house. We are now locked in the capital of our temple, and now we live in our temple house. How dare we sell it to you? "Shen Zhi said," You really don't want to sell? " The man said, "kill me and don't sell it!" " Shen Zhi said, "Cudgel won't kill you, just ask you to buy wine." Seeing that it was not the head, the man picked up the bucket and left. Shen Zhi hurried down from the pavilion, holding a plaque in his hands and kicking it. The man squatted underground with his hands covered and couldn't get up for a long time. Shen Zhi lifted two barrels of wine from the pavilion, picked up the underground rotator, opened the lid of the barrel, and scooped up cold wine to eat. When nothing happened, two barrels of wine ate one. Shen Zhi said, "Dude, come to the temple tomorrow and ask for money. "The man just stopped the pain, fearing that the elders in the temple would know that he had ruined his clothes and rice, so he swallowed his words. How dare he beg for money? Divide the wine into two barrels, choose it, take it to the spinning wheel and fly down the mountain.

Only that sat on the pavilion for a long time, but the wine came up. I went down to the pavilion and sat on the pine root for half a rest, and the wine poured up. Shen Zhi took off his soap, wrapped his sleeves around his waist, revealing the embroidery on his back, and fanned his arms up the hill. But look:

Top-heavy, jealous; Lean forward and backward, stagger. Stumbling up the hill, like a crane in the wind; Swing back to the temple like a snake out of water. Designate the Heavenly Palace and summon Marshal Tian Peng; When you set foot in the underworld, you must bring a death warrant judge. Naked naked drunk demon king, set fire to kill monks.

Lu da looked at it and came to the foot of the gate. Two doors were seen from a distance, and they came to the foot of the mountain gate with bamboo grates. Stop him and shout, "You are a Buddhist disciple. Why did you come up the hill when you were drunk? " You must not be blind. You can see the news posted by the Treasury Bureau: Any monk who breaks the rules and eats alcohol must beat 40 bamboo sticks and drive him out of the temple. Even if the door condones the drunken monk to enter the temple, he must eat it ten times. Hurry down the mountain and save you some bamboo grates. "Shen Zhi became a monk for the first time, but he didn't change his old habits. He opened his eyes and scolded: "Straight mother thief! If you two want to fight, I will fight with you. " Seeing that the momentum was not good, a fly seemed to report to the prison hall, and a virtual bamboo grate stopped him. Shen Zhi walked by with his hand, holding up five fingers, and walked to the door with only one palm on his face, stumbling; But as he struggled, Shen Zhi punched again and knocked him down at the foot of the gate, just complaining. Shen Zhi said, "Cudgel your family and spare you this fellow." Stumbling into the temple. When the prison temple heard the news, it called Lao Lang, stoker, Naotang, bearers and thirty or twenty people, each holding a white wooden stick, and snatched it from the west porch, but they met Shen Zhi. Shen Zhi saw, shout at top of voice, but like a thunderbolt from the mouth, strode in. At first, they didn't know that he was an officer. Later, when they saw his fierce appearance, they all hurried back to the Tibetan temple and turned off the bright lights. Shen Zhi rushed into the stairs, punched and kicked, and opened the bright window. Thirty or twenty people were cornered, grabbed a stick and walked out of the Tibetan temple.

The prison temple quickly informed the elders. Hearing this, the elder quickly led three or five waiters to the porch and shouted, "Wisdom should not be rude!" " Although Shen Zhi was drunk, he recognized the elder, dropped his stick, went forward to ask, and pointed to the porch and said to the elder, "Shen Zhi ate two bowls of wine, but he didn't provoke them. They invited others to beat him." The elder said, "Look, I'm going to bed soon, but I'll tell you tomorrow." Lu said, "I don't care about the face of my elders, so I will kill your bald donkey!" " The elder asked the waiter to help Shen Zhi to the meditation bed, and he fell asleep. Many priests surrounded the elders and said, "The disciples who went to Japan once advised the elders. How's the weather today? There is room for this wild cat in this temple, and the rules are out of order! " "There are some cicadas at the moment," said the elder, "but there is nothing we can do if we have the results in the future. Forgive Mr Zhao for his sake. I'll call him tomorrow to complain. " The monks sneered, "What an unknown elder!" You can rest separately.

The next morning, after breakfast, the Presbyterian waiter went to the meditation room of the monk's hall to call Shen Zhi, who was still not up. When he got up, he walked out of the monk's hall in a straight robe and barefoot. The waiter was taken aback and drove out to find time, but he went to the back of the Buddhist temple and sprinkled shit. The waiter couldn't help laughing. He said with clean hands, "Go ahead, senior." Shen Zhi followed the waiter to the abbot. The old man said, "Although you were born a martial man, Mr. Tan has shaved your hair. I want to learn from you' no killing, no stealing, no lewdness, no drinking, no lying'. These five precepts are common sense of monks. Monks should not be greedy for wine yet. How did you get drunk at night? Knock on the door, hurt the scarlet quill pens in the Tibetan temple, and beat the firefighters away, shouting, why are you like this? " Shen Zhi knelt down and said, "I dare not this time. "The elder said," Since you became a monk, how did you break the prohibition first and then the rules? If I don't look for your benefactor Zhao outside, I'll kick you out of the temple! Then stop committing crimes! Shen Zhi got up and put his hands together and said, "No,no." The elder stayed in the abbot's room, arranged breakfast with him, and coaxed him. He gave Shen Zhi an exquisite cloth ruffle and a pair of monk shoes, and then returned to the monk's hall. Once upon a time, there was a wise man who wrote a slogan and only talked about wine. You did a good job. Tao is:

No one has ever said that wine is the root of all evil. I have a saying to describe the world.

Earth, water, fire and wind synthesize human beings, rice, water and alcohol.

Wine is silent in a bottle, and people are not drunk.

Who said I was drunk when I was a child? I have never heard of eating waxy food like a dog.

How to put down three cups and make the big four not your own!

A few people can't taste it, and a few people drink 300 barrels at a time.

There are also disillusioned fanatics and infallible gods.

The sage in wine is handed down by people, and the people are responsible for the country because of wine.

As the saying goes, wine does not make people drunk.

However, if you drink, you should not be full of joy. As the saying goes, "wine can succeed, and wine can fail." Even if you are timid, you will be bold at random, let alone a person with high sex.

Besides, I have been afraid to leave the temple gate for three or four months since I got drunk and made such a scene. Suddenly one day, the weather was fierce and warm, and it was in February. I left the monk's room, strolled out of the field outside the mountain gate, looked at Wutai Mountain and cheered once. I heard the tinkling sound at the foot of the mountain, and the wind blew the mountain up. Shen Zhi went back to the monk's hall, took some silver coins, put them in his arms, and walked down the hill step by step. When you saw the arcade with five blessed places, it turned out to be a market with about 500 or 700 families. When Shen Zhi visited the town, there were also meat sellers, vegetables sellers and noodle shops in the hotel. Shen Zhi thought, "What are you doing? I know where this place is, so I didn't take his bucket of wine to eat, so I came down to buy something to eat. I've been boiling water these days. I'll go and see if I can buy something to eat. " I heard a noise, but the blacksmith was striking the iron. On a door in the partition wall, it says "Father and Son Inn". When Shen Zhi walked to the front of the blacksmith's shop, he saw three people working while the iron was hot. Shen Zhi said, "What good steel do you have for the imperial edict?" When the blacksmith saw Lu's newly shaved cheek, he suddenly became short and bearded, and he was afraid of him for the first time. The servant stopped and said, "Please sit down, master. What do you want to do for a living? " Shen Zhi said, "The cuckoo needs a mord and a Buddhist monk's knife. I wonder if there is any good iron? " "I have some good iron here," the imperial edict said. "I don't know how many heavy mord sticks and Buddhist monk's knives Master will play, but I will pay separately." Shen Zhi said, "Cudgel only needs to hit 100 Jin." "It's heavy," the imperial edict said with a smile. Master, I'm afraid I won't fight. I'm afraid how can master make it move? Even Wang Guan's sword is only 8 1 kg. "Shen Zhi said anxiously," I'm not as good as Wang Guan. He's just one person. "People often say that a villain can only take forty or fifty Jin, which is very heavy," said the letter to be written. ""I tell you, "Shen Zhi said that compared with Wang Guan's sword, it is also 8 1 kg. "Master," said the imperial edict, "it's no use being fat. Depending on the villain, just give the 62-catty water mill mord to Master. Don't blame the villain if you can't move. The monk's knife has already been said, and there is no need to pay extra. The villain uses very good iron for his own use. " Shen Zhi asked, "How much does it cost for two families? The imperial edict said, "If you don't bargain, you really need five taels of silver." . Shen Zhi said: "I depend on you for five taels of silver; If you play well, you will be rewarded again. A letter to Yin wrote: "The villain hit here." . Shen Zhi said, "I have some broken silver here. I'll buy you a bowl of wine. "Master," the imperial edict said, "I am very comfortable. I can't be with you, but I am busy with some life. "

Shen Zhi out of the blacksmith's house, walked less than 30 or 20 steps, and saw a son who was intoxicated with alcohol and picked it out on the roof. Shen Zhi lifted the curtain, sat down in it, knocked on the table and shouted, "Bring the wine!" " "The owner of the wine shop said," Your lordship will suffer less. The house where the villain lives also belongs to the temple, and so does the capital. The elder once made an imperial edict: but if young people sell wine and eat with monks in the temple, they must chase the young people's money and drive them out of the house. Therefore, we can no longer blame them. "Shen Zhi said," I didn't say this is your home. The shopkeeper said, "Don't mess around. Master, eat somewhere else. Don't be surprised. " Shen Zhi had to get up and say, "I ate somewhere else, but I came to talk to you. "A few steps out of the store, I saw a wine flag and picked it out in front of the door. Shen Zhi kept coming in, sat down and shouted, "Master, sell me the wine quickly. "The shopkeeper is humane." Master, you are ignorant. The elders have an imperial decree, you know, but you have come to spoil our clothes and meals. "Shen Zhi refused to leave for three transgressions of five times, where he is willing to sell. Zhishen knew whether he should agree or not, so he got up and walked again. Even three or five stores refused to sell. Shen Zhi wanted to think. If he doesn't make sense, how can he drink? Far away in the depths of apricot blossoms, at the end of the market, a family picked a grass broom. When Shen Zhi went there to see it, it was a small hotel beside the village.

Shen Zhi walked into the shop, sat by the window and shouted, "Master, monks used to buy bowls of wine." The trafficker took a look and said, "Monk, where are you from?" Shen Zhi said, "I am a wandering monk, and I want to buy a bowl of wine when I pass by." The trafficker said, "Monk, if I were a master in Wutai Mountain Temple, I wouldn't dare to sell it to you." Shen Zhi said, "The cuckoo is not. Please sell the wine quickly. " When the businessman saw this state, he said in different voices, "How much wine do you want?" "Don't ask much," Shen Zhi said. "You just want to sieve the big bowl." After eating about a dozen bowls, Shen Zhi asked, "What kind of meat do you have? There are plates to eat. " The banker said, "Some beef has come early and has been sold out." Shen Zhi smelled a smell of meat. When he walked out of the clearing, he saw a dog cooking in a casserole by the wall. Shen Zhi said, "You have dog meat at home now, why don't you sell it to me?" The banker said, "I'm afraid you are a monk. If you don't eat dog meat, I won't ask you." Shen Zhidao: "This is Zanjia's money." He handed the money to the dealer and said, "You can sell me half of it." The banker quickly took half a piece of cooked dog meat, mashed some garlic and put it in front of Shen Zhi. Shen Zhi was overjoyed. He pulled dog meat with his hand, dipped in garlic and ate more than a dozen bowls of wine. I'm slippery. I just want to eat, so I won't live there. Shocked, the dealer shouted, "Monk, just the ground!" Shen Zhi opened his eyes and said, "Cuckoo won't eat your food for nothing. What is it to you? " The dealer said, "How much?" Shen Zhi said, "Bring another bucket." The dealer had to scoop another bucket. When Shen Zhi didn't move, he ate this barrel of wine again, leaving a dog leg and putting it in his arms. As he was leaving the door, he added, "You can eat more money tomorrow." Scared the dealer dumbfounded and at a loss. I saw him looking up at Wutai Mountain.

Shen Zhi went to the Mid-Mountain Pavilion, sat for a while, and the wine fell down. He jumped up and said, "I haven't dragged my feet for a long time. I'm sleepy, so I can take a few trips at home." I got off the pavilion with two sleeves in my hand, up and down, left and right, once. So much so that Li Fa, who had only one arm, leaned on the pavilion column and heard a scratching sound, which broke the pavilion column and collapsed half the pavilion. The door rang halfway up the mountain. When he looked up, he saw that he was rushing up the mountain step by step. Two doors shouted, "Bitter! This beast is very drunk, but he can close the mountain gate and bolt it. " When I only opened it from under the door, I saw Shen Zhi grab the door, shut it, and then shook his fist like knocking at the door. How dare you open two doors? Shen Zhi knocked, turned around, looked at King Kong on the left and shouted, "You big bird, you didn't knock for me, but you scared me with your fist. I have to be afraid of you. " Jumped on the platform, pulled out the barbed wire, but pulled it out like an onion; Pick up a piece of broken wood and hit it on King Kong's leg, and the mud and color are removed. The door opened and said, "Bitter!" We must inform the elders. Shen Zhi waited for a while, then turned and looked at King Kong on the right. He shouted, "You are such a big mouth." He jumped over the pedestal on the right and hit King Kong twice on the foot, only to hear a loud noise. The statue of King Kong fell from the pedestal, and Shen Zhi laughed with a broken piece of wood.

Two men went to report to the elder, and the elder said, "Don't mess with him, go by yourself." I saw the first monk, the prison temple, the capital temple and all the monks who were supposed to serve came to see the abbot and said, "This wild cat was so drunk today that it broke the King Kong at the foot of the Mid-Levels Pavilion and the mountain gate. What should we do? " The elder said, "Since ancient times, the Emperor has avoided drunkards, not to mention the old monk. If King Kong is broken, please ask his benefactor Mr. Zhao to build a new one. When the pavilion was knocked down, he was asked to repair it. It's up to him. " The monks asked, "King Kong is the master of the mountain gate. How can he change? " "Don't say you broke King Kong," the old man said. "Even if you break the third statue in the temple, you have no choice but to avoid him. Did you see the murder the day before yesterday? " When the monks came out to see the abbot, they all said, "Good elders! Don't open the door, just listen inside. " Shen Zhi shouted outside: "Zhi Niang's naked donkey, when you don't let your family into the temple, please light a fire outside the mountain gate and burn the bird temple!" Hearing this, the monks had to ask the gate to be bolted and let the wild animals in. If you don't open it, let it. Doors had to twist their feet and hands, dragging their ties, and Fei seemed to hide in the room, and all the monks avoided each other.

It turned out that it was a hard push with the hand, and it was eaten. Get up, touch your head and go straight to the monk's hall. When they arrived at the selected Buddhist field, Zen He Zi was sitting in the meditation room. When they saw Shen Zhi lift the curtain and get in, they were all taken aback and bowed their heads. I'm so smart that when I get to the meditation bed, my throat giggles and I vomit when I look at the ground. All the monks couldn't smell the bad smell and said, "Good!" Cover your mouth and nose. Shen Zhi vomited once, lying on the Zen bed, untied his belt, tore off all the straight belts, and took off his dogleg. Shen Zhi said, "Well, I'm hungry!" Eat whatever you pull. When the monks saw it, they all covered their faces with sleeves, and the two Buddhist monks stayed away from it. Seeing that he was avoiding, Shen Zhi tore off a piece of dog meat, looked at his head and said, "You too." The first monk covered his face with two sleeves. Shen Zhi said, "You won't eat it." When Zen Hezi, who looked down at the meat, put the meat in his mouth, the monk hid, but stayed under the Zen bed. Shen Zhi grabbed his ear and stuffed the meat in. When four or five Zen masters jumped out of bed to persuade him, Shen Zhi skimmed the dog meat and raised his fist. When he comes to the bald head, he will peel it off and chisel it. All the monks shouted to get their clothes from the cupboard. This kind of yelling is a big breakup. Where is the first place where people are forbidden to live?

Shen Zhi kept beating the generals out, and most Zen believers hid outside the corridor. Without telling the elders about their knowledge, Jiansi and Dushi called a group of serving monks and lit them. Taoist firemen, Zhitang and bearers all rushed into the monk's hall with sticks and forks and wrapped their heads with towels with all their strength. Seeing this, Shen Zhi let out a cry and rushed into the monk's hall without any equipment. Knock down the altar in front of the Buddha, kick out two legs and knock the generals out of the hall. But look:

My heart is burning and my quarrel is like thunder. Exhale eight or nine feet, spit out three thousands of feet spirit. I couldn't help killing people, and I opened my eyes wide. Straight on the rampage, such as arrows on the cliff, tigers and leopards; Rush forward and then rush forward, like a jackal jumping into a stream with a gun. It is also difficult to expose the emperor directly, that is, King Kong must hand it over.

At this time, the two legs of the table were swung and the generals were beaten out. Many monks saw that he was ferocious and dragged sticks back to the porch. Shen Zhi's legs hit the ground and rolled into the future. The monks closed it twice before. Wisdom is deeply angry, which means attacking the east and the west, guiding the north, and sparing only both ends. At this time, Shen Zhi went straight to the bottom of the Dharma Hall, only to see the elder shouting: "Shen Zhi must not be rude, and all monks should stop fighting." Dozens of people were injured on both sides. When they saw the elder coming, they retreated. When Shen Zhi saw the crowd dispersed, he left the foot of the table and called, "Elder, it's up to the cudgel." At this time, the wine has already woken up at seven or eight o'clock. "Shen Zhi," the old man said, "you have killed the old monk. I was drunk once before and disturbed a scene. I taught your brother Mr. Zhao. He wrote a book and talked to all the monks. This time, you were too drunk and rude, broke the rules, collapsed the pavilion and broke King Kong. It depends on him. You startled all the monks and left the hall. This crime is not small. I, Manjusri Bodhisattva Dojo in Wutai Mountain, a place where incense has been clean for thousands of years, how can I tolerate your filth? You come with me to the abbot for a few days, and I'll arrange a place for you. " Shen Zhi went to the abbot with the elders. At the same time, the elder ordered all the monks to keep the Zen guests and then go back to the monk's hall to meditate. The injured monk will die. The elder led wisdom to the abbot and rested all night.

The next day, Elder Zhen consulted with the first building and said, "I'll collect some silver dollars and give them to him. Tell him to go somewhere else, but let Mr. Zhao know first. " The elder immediately wrote a letter asking two Taoist priests in Zhitang to go to Waizhuang in Zhao Yuan and say that they knew what they were doing and waited for the report. Mr. Zhao read this book, but it will be good. Back in the book, he bowed to the elder and said, "Zhao will immediately repair the broken King Kong and Pavilion. Shen Zhi was sent by the elders. " The elder brought the book back, told the waiter to take a soap cloth, a pair of monk shoes and twelve taels of silver, and called Shen Zhi in the room. The elder said, "Shen Zhi, it was a mistake that you got drunk and made trouble in the monk's hall. This time you got drunk again, broke the King Kong, collapsed the pavilion, and rolled up the hall to make a Buddhist temple selection. Your sin is not light; And wounded all the Zen guests. I'm a monk here. It's a quiet place. It's not good for you to do so. For your sake, Zhao, let's settle down with your book. I believe you will be safe here. I came to see it at night and sent you four words, which will be used for life. " Shen Zhi said, "Where did Master teach his disciples to settle down and settle down? I am willing to listen to the teacher. " The real elder pointed out these words and went to this place. There is a difference in teaching: this person smiled and waved a mord to fight the heroes of the world; Anger to stop the knife, cut the traitors all over the world. Zhijiao: It is called Saibei 3000 Li, which proves that it is the first state in the south of the Yangtze River.