What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples?

April 1 day is April Fool's Day every year, and some people will confess their favorite TA on April Fool's Day. If the confession succeeds, they can be together. If the confession is unsuccessful, they can say Happy April Fool's Day and continue to be friends. So what are the April Fool's jokes for them?

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples? 1 1. I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! Your fiery passion will always be on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

I miss you all day, and how many dreams haunt me. I love you month after month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

3, tell you a secret, fool people, you don't understand when you are stupid, and you have been fooled when you understand. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, you must not be as knowledgeable as the people on earth!

4. 1 April Fool's Day is coming, I know it's your favorite holiday, but don't just care about yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

Recently, your good luck has piled up like a mountain, your salary has tripled, and you are waiting in line for peach blossoms and scud, and you are not involved in the line. Alas, April Fool's Day only happens once a year. Have a good dream. I hope you can't find the north in your dream!

6. Right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"the dog is good and will take you for a walk." Happy April Fool's Day!

9. What happened? When you dial the mobile phone, you are prompted to call a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!

10, now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. Happy April Fool's Day!

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples? 2 1. My name is incredible, also called teasing you. My nickname is silly, and you are not comfortable with foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Every time I see your beautiful image and your big watery eyes, my heart beats faster, my breath becomes shortness, and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

When the weather is cold, I will give you a considerate brand thermal underwear, put on a caring brand sweater, put on a warm brand cotton-padded coat and tie a happy belt. I can't believe you don't look like a … Zongzi dressed like this!

4. The five internal organs belong to five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lung belongs to gold, the kidney belongs to water, and the spleen belongs to soil. I did the math for you. It turns out that your five elements are short of fire and gold. No wonder you haven't invited me to dinner for so long. So you are heartless! Ha ha!

5, learn to be rude, roll and roll, stay and stay; Learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent; Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. I wish you all the best in your life.

6. I miss you, your red hands, your face as red as an apple, your mouth as rosy as jade, and the tenderness and thoughtfulness of your confidante. I miss you and I can't remember who you are. April 1 Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and you shook your head and looked at the sky in the coolness of September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind you and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give me your blessing quickly. Idiot!

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

9. Festivals are just a cover for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day. After all, everyone wants to be relaxed and happy. Don't take it seriously if it's not too much.

10, if I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples? 3 1. In learning, we should pay attention to "truth"; At work, we should also pay attention to "truth"; In life, we should also pay attention to "truth"; In terms of entertainment, we should pay more attention to "truth"; Finally, the "true" heart tells you that today is April Fool's Day!

2, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; Happy ever after, useless; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun together!

3. Fools send text messages and laugh happily; There is no way to overcome being spoofed and playing dumb. With so many friends, it is not common to fool around, just because of April Fool's Day, happy to make excuses! Send you a happy reason, I wish: April Fool's Day is "stupid" fast!

Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is, fool others, entertain ourselves, let some people get happiness first, then eliminate all unhappy people, and finally realize happiness together. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

5. You have red enthusiasm, orange liveliness, black calmness, blue melancholy, green vitality, gray peace, purple romance, white elegance and yellow heart. No wonder people named you "Little Goat"!

6. Enjoy the warmth of life and cherish everything you have. Every second of the atom's joy, feel every minute of happiness, create every moment of excitement, and cherish every beautiful moment. Friend, I wish you happiness!

7. Sometimes I envy you. I eat when I open my eyes and sleep when I close my eyes. I have no worries and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry stomachs with your life! Salute to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I know I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me". Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not pay taxes; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, a mouse is bolder. 1 Just say that I do weightlifting exercises with a mousetrap every day. The second one said that I smoke rat poison every day as XX. The third turned around and the other two asked where you were going. He said I was going home to fuck my cat.

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for you and your lover? 4 1. Time is amazing. There will be no signal in the sun because of the strong ions in the sun recently. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better! Happy holidays!

2, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Wish you a happy holiday!

3. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the text message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

4. There is a kind of love called Xiang Yu's concubine, a kind of spirit called Shan Yu Palace, a kind of fairy tale called mermaid dream, a kind of short message called happy fool, and a kind of communication called learning to make you more stupid. When you read countless small jokes, I hope this short message will make you laugh again.

5. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The doctor said, "Take 10,000 tablets before going to bed, or you will sleepwalk and kill people or commit suicide at night. Really, you have to believe it.

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Today is April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... No, the beauty has run away ... I said you ran away, you still pressed ... idiot, you still pressed ... Alas, it's really gone! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1 1. The United Nations Festival Committee published a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; Second, dull; Third, often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Being stupid is also an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

1, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

15, every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples? 5 1. They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you accept it? It's all under my feet

I want to tell you a secret. Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.

I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

7. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

8. I said: You are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

9. Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and reading information is a fool. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!

What April Fool's jokes are suitable for couples? 6 1, shoelaces are loose.

2, xxx I like you.

The teacher wants you to go to the office.

4. get married today

5, actually pregnant.

Tonight is my treat.

7. I took the bill off.

8. The boss wants you to go to the office.

9. Someone is calling you at the door.

10, next, I'm downstairs.

1 1, I'm getting married, and you have to pay for it.

12, milk tea is 50% off today.