Plot: Liu Zhenglan

Starring: Huang Dagu

Daoju: Jin Hong and Zhang Xia.

Actor: proprietress-played by Li Ping

Salesman-played by Liu Zhenglan

Girl-played by Jin Hong

Mom A- played by Zhang Xia.

Super daddy-played by Huang Dagu

Extras-all industry representatives, dealers, etc. Changde business department

Friendly guest-Zhang Xia's 4-month-old baby

The proprietress waved and retreated into the room, saying, "OK, OK, I'll call you if you need this product!" " "

Turn around and say: business is sluggish these days, and products are not easy to sell, all because the quality is not high. What do you think is wrong with me now? (All colleagues in the viewing booth of Changde Sales Department replied in unison-"annoying"! ) Oh, it's so difficult to open a maternal and infant shop these days, and the quality of the products is uneven. Finding a good brand is like finding an object. No, I just sent another salesman away, saying that he was selling some diapers of aerospace brand, and they were made in Hong Kong. You really said that if the astronauts of Shenzhou VI and Shenzhou VII put on this diaper, it would be quite delicious. I accidentally left you a diaper in the sky. I dare not sell these miscellaneous brands! Don't affect my image of "Xiangbei Sales Department". Hey ... (sit down, read the newspaper and have tea). A sign on the table reads-Xiangbei Business Department Maternal and Child Supplies Store.

Salesman: (the salesman said as he came on stage with Bao Chaoneng in his hand): I just got kicked out by the previous one. Today, it has been ranked 16, and it has been defeated repeatedly. However, the company has a heavy task and is still holding the team market this month. I can't do it if everyone is competing. Did you get the text message on your mobile phone? Why don't I read it to you? Listen or not? (All the staff of Changde Sales Department said in chorus under the stage-listen! It is said that a Unicom salesman committed suicide because of a company task, and his family was particularly sad. After three days of mourning, the salesman suddenly woke up, and his family was very surprised. However, the employee woke up and cried that Unicom was too rich, and even bribed Rebecca to drive me back from the underworld. The life and death book also specifically States: "I can't finish the task, I can't die!" " Oh, I want to regroup and start over. No, there is a maternal and infant shop in front of me. What's its name? Xiangbei sales department Wow, it's such a big shop. I think so. Go in and have a look.

(Turning to enter the door): Hello, boss! Busy? !

Boss: Hello, diapers again? Hehehe, there are not many consumers these days, but many salesmen. Today, the salesman selling milk powder alone has 17. You are the 18 salesman who came to my place to sell diapers!

Shop assistant: Then I really came to the right place today. There are many people here, which shows that your business here is doing well, and my colleagues all see it.

Hello, I am the diaper business representative of Xiamen Trading Co., Ltd. of Hengan Group. My name is Liao Bushi (open the famous film with "Liao Bushi" ordering phone number 10086 for the audience to see), and my colleagues call me diaper.

Wife of shop-owner: Hehe, your name is quite interesting. Presumably your parents want you to be a talented poet, but now it's not bad: you have become a diaper seller! Just sit with your poetic name for a while. Oh, a cup of tea on a hot day?

Girl ... tea!

The girl ran to the stage with an "ah" and handed a bottle of white water black tea.

Shop assistant: Thank you. Hey, I've seen some aerospace brand diapers, but I haven't seen white black tea. Everything is available these days, but seeing this black tea suddenly reminds me of a story: a candidate was stumped by a fill-in-the-blank question in the examination room to fill in a "discount" and suddenly saw the bottle of black tea he had just bought on the table. By the way, isn't there a word "thank you for your patronage" in black tea, and the word "Hui" comes? Excited, I opened it and saw another bottle and fainted on the spot! Haha digression digression, the proprietress will introduce you first.

The product of our company, this is the diaper produced by our Hengan company. Our company is a professional manufacturer of daily chemical products such as diapers, sanitary napkins and paper towels. In 2009, the total sales exceeded 654.38+000 billion. In this industry in China, we are the absolute boss!

(The proprietress listens absently while reading the newspaper. )

Salesman: Boss, what are you thinking?

Boss: I want to help Pampers. You see, people advertise on TV every day, and now this advertisement is actually in the newspaper. The proprietress points a newspaper at the shop assistant. )

Shop assistant: Forget it. I'll introduce you to a new friend. Anerle can suck diapers. Pampers sell well, but the market is too chaotic and the profit is not high. Forget it!

Son-in-law: That's right. Pampers' profit is really not high. So tell us something about you. What? ......................................................................................................................................

Salesman: Our product is super-leveraged, and it has no other characteristics, but it has good suction. The slogan of our super absorbent product is: (The audience below asks all colleagues in Changde Sales Department to answer) It is super absorbent. You see, everyone knows, but you don't know. Now you have just upgraded the second generation, and the suction has even been upgraded. An Erle's super suction is a reality! This product is produced by Fujian Hengan Company, the largest daily chemical company in China. By the way, do you know that there is a bug in the American aerospace brand diapers that have been making a lot of noise in the newspaper some time ago? This aerospace brand diaper was defeated by the super suction of Hengan Company.

Boss: Really? ! This company is so powerful? Why didn't you come earlier? ! I want to find a well-known domestic brand with reliable quality and support domestic products. We are all from China.

(The salesman hands over the product information of Anerle, and the boss looks at it carefully. )

Mommy A: (holding a 4-month-old baby on the stage) Our baby used to use 8 diapers a day, but now it needs to change 8 diapers a day, which is troublesome! It's okay now. With Anerle, you only need to change diapers three times a day, which has great suction and makes your baby comfortable. Really, you sleep till dawn and don't wet your bed in the middle of the night!

Boss, do you sell Anerle super absorbent diapers here?

Wife of shop-owner: Huh? Super suction ... yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just sold out. Look: the salesman is here to replenish the goods. Have you used it before? How about this diaper?

Mom A: Thanks to Anerle, our baby is very healthy now. He slept well. I'm sure he can suck diapers!

Shop assistant: Hey hey, I was right. I can suck diapers. I know everything I have used!

Super Daddy: (The sign of "Super Daddy" is hung on his chest, followed by the sign of "Applause", and he comes on stage with a sad face) Hey, boss, it's so lively. I finally managed to squeeze in some time to do some shopping today. (Looking up and seeing Mommy A) Hey, Sister Zhang, you left so fast that you came. I chased your ass for a long time, but I didn't catch up. Why do you walk so fast with a baby in your arms?

Mommy A: I, our baby, use super absorbent diapers every day, and don't cry or make trouble. She sleeps well, so I can often hold her shopping!

Super daddy turned to the boss: I've been worried to death recently. My baby wets the bed every day, and it is still very noisy during the day. As a result, our daughter-in-law ran back to her family for help, and the little guy used up all the diapers at home, one pack a day. I didn't have time to buy a pack of diapers until our baby went to bed. It was not easy. Do you have any useful diapers here?

Boss: Why don't you try the super sucker? (As he said, he handed him a bag of super absorbent samples from Super Dad.)

Super daddy: Super sucker? Is it useful?

Boss: Don't ask. You'll know when you use it ...

Mom A to Super Dad: Oh, it's so hot. I use a super sucker. Hey, it really deserves our baby. If you want to make your baby's ass better, give him a super sucker every day.

Shop assistant: Super sucker. See you every day! Super smoker, good baby, good me! People often use it, don't they?

Super daddy: Then I'll buy a pack of super absorbent diapers. (All actors on the stage imitate melatonin advertisements hand in hand, jumping and reading neatly) Super suction, super suction, super suction, super suction! No gifts this Mid-Autumn Festival, no gifts, no gifts, only super-sucking, super-sucking!

Shop assistant: Boss, do you still want Pampers?

Boss: What is Pampers? I completely forgot. Xiao Liao: Thank you for bringing me such a good product today. You are the best salesman I have ever seen. I think your company's diapers should also be the best diaper company. ...

Shop assistant: Hehe, we had a good time-there is no best, only better! That proprietress! Our delivery truck is at the door. Shall we help you unload two or three pieces?

Wife of shop-owner: Just two pieces.

Shop assistant: OK, Mr. Xu will deliver the goods. .

Mr. Xu and Mr. Xu ran to the stage and opened the banner printed with "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to all employees of Xiangbei Sales Department of Heng 'an"!

Curtain call, all the actors are out.