"the legendary swordsman" is a large-scale comedy reality show launched by Dragon TV 20 14. Many talented comedians gather here, and ordinary people from all walks of life bring you various forms of performances to create a top comedy feast in China. There was a time when Brother Liangpi's lines were humorous, so let 365 Quotations Network share the legendary swordsman's classic lines with you.

Cold rice noodles brother's quotations, every sentence is classic

Quotation 1: Who moved the vendor's cheese?

Buy me a bowl of cold rice noodles and ask me for eight bowls of peppers.

It's not that I didn't give it to him. The problem is that I gave it to him and he kept asking me for it.

Hey, just ask me for it, ask me for it, ask me for it, ask me for it, make a fuss,

Grain and oil are also very expensive.

Seasoning is more expensive,

In fact, everything is expensive,

That's the most expensive pepper,

Look, you have an extra spoon,

He also ate an extra spoonful,

In the long run, I will lose weight with a bang.

The passing god of wealth has been chatting with me.

No matter how much it costs, it still has to be paid.

Quotation 2: A New Explanation of Hunger Marketing

You see, if you take a few pieces for each bowl of cold rice noodles, you will get an extra bowl in a few minutes. If the weight is not enough, customers will be hungry. Isn't this hunger marketing?

Quotation 3: bean jelly from the stars

Watch Korean dramas, eat bean jelly,

This image became a heartthrob,

And Wang Feng, for Zhang Ziyi,

Better than you on the star, bar drop.

Quotation 4: Teacher Xiao Gang can hold Liu Yiwei's hair and pick up Song Dandan.

Eating a bowl of cold rice noodles every meal will make you more powerful, and you can hold your hair and weigh yourself. Then shall we ask Xiao Gang to hold Liu Yiwei's hair and weigh Song Dandan?

Quotation 5: What if you eat ten bowls of cold rice noodles every meal?

Then we experts can't help asking: "If we eat ten bowls of cold rice noodles every meal, what will happen?" After our consistent research, we came to a conclusion. You must remember that eating ten bowls of cold rice noodles every meal will suffocate you.

Reward: touching lines

Lyrics written by Brother Liangpi to his autistic son:

Baby, you shut yourself in your room,

Leave mom and dad a rainy day,

You left out every simple word,

It's really hard to call dad,

You are an angel, but you landed on the earth,

God didn't give you a human emotional line,

Because of the inseparable blood relationship,

Dad is willing to pay until he closes his eyes.

You are an angel, but you landed on the earth,

God didn't hear dad's wish,

If this wish can't come true, dad won't close his eyes until he dies.

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