2. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.
3. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he 10 went out to work at the age of 0 and provoked the burden of the family. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.
4. Heroes don't ask the source, but love the speed of finding me.
At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.
6. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.
7. My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.
8. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!
9. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
10, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
1 1, is it hot? It will be cold on Qixi Day.
12, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.
13, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.
14. If you don't like me, you can choose to hit me or pretend to be blind.
15, you say cold, I say cold.
16, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
17, the most serious injury is that the weather is cold and I have no money in my pocket when I go out!
18. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.
19. There used to be a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.
20. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away.
2 1, as old as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one.
22. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?
23. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.
If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
25. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.
26. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.
27, sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.
28. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.
29. I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.
Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.
3 1, missed, is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.
32, this is really too hot, I want to find someone to fight for a few days.
There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.
34. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.
35. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.
36. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.
37. When I came home from college holiday, my mother cooked me a good dish. My father: Eat freely and make yourself at home!
38. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.
39. I am really lucky. I am grateful to know these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive the Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year. I still don't have a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.
40, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.