2. Time can really dilute everything. Come on, congratulate me. Cheers.
3. Opportunities rained down on me. But I avoided them one by one.
4. The feelings of the year of the pig and the month of the horse in junior high school have long been left in form.
5. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the end. Walking together on the road has already lived a lifetime.
6. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.
7. That's right! I just love Ceng Xiaoxian! You bit me!
8. ipartment is not a place, but an era.
9. Another cuckold. It seems that your greening is good!
1. Love is only a light year away. The four monsoon comes, and this life is a companion.
11. All the noise in the world is floating clouds, but the tranquility in the book is eternal.
12. We are two promising young people who fly their dreams on New Year's Eve.
13, the most professional apology, pay attention to face to face, with eyes to express regret.
14. I want a treasure map. You give me a map, huh? Is this still a map of the world?
15. You are dressed in disguise and have ulterior motives. You can be completely defined as a * * molecule!
16. I don't mean that you will die today, but it may be tomorrow.
17. I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.
18. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
19. We are a group of aspiring young people who are about to fly their dreams in the streets on New Year's Eve.
2. It's not terrible to die. It's terrible to sit here and wait for death.
21. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
22, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
23, the key is not what you think, but how you do it.
24, you must give me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
25. It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda.
26. Oh, it is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God!
27. Having a grave after death finally makes up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
28. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.
29. If you step on a banana peel and slip, keep stepping on it until it is rotten.
3. I've seen many bitches, but I've never seen you so mean.
31. As the saying goes, if you freeze for three feet, you can't thaw it unless you are in a microwave oven.
32. I thought I was a god, able to settle myself and be universal.
33. How can you say that he is out of his mind? The premise is that you must also have a brain.
34. If she were a beauty, I grew up smoking gas!
35. There are three kinds of people in the world, women, men and women doctors.
36, Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow.
37. Youth is like the rising sun, and there is no room for a moment's neglect.
38, bet with me, not what you want, but what I have.
39. Guan Gu's magic: If pregnancy is naughty, it's farting to cut yourself off!
4. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast.
41. You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.
42. Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
43. We are two young people who are standing on the street and are about to fly their ideals.
44. When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is unnecessary.
45. Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go of your hand.
46. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't solve the problem by changing the channel.
47. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, life is your own, and success is hard work.
48. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
49. God wants you to wait, so that you can wait for the right person. At this moment, you are happy, blessed and grateful.
5. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is alive.
51. In men's world, strong men are like clouds, weak men are like stars. Looking around, Wan Li is cloudless and full of stars.
52. I wandered around and went to a baby shop without knowing it. I bought this.
53. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.
54. The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, but the scenery outside the window.
55. Don't trust a woman. A gentle woman often hides a heart.
56, not because it always gives the right answer, but in the second you throw it in the air.
57. I want to ask her if she is ready. Let's face the future together.
58. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.
59. It's a good thing it's not red wine or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.
6. You can't be hang conan without Kobe. We all hope to be Kobe instead of hang conan.
61. Before I settle down and find a suitable life partner, I have to find myself first.
62. You're sheep tone. At first, you went astray, and you can't run back, can you?
63. Love comes quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.
64. Yifei: My man is either smarter than me or stronger than me, otherwise why should he conquer me!
65. Parents can't scold their children for being rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents.
66. Why bother asking questions about unnecessary people, things, feelings and hearts? How did you get it? So what if you can't get it?
67. I was so sure that Richard was the Mr. Right。 I just found out now that it's not like that at all.
68. The worst date is the one that is as bad as it is, unbearable to look back on, and can still leave psychological trauma!
69. Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart.
7. Don't judge a person by his first impression. Everyone has something to hide, and everyone has a chance to turn over a new leaf.
71. There are so many Chinese weapons that you don't want to learn the sword. You don't learn to learn the sword when you go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I learned that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.
72. What's the bright sword? It's romantic to wear it for a while. I don't want any bright sword, but it's better for me to fight in secret!
73. When everyone develops to a new stage, they must make a decisive choice. Although it will be awkward at first, you must face it.
74. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil. Human beings like to hide, which is the greatest sorrow of human beings.
75. Man, be open-minded. Why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? A toad with three legs can't be found. There are plenty of women with two legs!
76. People who love you will say things you don't like to hear, because they don't want you to get hurt. If your friends do the same, please forgive them.
77. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones, and learn to let go of what should be put down.
78. Santa, I want to make a wish. The man I am looking for is either smarter than me or stronger than me, otherwise, why should he conquer me?
79. It is not recommended to hit people with self-esteem in the face. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use * * on any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.
8. People often say that you can't have your cake and eat it, and wealth will make people lose themselves. Only when you realize this level can you master your own destiny.
81. I raised you. I used to raise many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, all of them died. Zhanbo, you are so lucky!
82. If you dare not face her, it means that you haven't really forgotten her. Now is the best opportunity to prove that all this is over.
83. Money can buy watches, but not time, marriage, but not love, a house, but not a family.
84. Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. Unfortunately, one always turns left and the other always … takes the elevator.
85. I thought I was God, who could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, it was nothing. I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm sorry, I'm not God, I'm lonely.
86. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you practice sword. If you don't practice the upper sword, you practice the lower sword (bitch), and if you don't practice the iron sword, you practice the silver sword. Congratulations, you have finally achieved the effect of the combination of man and sword-sword man (bitch).
87. There must be two impulses in life, a desperate love and a tidbit that must be seen. Congratulations, you have finished the latter. A desperate love depends on yourselves.
88. Maybe one day, your brain will also crash, and then you will be left with a bunch of broken things and a bandage on your head the next day. However, life will always go on, because big things will be calm.
89. A listener just called to say to his girlfriend-I'm sorry, I lost your mother during my trip to Antarctica last year. I hope you can forgive me. And request a song "You Come Back" by Sun Nan for her.
9. Maybe it's fate. Originally, I was full of fear about what was about to happen, but when I saw this, I was much better at once. You said that the little thing that can wear this should not be so * *, right?
91. I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but when I met you, I was the best. Some people miss it and only miss it carefully.
92. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start all over again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, we should smile and cherish the future. Because of life, there is no if.
93. Man, be open-minded. Why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toad with three legs can't be found, but there are plenty of women with two legs! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long, and we are racing against time.
94. During these three hours, we all achieved unprecedented peace, without anger, anxiety, entanglement and fear. Now, we realize that the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because of us, so nervous.
95. Happy time is always so short, not to mention two special programs of 9 minutes. Even ipartment, who is in his eighties so far, has failed to satisfy everyone's desire for happiness and beauty. No amount of tidbits, behind the scenes, eggs and retrospection can match the happiness of another season.