"If You Are the One" Ge You Classic Lines

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Ge You: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.

Ge You: Don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Che Xiao: Soft persimmons are delicious.

Ge You: You are sick and old, aren't you worried about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's peak sexually.

Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex?

Ge You: Not exactly, but it can't be called love without it. At best, it can only be called friendship.

Che Xiao: No. What's the matter? And grow old together. Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't do it at all, just don't do it too often.

Ge You: How low do you think the frequency of making out is?

Che Xiao: This is my ideal, ah.

Ge You: Well, you say. (Che Xiao fingers) Once a month?

Che Xiao: Once a year.

Luo Haiqiong: First fly to Kunming, then take a day's coach to Mengzi, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a day's tractor, and a day's ox cart will reach our home.

Ge You: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your leg.

Ge You: I can accept orphans, but having both parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to insert the Mercedes logo in the front of BMW.

Bidai Syulan: Can you drive?

Ge You: But what if something goes wrong and the parts of Mercedes don't match, and BMW doesn't care to repair them?

Ge You: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?

Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?

Ge You: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.

Ge You: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people say that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not too much to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.

Ge You: I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?

Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.

Ge You: I am here, but my heart is elsewhere.

Shu Qi: You don't have to accept it. I know it's unfair to you.

Ge You: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?

Ge You: I just want to play with you, because you look good. Do you accept it? Can you afford it? Half-hearted. Are you my opponent? Believe it or not, there are eight women in my heart that you can't see. What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you when you come to the door.

Ge You: I just want him to look good. Why? What's wrong with me improving my offspring for our old Qin family? Do you have to find an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?

Ge You: If you turn your back on me, I promise, it will be Maggie Cheung and Angelina? Julie Sophie. My four sisters, Masoga and Lin Chi-ling, and I don't drink any wine.

Usain: You don't drink one, you drink ten.

Shu Qi: You are lucky to see a bear.

Ge You: Don't talk nonsense. This is the bear's luck.

Ge You: It's so beautiful. It's a pity to eat it. Better keep the bear.

Shu Qi: You don't look like a bear.

Ge You: Like what?

Shu Qi: Wolves.

Ge You: Do you regret knowing me?

Shu Qi: I don't regret it. I am very happy.

Ge You: If you marry me, I promise to make you feel like drinking honey every day.

Fan Wei: At present, the economy is depressed, and the five major investment banks are all bankrupt, so they can't sell anything.

Ge You: Nothing. I sold it to you. I'll buy it back. Make an offer.

Fan Wei: Two million.

Ge You:/kloc-0,000,000, I'm going to throw it away.

Fan Wei: OK, deal! A million is a million. I said pounds.

Ge You: Cut the crap, I'm talking about Japanese yen. Don't feel lost. When the economy improves next year, I will sell it at a high price and share it with you.

Fan Wei: Do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Ge You: You decide which is the best.

Fan Wei: Then speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you.

Ge You and the individual:

Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill.

If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time I wash and iron it, it looks like I just bought it from the store.

Be specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I'm not young anymore. I went abroad as an international student and lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously and wasted my time learning a survival skill. Now that I have come back from overseas, I have learned nothing. To be honest, should I define it as a company, a stock and a degree? Three fake turtles? . Open-minded, 50-50, dishonest, but born timid, killing is not illegal, I can't do it. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society.

You are the only one who is interested.

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